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Clips from 30 Rock - The Collection (S02E02)

"Oh, no! You guys start with that?!"
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"Mr. Donaghy? I've got some bad news."
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"I wasn't able to get Miss Maroney to eat."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Well, It turns out she's the wrong kind of crazy,"
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"and I guess we have to get married now."
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"Apology accepted, Kenneth."
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"I suppose we're both having a pretty bad day."
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"I like the upside-down "Wow" on it."
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"Well, I guess I've never thought about it that much."
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"We had a nice one back home in Georgia."
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"Had a bear on it."
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"It was almost as if I took every problem that I ever had"
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"and I put it inside that cookie jar."
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"And I sealed it up so tight,"
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"So, I guess to answer your question,"
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"I'd give cookie jars about a "B.""
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"Some people have so many problems"
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"that there aren't enough cookie jars in the world"
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"Well, that just makes me sad."
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"Kenneth, I have a cookie-jar collection."
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"Of course, sir! I'd love to!"
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"And should you ever go to the convention in Sarasota,"
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"please tell Patty and Beth and all of them"
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"Ooh?"
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"Enorme?"
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"Como ti amo?"
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"You always ruin everything."
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"They're trying to see if I have any skeletons in my closet."
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"Do you think they'll find anything?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm sorry. I have to take this."
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"The woman in your dressing room is your wife."
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"If it keeps him like this, yes."
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"There she is. There's my star."
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"What's Enorme?"
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"Hey."
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"So, uh... how does this work?"
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"The 1976 Democratic National Convention."
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"My mother is an Olympic-level racist."
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"Unless getting thrown out of a Chili's is a crime."
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"What? Look at my belt."
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"We have a secret ritual now where we slap our palms together"
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"A high five."
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"Hey, Liz Lemon."
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"You can't ask a fish not to swim,"
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"not to turn back into a Chinese dude at midnight."
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"I really do."
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"Ugh!"
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"Kenneth here is gonna be with you 24-7 to keep you fat."
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"Well, Mr. Donaghy, you're pretty clean."
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"And your sex life checks out real nice."
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"You wish it was a gay thing."
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"I've already made enough sacrifices for this company."
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"or get buried in a bow tie with a bunch of cookie jars."
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"Liz Lemon, where's Tracy?"
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"He, uh, went to the vet."
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"Hey, everybody."
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"It was all Liz Lemon's fault. The whole plan was hers."
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"Arrrrhh!"
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"what exactly are you going to do with all of these?"
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"Sure. Can you walk and talk?"
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"How do I get her to eat?"
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"Well, a lot of women overeat"
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"Everything's going so well for Miss Maroney right now."
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"I collect them."
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"So it's tricky."
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"I think Angie's right-handed,"
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"Give up like you gave up"
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"is your weird mole."
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"that nothing would never, ever, ever get out."
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"to contain them."
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"Enorme?"
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"Balena?"
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"I'll be in touch."
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"Aw, Jack, the choice is yours."
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"Then my thumb got caught in my butt"
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"But you're worse."
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"Goodbye forever, Liz Lemon."
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"How'd it go with Angie?"
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"I got to talk to Jack."
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"But I don't care."
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"Are you happy now, you son of a bitch?"
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"Porcella?"
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"Collector of the Year."
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"and how long I've known you"
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"I'm whipped!"
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"And what about your family? Any skeletons there?"
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"I don't know anymore."
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"Yeah, you're right. He doesn't."
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"Goodbye, cookie jars."
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"I remember when my Mom's friend Ron would come over."
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"Hello."
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"What else is going on?"
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"is the best thing that ever happened to me."
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"Do you want food, Jenna?"
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"But the both of you,"
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"Yeah, I get it."
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"No, I won't calm down. This can't be happening."
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"Right, Kenneth?"
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"Okay, you also have an undocumented domestic employee."
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"Always works for me at the bank."
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"but it's not working."
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"Aw, come on, man!"
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"So, obviously, it has nothing to do with my childhood."
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"never gets the corner office."
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"It sounds so crazy now."
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"There are a couple things, though,"
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"Always hold them squarely at the base, never by the lid."
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"You saying it's a gay thing?"
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"and we bar her for life."
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"You Lenny Wosniak?"
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"And what was that, exactly?"
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"You can't ask a bird not to fly."
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"And the other condition... I'm with him all the time."
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"Available exclusively at your local drug store."
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"This is the notch I'm using now."
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"Oh, hell, no!"
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"I'm going to a strip club now."
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"Oh, hey, can I talk to you?"
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