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Clips from 30 Rock - The Collection (S02E02)

"You like cookie jars, Kenneth?"
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"They'd go into the bedroom to sort out their paperwork,"
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"Would you like to have it?"
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"that Vic Nightingale says hello."
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"Okay, sir."
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"Grassisima?"
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"Grassota?"
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"I have to apologize for him."
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"Yeah, that's why I'm here."
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"I got a call from some lawyer today"
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"who was asking me what kind of boss you are"
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"What did you say?"
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"An eagle with the head of a bear."
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"Thank you. Your respect means the world to me, Lemon."
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"I can't believe it's starting already."
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"GE is vetting me."
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"That's why I hired a private investigator"
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"to look into my own background."
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"He'll spot any red flags before GE does,"
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"and that way I should be able to stay ahead of this."
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"Wait. You hired someone to investigate yourself."
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"That's weird."
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"Well, you do the same thing"
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"with your therapist every week, don't you?"
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"I had an amazing breakthrough with my therapist this week."
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"I was talking about... Ring, ring!"
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"...that dream that I have all the time..."
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"Yes."
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"She'll be right down."
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"What's going on in here? You're on time for work."
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"Sorry, Angie."
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"I let Tracy back in my life on two conditions."
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"One... this."
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"Bling-bling, That is ghetto fabulous!"
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"This belonged to Brooke Astor."
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"All he gets to do is work, eat, love on me, and sleep."
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"Isn't that right, baby?"
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"Angie got me up at 7:30 today."
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"Did you know in the morning they have food, TV,"
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"almost everything?"
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"It's pretty good. I did know that."
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"Yeah."
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"Tracy's like a horny child."
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"Will you be able to do that without falling in love?"
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"Also yes."
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"I think this is gonna be great, Angie."
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"I think you and me are gonna make a great team."
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"Oh, you looking for a sassy black friend?"
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"Are there any from prisons?"
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"Are there?"
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"Federal!"
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"Putting on this weight"
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"People actually like me now."
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"And to think I wanted you to lose this weight."
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"It's the number-one fragrance for plus-sized women."
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"Grassisima?"
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"Enorme."
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"Do not use if menstruating."
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"Can't plus-sized women wear regular perfume?"
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"And on a personal level, I just like you more when you're fat."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"It's all happening!"
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"I have."
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"But it's okay. I was there beating up hippies."
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"My cousin Tim fixes NBA games."
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"Any weird sex stuff I should know about?"
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"You know what? Don't tell me."
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"I like to find that out on my own."
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"I'm a watcher."
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"Okay, I'll get started on my end of the process."
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"Is there anything else you want to tell me now?"
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"Mm, one more thing."
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"I'm losing weight."
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"I'm back to the factory-made notches."
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"Jenna, calm down."
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"Everything is based on the fat."
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"Enorme, the offer to play Ms. PAC-MAN"
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"What?"
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"And worst of all, Jack won't like me anymore."
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"when we walk by each other."
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"It was our special thing."
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"to come up with some ideas for some topical sketches."
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"Thanks to Angie."
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"You can't ask a tiger"
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"Angie is gonna kill us."
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"I feel bad about doing this to you, Liz Lemon."
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"No, Jack. Everything's great."
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"Look..."
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"it's come to my attention"
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"That's ridiculous. Is it?"
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"You're not breathing heavily, your skin is cleared up."
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"I even find you slightly attractive right now."
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"Don't say that, Jack."
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"Come on. "Me want food," right?"
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"It's okay. Kenneth."
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"Lt'll be just like back home on the pig farm."
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"and then my uncles will slit your throat."
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"Like you should probably give up your membership"
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"What about Johnny Carlos? He's ethnic."
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"All right. I'll resign."
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"Manuelo? No, I need Manuelo."
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"All right, I'll send him home."
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"Well, that's it."
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"No, I think you've been very thorough."
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"It's been a pleasure doing business with you."
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"Oh, Jack."
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"You don't have"
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"a massive collection of cookie jars, do you?"
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"Congratulations, Victor Nightingale."
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"Weird little guys in bow ties do."
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"You hear what I'm getting at? What?"
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"No. I'm not doing that."
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"They're not gonna get this."
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"with his collection of antique wooden dolls."
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"Giuliani doesn't collect dolls."
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"Because he incinerated them"
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"in 1989, the year he ran for mayor."
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"of the largest corporation in America"
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"Okay."
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"My cobra, Ramses."
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