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Clips from Stripes (1981)

"-They give you money. -Who?"
Stripes (1981)
"The GI Bill. Borrow all the money you want."
Stripes (1981)
"You borrow the money, you buy a Winnebago."
Stripes (1981)
"They ship it anywhere you want."
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"You get lots of travel. Kathmandu, guaranteed."
Stripes (1981)
"Yeah, dysentery guaranteed."
Stripes (1981)
"I'll be over there in Nepal with those monkey-head chicks."
Stripes (1981)
"...thanks a lot for keeping the Chinese off our backs. We appreciate it."
Stripes (1981)
"You figure it out."
Stripes (1981)
"You ever heard stories about the gratitude of the Nepalese people?"
Stripes (1981)
"-No. -They'll probably teach me to levitate."
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"-With a Winnebago. -Check, please."
Stripes (1981)
"I can see you've got this all figured out."
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"All I've got are a lot of bad habits and a lot of bad debts."
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"Who?"
Stripes (1981)
"-I'm not going in. -You could be a commander."
Stripes (1981)
"You could probably be a general in a year."
Stripes (1981)
"I mean, Charles de Gaulle was a general. You're smarter than him."
Stripes (1981)
"That guy was like a member of the steel-plate club."
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"Well, I was gonna go over there. We could use your car."
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"-We'd have to, wouldn't we? -Yeah."
Stripes (1981)
"I can't believe we're doing this."
Stripes (1981)
"Listen, if I get killed, my blood is on your hands."
Stripes (1981)
"Just don't get it on my shoes, okay? Hello?"
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"I'm not saying that the Army will be able to do for you what it did for me."
Stripes (1981)
"Now, sometimes the Army's your best shot."
Stripes (1981)
"There's some questions I have to ask. They're a little personal."
Stripes (1981)
"Are either of you homosexuals?"
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"Yeah, would they send us someplace special?"
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"I guess that's no on both."
Stripes (1981)
"All right, now if you'll just give UncIe Sam your autograph here."
Stripes (1981)
""Sammy, get well soon.""
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"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
Stripes (1981)
"I was wondering if you.... Are you..."
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"-...you know, holding? -No, man, I'm not."
Stripes (1981)
"What, are you smuggling furs or something?"
Stripes (1981)
"Excuse me. General Hansen?"
Stripes (1981)
"No, I'm not a general, but may I help you?"
Stripes (1981)
"Yes. I want to thank you for saving my life over in Vietnam."
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"-I don't think that was me. -You're right. It was Normandy Beach."
Stripes (1981)
"I was shot up pretty bad."
Stripes (1981)
"You grabbed me, pulled me into a foxhole and patched me up."
Stripes (1981)
"I don't think so and I don't care and I don't have the time."
Stripes (1981)
"Stands for military police. Are you on one of these buses?"
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"My job is to see that big, strong men like you..."
Stripes (1981)
"...get on these buses without getting lost."
Stripes (1981)
"Did you check him off, Louise?"
Stripes (1981)
"You know, there's a strip search before you get on the bus."
Stripes (1981)
"-Really? -Yeah. Be careful, man."
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"-Do you have your papers? -Yes. Here."
Stripes (1981)
"You look like a sensitive, intelligent guy."
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"Don't make me shoot you."
Stripes (1981)
"Climb aboard, soldier."
Stripes (1981)
"-What do you think? -I hope we don't go to war."
Stripes (1981)
"Excuse me, stewardess. Is there a movie on this flight?"
Stripes (1981)
"-Bus. -A movie on this flight."
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"Inside. Off the bus."
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"Right on inside."
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"Sergeant Hulka."
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"Yes, sir?"
Stripes (1981)
"Fine-looking group of men, wouldn't you say so?"
Stripes (1981)
"How's it going, Eisenhower?"
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"Yes, well. Get them inside..."
Stripes (1981)
"...and carry on, I guess."
Stripes (1981)
"I'll be in my office if you need me."
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"Inside."
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"I'm your drill sergeant."
Stripes (1981)
"Before we proceed any further..."
Stripes (1981)
"...we gotta get something straight."
Stripes (1981)
"Your mamas are not here to take care of you now."
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"It's just you, me and Uncle Sam."
Stripes (1981)
"And before I leave you..."
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"UncIe Hulka?"
Stripes (1981)
"When I tell you to move..."
Stripes (1981)
"...you'll move fast."
Stripes (1981)
"When I tell you to jump..."
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"And make no mistake."
Stripes (1981)
"I don't care where you come from, I don't care what color you are..."
Stripes (1981)
"... I don't care how smart you are or how dumb you are..."
Stripes (1981)
"...because I'm gonna teach every last one of you..."
Stripes (1981)
"...walk, talk, shoot, shit like a United States soldier."
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"-Understand? -Yes, sir."
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"-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir."
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"You don't say "sir" to me. I'm a sergeant. I work for a living."
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"-Yes, sergeant. -I didn't hear you."
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"-Yes, sergeant. -Now that's what I wanna hear."
Stripes (1981)
"You got a problem, boy?"
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"No problem, sergeant."
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"On your feet, boy."
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"I don't think you'd think it's funny, sir. Sergeant."
Stripes (1981)
"How do you know?"
Stripes (1981)
"I got a hell of a sense of humor. Ain't I, Corporal Briggs?"
Stripes (1981)
"Corporal Briggs, we have a comedian in our midst."
Stripes (1981)
"Will you take this comedian outside..."
Stripes (1981)
"Get your goat-smelling ass out of here!"
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"Move it!"
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"-No, sergeant. -I didn't hear you!"
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"You look good."
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"Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna Krishna, Krishna"
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"Shut up! Just shut up, will you!"
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"-I didn't mean it. -How come yours is so long?"
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"Fifteen and a half."
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"Thirty-three."
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"I gotta live with 37?"
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"Sergeant Hulka?"
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"I certainly meant no offense by it. It won't happen again."
Stripes (1981)
"Keep it moving! Let's go!"
Stripes (1981)
"Boxer or jockey?"
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"Don't you ever touch me again, ever."
Stripes (1981)
"This is pretty sweet. Free clothing."
Stripes (1981)
"How about that lunch? What was that brown stuff?"
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"Fall in!"
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"Move it! Move it!"
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"You know something, soldier. I've noticed you're always last."
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"-I'm pacing myself, sergeant. -Move it!"
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"Hold it!"
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"Left face!"
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"Left, right, left, right."
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"You stand in place."
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"Forward march!"
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