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Clips from Stripes (1981)

"Hey, we're walking."
Stripes (1981)
"Left, right, left, right, left, right."
Stripes (1981)
"My name's Howard J. Turkstra. I'm from Kansas City."
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"My hobbies are fast cars and fast women."
Stripes (1981)
"Because.... That's why guys in my car club call me "The Cruiser.""
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"Should call him "The Dork.""
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"Knock it off."
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"Go ahead."
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"I thought I'd better join before I got drafted."
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"Son, there ain't no draft no more."
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"The name's Francis Soyer."
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"You just made the list, buddy."
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"And I don't like nobody touching my stuff!"
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"If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you."
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"Also, I don't like nobody touching me."
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"Now, any of you homos..."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"You're all in this together."
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"One of these men may save your life one of these days, understand?"
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"Then again, maybe one of us won't."
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"-You, go ahead. -Me?"
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"Yeah."
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"You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem."
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"-No! -Yeah, I do."
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"Anyway, I went to this doctor."
Stripes (1981)
"...along with a lot of pizzas."
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"Pizzas!"
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"I'm basically a shy person."
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"You know, these aggressive-training courses like EST, those type of things."
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"Anyway, it costs 400 bucks to join this thing."
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"Well, I didn't have the money."
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"And I thought to myself, "Join the Army. It's free.""
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"So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds."
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"You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one."
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"Which is perfect for me."
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"I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine."
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"-Good thinking, Ox. Real good. -It is."
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"Ziskey."
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"...but I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat..."
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"... I'll be right behind you guys every step of the way."
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"Okay, Mr. Pushups. Let's hear your story."
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"But now I know why I have aIways lost women to guys like you."
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"It's not just the uniform."
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"It's the stories that you tell."
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"Lee Harvey..."
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"...you are a madman."
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"When you stole that cow..."
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"I want to party with you, cowboy."
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"The two of us together, forget it."
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"I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon."
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"And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be there..."
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"...to be that big toe for us."
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"I think that we owe a big round of applause..."
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"...to our newest, bestest buddy..."
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"...Sergeant Hulka."
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"Well, okay, hotshot."
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"We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are."
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"Reveille is 0500."
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"We're gonna fall out with locker boxes..."
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"...and we're gonna have a locker-box inspection."
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"And then we're gonna do 10 miles, rain or shine."
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"We got a full day ahead of us."
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"We're gonna start out with a five-mile run."
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"I know I'm speaking for the entire platoon when I say..."
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"Thanks a lot, Winger!"
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"Nice going, asshole."
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"Oh, my-- Oh, my God! Mama!"
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"Major Ellis would like you to look over these interim reports, captain, sir."
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"Interim reports! That's all I ever do around here."
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"Hold that, corporal."
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"Oh, look at those men."
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"Are those my men, corporal?"
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"Well, where are my men?"
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"Let's see. Sergeant Hulka is on the confidence course."
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"Sergeant Crocker is on the mortar range."
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"Terrific. Corporal, bring up the jeep."
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"Grenade!"
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"Go get them!"
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"Those are damn fine men. Are they in my company?"
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"No, sir. Oh, here come your men now, sir."
Stripes (1981)
"Stand up when I'm sticking you, boy!"
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"Get down and give me 50, mother!"
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"Come on! I'll walk on your ass, boy! I was killing--"
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"-You got the light one. -Yeah, my mistake."
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"-Yeah. -Here, let's switch."
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"-I kind of thought it was a mistake. -I got it."
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"-Stop! Fall in! -Hey, sergeant, it's raining."
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"-When's the good part, John? -This is the good part."
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"Get your butt down, soldier. You'll get it shot off someday. Move it!"
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"I learned a lot of things today, John."
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"I think this is the greatest day I've ever spent."
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"Going south today? All right."
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"Two in the jeep."
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"-Two when we got out of the jeep. -Oh, no. Six hits."
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"We're not gonna let you drive now, you sit right down here."
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"Stow your tray table in the upright position, will you?"
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"You're gonna be just fine in about 12 hours."
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"It's gonna be kind of weird till then, but...."
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"Pleasure to meet you, Hollister. Heard a lot about you."
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"Anything I could tell you would be a Iie, captain..."
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"...so how about we tag along with you to your destination..."
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"...and then we'll go our separate ways."
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"Okay, major, let's go!"
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"The important thing is not to panic."
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"And in the morning we can chop down a big tree..."
Stripes (1981)
"And we could find a river that'll probably run down to the ocean."
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"If we're lucky, we'll drift into those major shipping lanes..."
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"I think we should find a hotel room."
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"That's a good idea."
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"I think some of these plants are edible."
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"I think we might have to settle for a motel."
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"-This looks like a main road. -Oh, yeah, this is the interstate here."
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"Thank you."
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"Colombia. Love weed."
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"Pills."
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"-Oh, it's good in stew, yeah. -Yeah, put about 30 in there."
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"What is their struggle?"
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"I can't hear you! You two should tie the knot!"
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"Just get on the plane."
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"You bet."
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