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Clips from Stripes (1981)

"This is the Army."
Stripes (1981)
"It's softball and low bridges."
Stripes (1981)
"It's a hundred ways to prove yourself."
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"This is the Army."
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"Yes, sir."
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"-Thank you so much. -Thank you."
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"I got a nice, warm cab right here. You sure?"
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"Thanks for the ride, pal."
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"Shit!"
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"Allow me."
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"Would you be careful with those?"
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"Madam, perhaps you'd like to eat your luggage."
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"I'm in a hurry."
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"This is Basic English."
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"My name is Russell Ziskey..."
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"I want you to call me Russell, and I'm gonna call you by your first names..."
Stripes (1981)
"... I've never done this before."
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"So how many of you would say you speak English fairly well..."
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"Yes, you speak some English?"
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"Son of bitch. Shit."
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"I've never gone this way before."
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"I'm sure there's a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't."
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"What is your name?"
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"John Ringer? What kind of a name is Ringer?"
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"Doesn't surprise me. You look like a typical lowlife character to me."
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"Actually, I'm a photographer. I took this job because I love people."
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"There's nothing I enjoy more than meeting someone like yourseIf..."
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"Thank you so much."
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"No, it's not the speed really so much."
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"I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."
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"Oh, my!"
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"-We're going to be killed! -Oh, no."
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"-Just keep your hands on the wheel! -Not killed! Not killed!"
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"I am going to write your name down..."
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"...and see that it's given to the proper authorities, G-E-R."
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"Well, that hurts, ma'am."
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"And I don't think I want to take your abuse."
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"I know I don't want to take you to the airport. How about that, huh?"
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"Hey, move that cab, buddy!"
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"Hey! You can't stop in the middle of a bridge!"
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"...and then we'll call it a day."
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"That's my car!"
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"-John, is that you? -Yeah."
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"Fine."
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"I got you a pizza too."
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"I had a real bad day."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I bet you did."
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"I just can't take this anymore."
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"That's what you said last week."
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"You know, how much can you straighten out in one week?"
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"It hasn't been a week, John. It's been six months."
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"Nothing's changed."
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"You sleep in till noon, then you watch Rocky and Bullwinkle."
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"Then you drive your cab, what, a couple hours?"
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"...and then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2 in the morning!"
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"Tito Puente is gonna be dead, and you'll say:"
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""I've been listening to him for years. He's fabulous.""
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"Then you watch movies until dawn, and then..."
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"You don't think that takes energy? You're a sexual dynamo."
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"Most guys couldn't even handle you."
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"I've been reading books on the outside so I can keep up with you."
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"It's not funny."
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"You're going nowhere, John."
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"It's just not that cute anymore."
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"It's a little cute."
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"Come on. I'm part of a lost and restless generation."
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"What, you want me to run for the Senate?"
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"I just know that I don't want you."
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"So the basic problem is that I'm still around?"
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"I need you."
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"Come on, John."
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"I knew that wasn't gonna sound good."
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"-Anita. -No."
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"John, no, it's not gonna work. I like you, but I need something more."
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"I need somebody who's gonna develop with me and grow. Goodbye."
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"-Who could grow more than me? -Goodbye."
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"I am the little acorn that becomes the oak."
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"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"
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"Go away."
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"Hi, John."
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"Nice shot, John."
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"Hey, can I take your last beer?"
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"-No. -We'll split it."
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"In the last two hours..."
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"... I've lost my job, my apartment..."
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"...my car and my girlfriend."
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"Hey. Yes, thank you. Toss that up here."
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"Yo. Here we are, my man."
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"All right, come to papa. Toss that thing. Let's go."
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"Jeez."
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"-Tired, challenged, trained and proud. -This doesn't look bad."
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"What, the Army?"
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"No. I've always thought about joining the Army."
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"Bullshit. You're not the type."
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"I've seen the kind of guys that enlist in the Army."
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"I saw them when I was working on unemployment. They're like us."
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"Five pushups?"
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"I got $3 says I can do five pushups."
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"-Not Marine pushups. -No, simple pushups."
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"That's none."
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"Let's go. There's a time limit here."
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"He's moving now. That's two."
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"Not that good though."
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"I think you're ready for the Special Olympics."
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"That's three."
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"-That's four. -Four."
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"I was testing you."
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"And here goes five. Will he do it?"
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"Congratulations. You just doubled your money."
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"I gotta get in shape."
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"I gotta dry out, or I'll be dead before I'm 30."
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"The Army's my only chance."
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"You could join a monastery."
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"You're welcome to stay at my place if you want."
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"Pretty much got that roach problem licked."
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"You've got some warped idea about the Army."
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"You think it's like a health club with neat uniforms or something."
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"They make me a black belt."
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"I'll come out a human killing machine."
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"I think we should go to California again and pick fruit."
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