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Clips from American Dad! - Stan's Night Out (S04E04)

"and the last thing I should be spending money on is a prostitute."
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"And I don't break a promise."
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"Whoa, Stan. You don't pull a gun on a bro."
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"then shoot my hooker's penis off."
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"[Gasps] Oh, no! She stole Dick's car. Those guys are in the trunk!"
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"You knew about me?"
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"This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. Those guys were in the trunk. What are we gonna do?"
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"- [Mouse Clicking] - [Stan] FernandoJaramillo."
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"- Oh, my God! - Good. We all know who he is..."
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"so we don't have to waste any time explaining it to each other."
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"- I don't know who he is. - Oh, well, let me explain it to you."
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"Jaramillo is the most ruthless killer and crime lord on the Eastern Seaboard."
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"But why would the hooker take your car to this guy?"
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"When Jaramillo finds a cop in the trunk, he'll kill them all."
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"So, we're good?"
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"- You suck, Stan. - Hold on now."
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"I have one more question."
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"Fifty-seven."
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"[Stan] Biscuit comin'in hot!"
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"[Tools Whirring]"
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"So, we're good?"
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"Hello. You are trespassing on my property."
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"C.I.A."
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"C.I.A. Very impressive. [Snaps Fingers]"
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"Thank you for my new belt buckle."
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"You four, get out. These three men belong to me."
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"I bought the car, and they were in the trunk."
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"- My beach supplies! - Are you gonna kill us?"
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"I've also started chopping humans."
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"I sell hearts, but I've never been in love."
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"I'm not leaving without those guys."
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"Stan, it's over. There's nothing you can do."
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"- Oh, really? Now, Biscuit! - [Growling]"
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"Now, Cheesers!"
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"Coward! I gave you everything!"
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"It starts the first time every time."
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"- Are you a betting man? - Go on."
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"You see that lawn mower over there?"
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"Okay, we have that. Put a pin in it."
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"Or- and get ready for this- I will give you a free Tarot card reading."
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"- Nah. I want your leg. - Suit yourself."
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"What'd you pay for her? Duh-duh-duh-duh, duh, duh- Oh, I'm out of gas."
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"Escort these three off of my property."
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"Bye, boys. It was a memorable night."
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"- [Whimpers] - It's over, Biscuit."
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"Okay, hop up."
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"[Whirring Loudly]"
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"[Gunfire, Tires Screeching]"
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"What are you doing here? I thought you were at a party with Tyler."
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"And it made me realize something-"
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"I was a real jerk to you."
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"- [TV: Screaming] - We shouldn't be fighting each other."
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"It's ridiculous to let other people judge us based on how we look."
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"- Well, thanks, Roger. - What do you say I go change..."
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"Sooie! Pig, pig, pig, pig, piggy!"
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"I don't expect to win. I'm just hoping to place."
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"- Stan! - What are you so surprised about?"
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"You left me with a guy who was about to cut my leg off. What'd you think was gonna happen?"
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"Ah!"
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"Dude, how did you get out of that?"
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"Cheesers came back."
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"You are a legend."
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"You gotta come out with us again tonight!"
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"Sorry, boys. I've got better places to be."
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"That's how you start a weed-whacker in one pull."
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"- [Motor Stops] - How's the meat loaf?"
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"Perfect. Everything's perfect."
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"It's time for you to call Bernie with your gardening questions."
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"[Stan] You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you."
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"I'm gonna finish this meat loaf..."
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"#And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"- Oh, yeah! - [Chuckles] Hey, guys."
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"She wants to play soccer in Europe."
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"I just had my colors done, and Lydia tells me I'm an autumn."
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"How about a plate of my nads and cheese!"
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"There's my melody. I'm halfway there."
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"[Spanish Accent] Did someone order a spot-on Rosie Perez impersonator?"
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"Okay, let's whip 'em out."
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"Okay. Everyone ready to go to the cigar bar?"
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"So, you guys keeping this party going?"
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"[All] Stogies! Stogies! Stogies!"
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"Please! Don't do this!"
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"Did I just hear someone yell from your trunk?"
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"But instead of a dummy, I use a car."
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"but I'm an artist, so that's the life I chose."
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"Ooh, there he is!"
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"I'm Amber. Give me waves of grain alcohol..."
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"- [Tires Squeal] - Dick, no. The hospital's the other way."
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"- [Door Closes] - Dick, come on. We gotta get those guys to the hospital."
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"You're a dead man, Al!"
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"Don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get you out of this. I promise."
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"Sheila, since we're not going to be social anymore, I feel I can tell you this."
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"The girls all got hepatitis. I bought a Jaguar."
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"- # Yeah # - # Whoo #"
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"Who does he need to call so fast?"
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"- So I'm not. - # Hit it #"
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"- # I wanna rock right now # - I think I'm falling in love with you."
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"- Throw me the car keys. - I just had them. Where'd they go?"
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"- How old do you boys think I am? - Uh, 55?"
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"They're gone. They must be dead!"
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"[Guns Cocking]"
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"Yes. In addition to chopping cars for parts..."
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"Then you are not leaving."
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"Ring-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-There it goes."
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"Duh-duh-duh-duh- She's a beaut. Duh-duh-duh-duh-"
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"[Men Shouting, Punch Lands]"
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"[Bernie On TV] Yeah, there it is."
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"I got my comb. I'm ready to party."
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"- [Belches] - [Pounding On Trunk]"
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"- unload them in front and drive away. - Okay, if it'll shut you-"
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"[Grunts]"
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"L-I also met-met my date t-today."
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"Bam?"
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"- [Man] Hit it! - ## [Hip-hop]"
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"This was also in the trunk, so it is also mine."
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"[Guns Cock]"
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"Give it a sec."
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"I promised I'd come back for you."
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