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Clips from American Dad! - Stan's Night Out (S04E04)

"It starts the first time every time."
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"# Oh, boy it's swell to say #"
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"You can't worry about "what ifs," friend. You gotta live in the moment."
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"Okay. My knight in shimmering green sweater is gonna be here any minute."
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"- Leave him alone! - This ain't the first time I fought naked!"
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"I'm not gonna let this jackass ruin our night."
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"Nah, they're still in the trunk. We're having a party."
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"It was a real honor partyin' with you, Stan."
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"- Really? - Yeah, really."
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"- Oh, my God! - Dick, what the hell?"
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"I promised I'd get those guys to the hospital."
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"Avril Lavigne! She sucks!"
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"[Crash]"
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"Went to the A.T.M., busted out my $40 quick cash."
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"Oh, my God! You brought hookers to the C.I.A. We're all gonna get fired!"
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"[Laughing]"
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"here's a trick most people do not know."
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"- Yeah! - [Cheering]"
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"Yeah, it's a total rush."
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"I wish, but I made a promise. And Stan Smith has never broken a promise."
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"- [Pounding] - [Man] Help!"
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"Dick says it's nothing. So to get to the hospital, make a left-"
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"Then crystal meth got its hooks into us."
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"[Male Voice] Let's get married."
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"[All Gasp]"
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"then you set them free."
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"- Stan, don't do this. - This is crazy!"
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"[Motor Sputters]"
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"[Chorus] #Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"But then it wasn't my card! It wasn't my card at all!"
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"I just met my date today."
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"[Laughing] Oh, you-"
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"It's in Canada right now. That's why I rode my bike over here."
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"I knew the whole time."
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"- Roger! - [Laughs] Relax."
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"Hello? Line one, you're on with Bernie."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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