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Clips from ALF - Strangers in the Night (S01E01)

How about me?

"How about me?"

ALF

Do i think we should let an alien watch "psycho,"

"Do i think we should let an alien watch "psycho,""

ALF

While our son sleeps in the other room?

"While our son sleeps in the other room?"

ALF

No problem, just leave the keys to the liquor cabinet.

"No problem, just leave the keys to the liquor cabinet."

ALF

So, this is my prison for the night.

"So, this is my prison for the night."

ALF

It's not prison.

"It's not prison."

ALF

One man's bedroom is another man's prison.

"One man's bedroom is another man's prison."

ALF

Magazines, a jigsaw puzzle.

"Magazines, a jigsaw puzzle."

ALF

You're supposed to put it together.

"You're supposed to put it together."

ALF

Your favorite comic book --

"Your favorite comic book --"

ALF

I want mrs. Bates.

"I want mrs. Bates."

ALF

Maybe, in the future, we'll let you baby-Sit.

"Maybe, in the future, we'll let you baby-Sit."

ALF

Don't toy with my emotions, willie.

"Don't toy with my emotions, willie."

ALF

I'm not.

"I'm not."

ALF

You think you can keep your end of this bargain?

"You think you can keep your end of this bargain?"

ALF

Mrs. "O" will never know i'm here.

"Mrs. "O" will never know i'm here."

ALF

Just kidding!

"Just kidding!"

ALF

Where's the fun around here?

"Where's the fun around here?"

ALF

Thanks, mrs. Ochmonek.

"Thanks, mrs. Ochmonek."

ALF

So i hear.

"So i hear."

ALF

Have you had trouble sleeping lately?

"Have you had trouble sleeping lately?"

ALF

But recently your tv has been on awfully late.

"But recently your tv has been on awfully late."

ALF

Now you mention it, i have had trouble.

"Now you mention it, i have had trouble."

ALF

If i didn't know better, i'd think you had boarders.

"If i didn't know better, i'd think you had boarders."

ALF

I really have to go.

"I really have to go."

ALF

Here's the number. I won't be long.

"Here's the number. I won't be long."

ALF

Please, stay out of the bedroom.

"Please, stay out of the bedroom."

ALF

It's...a ...kind of a mess.

"It's...a ...kind of a mess."

ALF

Whatever you say.

"Whatever you say."

ALF

"Please stay out of the bedroom."

""Please stay out of the bedroom.""

ALF

[ Alf ] meanwhile, in the bedroom,

"[ Alf ] meanwhile, in the bedroom,"

ALF

I so desperately wanted to see.

"I so desperately wanted to see."

ALF

You've been very kind.

"You've been very kind."

ALF

I was wondering,

"I was wondering,"

ALF

You'd like to come up to the house,

"You'd like to come up to the house,"

ALF

And have supper with me.

"And have supper with me."

ALF

That sure is kind...

"That sure is kind..."

ALF

You're sure it's not an imposition?

"You're sure it's not an imposition?"

ALF

You weren't expecting company?

"You weren't expecting company?"

ALF

Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

ALF

I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles.

"I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles."

ALF

[ Tv ] no mother, i won't.

"[ Tv ] no mother, i won't."

ALF

[ Mysterious music ]

"[ Mysterious music ]"

ALF

[ Clunk ]

"[ Clunk ]"

ALF

Ohhhhh!

"Ohhhhh!"

ALF

Oh!

"Oh!"

ALF

Trevor, get over here quick!

"Trevor, get over here quick!"

ALF

I think there's somebody else in this house.

"I think there's somebody else in this house."

ALF

What took you so long?

"What took you so long?"

ALF

I think there's somebody in this house.

"I think there's somebody in this house."

ALF

[ Scream on tv ]

"[ Scream on tv ]"

ALF

Don't wake me up when you come home.

"Don't wake me up when you come home."

ALF

Maybe it was in heat.

"Maybe it was in heat."

ALF

All right! I'm going in.

"All right! I'm going in."

ALF

If i don't come back, you can start dating.

"If i don't come back, you can start dating."

ALF

Are you narrating this?

"Are you narrating this?"

ALF

For crying out loud!

"For crying out loud!"

ALF

Hey!

"Hey!"

ALF

They got a cushioned toilet seat!

"They got a cushioned toilet seat!"

ALF

There, it's locked!

"There, it's locked!"

ALF

I'm going to watch the dodgers blow a big lead.

"I'm going to watch the dodgers blow a big lead."

ALF

[ Mysterious music ]

"[ Mysterious music ]"

ALF

I don't know a thing about it.

"I don't know a thing about it."

ALF

[ Door bell rings ]

"[ Door bell rings ]"

ALF

Sorry, we couldn't leave it by a tree.

"Sorry, we couldn't leave it by a tree."

ALF

I don't understand.

"I don't understand."

ALF

Last time we left one by a tree, a squirrel died.

"Last time we left one by a tree, a squirrel died."

ALF

Is this enough?

"Is this enough?"

ALF

Trevor, did you order a pizza and have it sent here?

"Trevor, did you order a pizza and have it sent here?"

ALF

A pizza arrived already paid for.

"A pizza arrived already paid for."

ALF

That's right.

"That's right."

ALF

You won't believe this, but it's gone.

"You won't believe this, but it's gone."

ALF

What?

"What?"

ALF

The noises and the screams!

"The noises and the screams!"

ALF

I'll be go to the market, it's back.

"I'll be go to the market, it's back."

ALF

I'll be go the market?

"I'll be go the market?"

ALF

Yes, it's back.

"Yes, it's back."

ALF

Mmmm, delicious!

"Mmmm, delicious!"

ALF

Can't you stay here? I don't want to be alone.

"Can't you stay here? I don't want to be alone."

ALF

I haven't seen you this bad since the eclipse.

"I haven't seen you this bad since the eclipse."

ALF

I'll do better than that,

"I'll do better than that,"

ALF

I'll tell you where it's going.

"I'll tell you where it's going."

ALF

One thing was certain,

"One thing was certain,"

ALF

Blue was not my color.

"Blue was not my color."

ALF

Why are you answering the phone?

"Why are you answering the phone?"

ALF

She lives next door.

"She lives next door."

ALF

I know she...

"I know she..."

ALF

Pizza!

"Pizza!"

ALF

I called for mrs. Ochmonek.

"I called for mrs. Ochmonek."

ALF

[ Phone rings ]

"[ Phone rings ]"

ALF

Is everything all right?

"Is everything all right?"

ALF

Fine...

"Fine..."

ALF

And the cat is going to be okay.

"And the cat is going to be okay."

ALF

The cat? What happened?

"The cat? What happened?"

ALF

I broke in the back door after i fell out the window.

"I broke in the back door after i fell out the window."

ALF

Where are you now? What are you doing?

"Where are you now? What are you doing?"

ALF

I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress.

"I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress."

ALF

I'm coming home.

"I'm coming home."

ALF

I should have locked him in the garage!

"I should have locked him in the garage!"

ALF

Brian, is that you?

"Brian, is that you?"

ALF

Ahhhh!

"Ahhhh!"

ALF

Operator, this is an emergency!

"Operator, this is an emergency!"

ALF

What's the number for 911?

"What's the number for 911?"

ALF

Then, it happened.

"Then, it happened."

ALF

At first, i thought it was santa claus.

"At first, i thought it was santa claus."

ALF

Santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine.

"Santa probably wouldn't smell of cheap wine."

ALF

I was scared stiff,

"I was scared stiff,"

ALF

But i knew i had to do something.

"But i knew i had to do something."

ALF

I was the man of the house.

"I was the man of the house."

ALF

Excuse me, sir.

"Excuse me, sir."

ALF

I did.

"I did."

ALF

What you're doing here, is wrong.

"What you're doing here, is wrong."

ALF

I hope the police get here soon.

"I hope the police get here soon."

ALF

Weird things have been going on.

"Weird things have been going on."

ALF

Take mrs. Ochmonek in the kitchen for tea.

"Take mrs. Ochmonek in the kitchen for tea."

ALF

Okay, mom. Come on.

"Okay, mom. Come on."

ALF

Would you prefer herbal or regular?

"Would you prefer herbal or regular?"

ALF

I'd prefer scotch.

"I'd prefer scotch."

ALF

What are you doing in my dress?

"What are you doing in my dress?"

ALF

Sorry, i thought it was lynn's.

"Sorry, i thought it was lynn's."

ALF

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