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Clips from ALF - Strangers in the Night (S01E01)

"It started out like any other night..."
ALF
"Ha! Yeah! I kill me."
ALF
"Sorry, alf. We'll play later."
ALF
"Here's that ribbon."
ALF
"[ Phone rings ]"
ALF
"Hey, don't worry about the old alfer."
ALF
"By the way, we're out of popcorn."
ALF
"I love that dress. Thanks."
ALF
"Hold on!"
ALF
"That was herb from the office."
ALF
"The computer is down. He can't access files."
ALF
"I could take him with me."
ALF
"No, you're in the wedding party."
ALF
"To sit with brian."
ALF
"What do you think?"
ALF
"Mrs. Ochmonek will be here in 5 minutes."
ALF
"There's plenty to keep you occupied --"
ALF
"We'll run "psycho" another night."
ALF
"I'll get it! [ Door bell ]"
ALF
"No, why?"
ALF
"Far be it from me to pry,"
ALF
"My trevor is the same way."
ALF
"It this a new lamp?"
ALF
"Mrs. Ochmonek..."
ALF
"Who does he think i am, a snoop?"
ALF
"Why thank you..."
ALF
"I was just finishing the jigsaw puzzle,"
ALF
"[ Tv ] thank you very much."
ALF
"No."
ALF
"Yes?"
ALF
"Well, you seem so..."
ALF
"I was wondering whether..."
ALF
"[ Alf sniffing ]"
ALF
"On the contrary."
ALF
"[ Door creaks ]"
ALF
"The works; to travel."
ALF
"Listen, can you leave it by the oak tree in the back yard?"
ALF
"[ Clunk ]"
ALF
"The dodgers batted a round."
ALF
"The scream came from the back bedroom."
ALF
"No cat would scream like that."
ALF
"It sounded human, and it came from this room!"
ALF
"Look in the bathroom."
ALF
"Let's get one.I'm tired of living in the dark ages."
ALF
"As for me, my only thought was to get back to my room,"
ALF
"[ Click ]"
ALF
"[ Door squeaks ]"
ALF
"A light snack would hold me over until the pizza came."
ALF
"Unfortunately, lucky had the same idea."
ALF
"One super sicilian. That's me!"
ALF
"Here's your pizza."
ALF
"I mean, i didn't order it and i won't pay."
ALF
"Oh, in that case..."
ALF
"Sure, in some states i can still make a phone call."
ALF
""In some states i can still make a phone call.""
ALF
"The strangest thing just happened."
ALF
"Ohhh!"
ALF
"It's gone!"
ALF
"[ Knocking at door ]"
ALF
"The pizza!"
ALF
"I didn't eat it. It disappeared."
ALF
"What are you talking about it's on the counter."
ALF
"It could be a little hotter."
ALF
"Take it easy, raquel."
ALF
"[ Phone rings ]"
ALF
"Hello!"
ALF
"I'll get her."
ALF
"It's your dime."
ALF
"Kids..."
ALF
"Why do you keep answering?"
ALF
"I closed the refrigerator on his tail."
ALF
"What!Why were you in the kitchen?"
ALF
"[ Crash ]"
ALF
"He came into my life."
ALF
"Then, it soon dawned on me..."
ALF
"I realized, for that moment,"
ALF
"Can i have a word with you?"
ALF
"Who said that?"
ALF
"Can you take some constructive criticism?"
ALF
"Heh, heh."
ALF
"It must be one of them talking dolls."
ALF
"Ahhhhh!"
ALF
"[ Crash ]"
ALF
"Oh!"
ALF
"It's been a nightmare."
ALF
"No, no, it's okay!"
ALF
"Police?"
ALF
"Especially in your bedroom!"
ALF
"What in the world?"
ALF
"You've really done it this time."
ALF
"I can explain."
ALF
"My jewelry box is missing!"
ALF
"Probably being pawned."
ALF
"Two of them."
ALF
"Don't make a sound. Stay right here."
ALF
"I'm not wearing anything underneath."
ALF
"This man chased our car claiming he'd stolen this."
ALF
"Let's go."
ALF
"[ Alf ] thursday, 6:30 pm."
ALF
"Have you seen the yellow ribbon?"
ALF
"What color is it?"
ALF
"Aha! You kill me!"
ALF
"But... it's wet."
ALF
"I forgot. You're out of floss."
ALF
"Not in that drawer."
ALF
"I might have some meatless ribbon in the garage."
ALF
"And alf will find something to do."
ALF
"Make sure he doesn't."
ALF
"Channel 9 is running "psycho.""
ALF
"I'll put it on the list next to floss."
ALF
"Right.I'll see if i can scrounge some from the sofa."
ALF
"Ready."
ALF
"Willie, we're leaving."
ALF
"I've no choice. The budget is due."
ALF
"We can't leave brian alone."
ALF
"It's a school night."
ALF
"I'll stay."
ALF
"I'm not."
ALF
"What are we going to do?"
ALF
"Uh hmmm, hello!"
ALF
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