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Clips from ALF - Strangers in the Night (S01E01)

"What could you possibly explain?"
ALF
"I set a thief on the straight and narrow."
ALF
"What are you talking about?"
ALF
"So are my good gold cuff links."
ALF
"Where are they?"
ALF
"There was a thief here, wasn't there?"
ALF
"One took your jewels; the other one, my pizza."
ALF
"Sure, blame the guy in the dress."
ALF
"Mr. And mrs. Tanner..."
ALF
"We're responding to your call."
ALF
"Can you identify this?"
ALF
"This man claims he saw a hideous creature..."
ALF
"Thank you, lynn. I'll be going home, now."
ALF
"Good night."
ALF
"I know what you're thinking."
ALF
"Everything's back to normal."
ALF
"Lynn, we'll be late for the shower."
ALF
"I've got a lot of reading,"
ALF
"I'm here."
ALF
"For what?"
ALF
"It's broken."
ALF
"I didn't break it!"
ALF
""Shana, mistress of the universe.""
ALF
"Alf!"
ALF
"Trevor's watching a ball game, so this works out fine."
ALF
"You know how it is,"
ALF
"Is there a diner or cafe open nearby?"
ALF
"I was wondering..."
ALF
"And i'm all alone."
ALF
"I decided to go outside and wait for the pizza."
ALF
"[ Psycho music builds to a crescendo ]"
ALF
"I tried. It's locked."
ALF
"What is it?"
ALF
"Just check the window, will you!"
ALF
"[ Tv ] are you sure you don't know something about this?"
ALF
"What are you talking about."
ALF
"You didn't leave me a slice!"
ALF
"Trevor, something is going on..."
ALF
"Fine! Tell me where the pizza went."
ALF
"I live here."
ALF
"Where's mrs. Ochmonek?"
ALF
"The last time i saw her, she was giving away my pizza."
ALF
"Hello!"
ALF
"Don't move!"
ALF
"Oh, yeah!"
ALF
"Ever have a talking doll rip out your voice box?"
ALF
"What's going on here?"
ALF
"Any semblance of faith or trust..."
ALF
"Wait, look!"
ALF
"What'd you do, alf?"
ALF
"My jewelry. My cuff links."
ALF
"Relax, pal."
ALF
"Come down to the station and fill out a report,"
ALF
"Yes, we do."
ALF
"He says it talked to him."
ALF
"I swear it did."
ALF
"Excuse me."
ALF
"Willie!"
ALF
"It wasn't the tv!"
ALF
"I'll be right over."
ALF
"I don't want shana."
ALF
"[ Tv playing psycho theme ]"
ALF
"Yo!Pizza barge."
ALF
"Brian, it's time to get ready for bed, okay?"
ALF
"No chance to run out now and get it?"
ALF
"Now?"
ALF
"An hour later, you're hungry again."
ALF
"I don't know, i'm superstitious."
ALF
"Where is she now?"
ALF
"With stuff that didn't belong to him."
ALF
"So i heard."
ALF
"If you want it."
ALF
"I'll get it."
ALF
"Wearing a blue dress."
ALF
"It's already paid for; house account."
ALF
"Now, it's open."
ALF
"When i heard the haunting strains of the movie,"
ALF
"We got through it. Everything's all right."
ALF
"No!Don't move! I'll call back."
ALF
"I've got to go reload the back-Ups."
ALF
"What about my tip?"
ALF
"Maybe it was the cat."
ALF
"I had done everything i could think of to pass the time."
ALF
"No problem. Brian's going to bed."
ALF
"Please, it's raquel!"
ALF
"What's so important?"
ALF
"The police are here."
ALF
"With a huge nose."
ALF
"When i can't sleep, ...i eat."
ALF
"And my antique cameo!"
ALF
"Alright, but i warn you,"
ALF
"Don't worry about a thing."
ALF
"Channel 9 is showing "psycho.""
ALF
"I did.I deserve the maximum penalty."
ALF
"What do you think?"
ALF
"If you promise to stay away from mrs. Ochmonek,"
ALF
"Let me open the window."
ALF
"Yeah, i'd like to order one large special;"
ALF
"167 hemdale.Grazi."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"Thank god!"
ALF
"Kids!"
ALF
"[ Click ]"
ALF
"And rake myself."
ALF
"Pizza barge!"
ALF
"[ Cat screeches ]"
ALF
"Mr. Tanner thank god you're home!"
ALF
"So, how was the shower?"
ALF
"You keep calling."
ALF
"And take off that dress!"
ALF
"You said you'd ask them."
ALF
"I'm scared.Willie said to stay out."
ALF
"Maybe i can find some ribbon, without meat on it."
ALF
"Forget it; a blender doesn't need ribbon."
ALF
"It's our bedroom."
ALF
"That's the object."
ALF
"Willy..."
ALF
"I noticed how much garbage you're putting out."
ALF
"[ Crash ]"
ALF
"[ Psycho theme on tv ]"
ALF
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