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Clips from ALF - Lookin' Through the Windows (S01E01)

"Don't anyone eat my corn."
ALF
"What is it with women, anyway? Beats me."
ALF
"Well, uh, let's see--"
ALF
"You think that makes her happy?"
ALF
"Take my advice."
ALF
"Take up swimming."
ALF
"I get ear infections."
ALF
"Where was i?"
ALF
"You were putting down all women everywhere."
ALF
"Nothing i do is good enough for raquel."
ALF
"Anybody eating this corn?"
ALF
"I guess you are."
ALF
"[ Doorbell ]"
ALF
"Hi, mrs. Ochmonek."
ALF
"Leave me alone, i'm eating."
ALF
"Hey, they know we fight."
ALF
"No one in this room..."
ALF
"Watches you through your windows."
ALF
"Poltergeist."
ALF
"Trevor, are you coming home or not?"
ALF
"Not."
ALF
"If you did go home and..."
ALF
"Yeah, you're right."
ALF
"She's going to yell at me, anyway."
ALF
"I might as well be somewhere i can take my pants off."
ALF
"I'm sorry about this."
ALF
"What are you doing?"
ALF
"I have no idea,"
ALF
"[ Raquel ] you're like a kid with money. You need an allowance."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] i'm the one that earns the money."
ALF
"[ Raquel ] no, you're not. The ochmoneks are at it again."
ALF
"Right. What was i thinking?"
ALF
"Enjoy your book. Thanks."
ALF
"[ Raquel ] my mother warned me."
ALF
"[ Raquel ] "don't marry a man who doesn't have a job, and who gambles.""
ALF
"[ Raquel ] don't tell me what to do!"
ALF
"[ Trevor ] i've had it up to here with your nagging."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] now shut up!"
ALF
"[ Trevor ] you're waking the whole neighborhood!"
ALF
"[ Raquel ] no. I want everyone to know the kind of man i married."
ALF
"[ Alf ] call the police."
ALF
"Call the police. Horrible! Horrible!"
ALF
"Worse than "friday the 13th, part ii"!"
ALF
"Worse than "friday the 13th, part iii"!"
ALF
"I'm talking about mayhem."
ALF
"I just saw mr. Ochmonek kill mrs. Ochmonek."
ALF
"Oh, come on."
ALF
"Then i saw mr. Ochmonek pick up an ice pick."
ALF
"Alf, you're always doing--"
ALF
"Was building an atomic bomb in his basement?"
ALF
"It was a pool heater."
ALF
"Yes, they do."
ALF
"Look, it's hot tonight."
ALF
"Distinguishing fantasy from reality."
ALF
"I'm saying your mind may have been playing tricks on you."
ALF
"Fine, don't believe me."
ALF
"He did?"
ALF
"I've got to stop eating styrofoam..."
ALF
"Before i go to bed."
ALF
"Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!"
ALF
"Alf,"
ALF
"Alf, are you all right?"
ALF
"Alf! Hey, watch the shoulders."
ALF
"Alf, what were you screaming about?"
ALF
"It was horrible!"
ALF
"I don't see mr. Ochmonek."
ALF
"That is exactly what happens to people..."
ALF
"The guy can turn anything into an object lesson."
ALF
"Come on, brian. Alf, try to get some sleep."
ALF
"I've been through a trauma."
ALF
"Come on, lynnie."
ALF
"'Night, alf."
ALF
"Okay, don't fall asleep."
ALF
"Don't fall asleep."
ALF
"[ Clunk ]"
ALF
"Ignore that."
ALF
"[ Clunk ]"
ALF
"Oh, heck,"
ALF
"Alas, poor mrs. Ochmonek, i knew her well."
ALF
"Oh, hello. Is this mr. Ochmonek i'm speaking to?"
ALF
"And i wonder if you'd like to answer some questions?"
ALF
"Mm-Hmm."
ALF
"Question no. 2, did you kill your wife?"
ALF
"Alf! Gotta go. The queen just dropped by."
ALF
"Just some impressions."
ALF
"You were harassing trevor."
ALF
"Kate, i saw the man bury his wife..."
ALF
"Look, don't you remember?"
ALF
"You were dreaming."
ALF
"No, this was real!"
ALF
"Look, i took these pictures."
ALF
"The guy's a murderer."
ALF
"Alf, please give your imagination a rest."
ALF
"Justice never rests."
ALF
"What if i gave justice a cookie?"
ALF
"Oh, no."
ALF
"Alf. Alf!"
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"[ Ringing stops ]"
ALF
"Ochmonek residence."
ALF
"Alf, why are you answering?"
ALF
"You've got to get out of there!"
ALF
"Who is this?"
ALF
"Oh, hi, willie."
ALF
"Right. Bye."
ALF
"Oh, trevor."
ALF
"Hey, did you call just a minute ago?"
ALF
"I mean, no."
ALF
"Oh, that must have been the bbc."
ALF
"Because they respect their audiences."
ALF
"I'll give you an example."
ALF
"Last week, on the "benny hill show,""
ALF
"[ Trevor ] benny meets this guy wearing high heels--"
ALF
"Alf, didn't i tell you not to bother trevor?"
ALF
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury--"
ALF
"I understand that,"
ALF
"But before you pop a blood vessel,"
ALF
"These don't chatter."
ALF
"They belong to mrs. Ochmonek."
ALF
"We know you didn't break in there for nothing."
ALF
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