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Clips from ALF - Lookin' Through the Windows (S01E01)

"[ Trevor ] you want to talk about it, talk about it!"
ALF
"[ Raquel ] don't go in that bathroom when i'm fighting with you!"
ALF
"[ Raquel ] okay, then i'm going in the bedroom!"
ALF
"[ Door slams ]"
ALF
"Hey, pull up a chair, willie."
ALF
"What are you doing?"
ALF
"Willie, there's a power blackout."
ALF
"Go out in the backyard and play?"
ALF
"In this heat?"
ALF
"I don't like you taking my clothes."
ALF
"Deal!"
ALF
"[ Sax playing in background ]"
ALF
"I bring raquel flowers."
ALF
"I talk to her once in a while."
ALF
"Apparently not."
ALF
"Don't get involved with women."
ALF
"So i'm not gary "mr. Perfect" collins."
ALF
"Hey, she's no mary ann mobley."
ALF
"If that's raquel, i'm not here."
ALF
"I want you to come home with me now, please."
ALF
"Why, so you can yell at me some more?"
ALF
"They watch us through the windows."
ALF
"Really?"
ALF
"Really? What's it about?"
ALF
"'Night. 'Night."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] put a cork in it."
ALF
"How can i read with all this quiet?"
ALF
"Ahhhhhhh!"
ALF
"What are you talking about?"
ALF
"I'm talking about murder."
ALF
"I'm talking about foul play."
ALF
"Alf, get to the point..."
ALF
"I'm serious!"
ALF
"I heard them fight."
ALF
"Maybe you misinterpreted things."
ALF
"Oh, right. Maybe they were playing ice pick bingo."
ALF
"They do? Can we go over?"
ALF
"You're tired. You're having a hard time..."
ALF
"Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!"
ALF
"Well, he was here a minute ago."
ALF
"Check behind the refrigerator."
ALF
"Isn't he wonderful."
ALF
"Yes, please."
ALF
"[ Willie ] good night, alf."
ALF
"Don't fall asleep."
ALF
"Why must i be so darn curious?"
ALF
"I'm doing a survey for the bbc..."
ALF
"Super."
ALF
"American and british television?"
ALF
"Fine. Thank you, mr. Ochmonek."
ALF
"What were you doing?"
ALF
"In the backyard last night."
ALF
"You wanted me to use a flash?"
ALF
"[ Phone ringing ]"
ALF
"[ Willie ] trevor, pick up the phone!"
ALF
"It was ringing!"
ALF
"[ Rrrringggg ]"
ALF
"[ Willie ] yeah. Hi."
ALF
"[ Willie ] the bbc? Noooooooo!"
ALF
"You want to know why their shows are better than ours?"
ALF
"This time is--"
ALF
"Chattering teeth?"
ALF
"While they're alive."
ALF
"Well, let me try them."
ALF
"I'm returning these..."
ALF
"Do you understand?"
ALF
"We get the point."
ALF
"We have known that man for years."
ALF
"Oh, no!"
ALF
"Ow! That's the coffee pot!"
ALF
"What's that all about?"
ALF
"Well, they probably fell out of..."
ALF
"Willie, lynn is probably worried about us."
ALF
"I've got to get back to cleaning the bathroom."
ALF
"There's blood all over the place."
ALF
"You expect us to believe that?"
ALF
"I won it in a raffle;"
ALF
"Then, why is there blood in the bathroom?"
ALF
"I cut it up so i could fit it in the fridge."
ALF
"I don't think so."
ALF
"She wouldn't come back until i dumped it."
ALF
"How could you think i'd do something like that?"
ALF
"I'm waiting for them to go to sleep..."
ALF
"I'm going to bed."
ALF
"Sweet dreams."
ALF
"[ Raquel ] don't walk away when i'm talking."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] so stop talking!"
ALF
"[ Trevor ] i don't want to talk about it, raquel."
ALF
"[ Raquel ] well, we're going to talk about it!"
ALF
"[ Door slams ]"
ALF
"I'll give her half a point."
ALF
"You're missing a good one."
ALF
"Trevor's ahead on points."
ALF
"There's no tv;"
ALF
"I can't play blink the lights."
ALF
"Why don't you..."
ALF
"You could fry a cat on the sidewalk."
ALF
"Well, i could."
ALF
"I saw it in "streetcar.""
ALF
"To spy on the neighbors."
ALF
"Remind me to never take you to mercury."
ALF
"Hey, would you knock off the sax!"
ALF
"Will you carry everything else?"
ALF
"Nice, solid portion, alf."
ALF
"[ Kate ] it's his new diet. Yeah."
ALF
"And you lose weight that way?"
ALF
"You do?"
ALF
"[ Willie ] oh, not another blackout."
ALF
"[ Kate ] let's not. Let's just live a few minutes..."
ALF
"Behind everyone else."
ALF
"So, what's for dessert?"
ALF
"What do you do? Inhale it?"
ALF
"He, he ate mine, too."
ALF
"[ Doorbell ]"
ALF
"Get that, will you, brian?"
ALF
"No way!"
ALF
"I'll get it. Pass me the corn."
ALF
"Tell whoever it is to go into the kitchen."
ALF
"Carry me."
ALF
"All right, all right."
ALF
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