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Clips from ALF - Lookin' Through the Windows (S01E01)

"People don't pull their teeth and gums out..."
ALF
"Alf, uh,"
ALF
"Those are false teeth."
ALF
"Give me the teeth!"
ALF
"And if you ever, ever--"
ALF
"See the look he gave me?"
ALF
"Alf, why do you do these things?"
ALF
"I'm a concerned citizen."
ALF
"First they came for the communists,"
ALF
"I wasn't a communist."
ALF
"Then they came for the jesuits--"
ALF
"Trevor might decide to become..."
ALF
"A serial killer."
ALF
"Mom, what if alf is right?"
ALF
"Alf, you're making everybody crazy!"
ALF
"Honey, trevor can't be a murderer."
ALF
"He's walking towards willie!"
ALF
"Honey, go into brian's room. You stay with him."
ALF
"I'm going over there."
ALF
"Where's the phone?"
ALF
"Oh, here it is."
ALF
"Willie, are you all right?"
ALF
"What's the matter?"
ALF
"Hi."
ALF
"Well, well..."
ALF
"The lights went out and..."
ALF
"Willie's afraid of the dark."
ALF
"You're afraid of the dark?"
ALF
"It's not really something i like to talk about."
ALF
"Trevor, um, could i ask you..."
ALF
"I didn't know how to bring this up,"
ALF
"But are these yours?"
ALF
"They look like raquel's. Where did you find them?"
ALF
"Her mouth."
ALF
"Thanks for being honest enough to bring them back."
ALF
"No problem."
ALF
"Well, you know, we really should be going now."
ALF
"Excuse me, is one of you--"
ALF
"What? What's she talking about?"
ALF
"She's just joking."
ALF
"I don't think we should be making these accusations."
ALF
"Look, some guy named willie tanner called."
ALF
"Why does alf always use my name?"
ALF
"You know why."
ALF
"You were seen digging a hole last night."
ALF
"Ah, that wasn't raquel i buried."
ALF
"That was a side of beef."
ALF
"Yeah."
ALF
"I paid a guy 100 bucks for it."
ALF
"It was heisted off the back of a--"
ALF
"A meat raffle."
ALF
"All right. All right."
ALF
"From the side of beef."
ALF
"Can i ask you where your wife is?"
ALF
"She's at her sister's."
ALF
"The meat went bad and stunk up the house."
ALF
"Trevor, trevor, i'm so sorry."
ALF
"Sometimes our imaginations get the best of us."
ALF
"Trevor, we're really sorry."
ALF
"Ah, forget it."
ALF
"So we're no better."
ALF
"[ Officer ] nobody panic."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] tanner, don't freak out."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] officer, while you're in the neighborhood,"
ALF
"[ Trevor ] there's a guy named litwak down the block."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] i think he's building an a-Bomb in his basement."
ALF
"Alf."
ALF
"You mean, you're not watching the ochmoneks?"
ALF
"All right, it is what it looks like."
ALF
"You promised you wouldn't do that anymore."
ALF
"Do we have any beaujolais?"
ALF
"Closed-Captioned by captions, inc., los angeles"
ALF
"Watching the ochmoneks fight."
ALF
"This is what people wear when they swelter."
ALF
"♪♪"
ALF
"Yeah, you can eat as much as you want..."
ALF
"[ Lynn ] we'll have to reset the clocks."
ALF
"You're finished, already?"
ALF
"Alf, go in the kitchen."
ALF
"- Hi, mr. Ochmonek. - Hi, trevor."
ALF
"You're a woman. Maybe you'd know."
ALF
"You're a good kid."
ALF
"Right, thanks."
ALF
"I don't think we should be airing our dirty laundry..."
ALF
"In front of the neighbors."
ALF
"No, no, we don't."
ALF
"Oh, it's probably our..."
ALF
"Trevor, maybe it would be better..."
ALF
"Talked this thing out."
ALF
"[ Trevor ] i'm warning you, raquel."
ALF
"It was an atomic bomb."
ALF
"So you're saying i'm crazy?"
ALF
"They didn't believe the "boy who cried wolf.""
ALF
"The "boy who cried wolf"... lied."
ALF
"I've got to stop speed-Reading books."
ALF
"[ Snoring ]"
ALF
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
ALF
"Oh, it was only a dream."
ALF
"I've got bursitis."
ALF
"Would you like us to stay with you for a little while?"
ALF
"Let's go to bed. Good night, alf."
ALF
"Jolly good."
ALF
"These are all black."
ALF
"Justice will think about it."
ALF
"Hey, i can see you through the window."
ALF
"Alf, trevor is in the next room. Get out!"
ALF
"Pick up the phone, please."
ALF
"Tanner?"
ALF
"Nooooooooooo!"
ALF
"Look, willie, you're upset,"
ALF
"This proves she was murdered."
ALF
"What? What?"
ALF
"Oh, he's got his ice pick."
ALF
"I knew it! Call the police!"
ALF
"With that ice pick? Chopping ice."
ALF
"That's him. He killed her."
ALF
"Said you buried your wife in the backyard."
ALF
"Any more questions?"
ALF
"[ Willie ] not again."
ALF
"What are you doing?"
ALF
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