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Clips from Axe Cop - 28 Days Before (S01E01)

"and the potato salad should be here right about..."
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"now!"
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"Hey, where is Axe Cop?"
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"He's probably still with the farmer."
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"Now that's the spirit of Thanksgiving."
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"Oh no, where's Axe Cop?"
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"He's missing! Axe Cop is missing!"
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"Oh, hey, Axe Cop."
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"Too old to be trick-or-treating alone."
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"Of course, but don't stay out too late."
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"Wolvi!"
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"There's only one Axe Cop,"
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"Now hurry it up! I'm never going to get"
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"No, I always win some."
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"we're not going home until we have 1,000 candies!"
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"Axe Cop, I don't see uni-man's house anywhere."
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"Of course you don't. It's invisible."
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"See? Over there."
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"- An invisible doorknob. - Awesome!"
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"Let's go to my uni-lab and consult my C.T.M..."
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"Hmm, if I adjust the caramellometers"
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"Ah! There she is."
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"and his evil army of evil pilgrim soldiers."
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"You see, if you don't clip a Turkey's wings,"
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"And when Turkey Turkey was a baby,"
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"He escaped his torment and was able to grow"
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"Warning! Warning!"
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"It's a suicide mission."
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"- glows in the dark? - Don't you know it."
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"Oh no! Axe Cop, it's mirepoix!"
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"I've already eaten it all."
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"But if there's no candy,"
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"Nice try, Turkey Turkey."
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"Oh no, it's tryptophan."
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"It's making me so tired."
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"Nighty-nighty."
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"Gobble gobble."
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"And what a special Thanksgiving it is..."
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"Axe Cop and Ghost Cop are the main course!"
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"I dreamt that we'd be saved by a man"
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"Not my dreams. Everything I dream comes true."
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"Turkey Turkey!"
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"Ah!"
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"Thanks for dreaming me up, Axe Cop."
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"My pleasure, Season Man."
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"Oh!"
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"Well, Axe Cop, it looks like"
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"There's only one problem..."
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"and left a grenade bomb inside of you."
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"Best Halloween costume ever."
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"It took a whole month, but I finally collected 1,000 candies!"
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"This year we're not having Turkey."
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"- All right! Turkey Turkey! - I call the leg!"
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"Check it out, bros. I brought my world-famous string cheese"
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"and ketchup casserole,"
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"- You're in for a real treat. - Axe Cop makes the best Turkey."
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"Why would Axe Cop be with the farmer?"
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"You see, each year on the night before Thanksgiving,"
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"Axe Cop gives back to the community."
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"Okay, so first he sneaks into the farmer's farm..."
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"he milks the cows, the goats.-"
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"Yeah, pretty much any animal that could possibly be milked,"
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"Axe Cop is gonna milk that animal."
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"And then in the morning, the farmer comes down and sees"
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"that all of his chores have been done for him."
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"Next, he goes hunting in the magic forest."
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"All the animals are super nice to him."
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"And they let Axe Cop go right up to them so he can kill them."
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"Then Axe Cop mails one dead animal"
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"Axe Cop is probably still with the farmer. I'll give him a call."
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"This is the farmer."
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"Hey, farmer, is Axe Cop still there?"
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"That son of a gun never showed up!"
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"One day, at the scene of the fire"
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"That was the day he became Axe Cop!"
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"So he had tryouts and hired a partner."
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"I will chop your heads off!"
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"Aren't you too old to be trick-or-treating?"
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"Anita, can Flute Cop go trick-or-treating with me tonight?"
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"Hey, look, even if I did want to go trick-or-treating,"
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"- I don't have a costume. - Hmm. Give me that baby!"
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"I wish for Flute Cop to turn into Ghost Cop!"
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"The best part of your costume? You can fly through bad guys"
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"and leave grenade bombs inside them!"
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"Well, hopefully this evening won't come to that."
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"Let's go!"
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"What the heck? Raisins?"
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"Hey, it's okay, buddy. Halloween's just getting started."
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"- I'm Axe Cop. - No, you're not."
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"and he's dressed up as a wolvi."
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"Now hand over the candy, lady."
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"Well, isn't that an interesting candy bucket?"
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"You bet your sweet bippy it is."
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"It glows in the dark. It can light up the whole world."
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"to 1,000 candies at this rate."
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"What the heck? Pennies?"
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"It's been like this all night, Axe Cop."
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"I've hit every house in the city."
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"No one has any candy."
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"Did you try the cul-de-sac up by the golf course?"
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"- Last year they had red licorice! - This year... crayons."
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"- What about the big house on the hill? - Bookmarks."
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"- Big, giant bookmarks. - No! I hate books!"
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"It's like all the candy on earth is gone!"
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"I'm done trick-or-treating..."
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"- Forever. - Don't say that!"
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"Too late. I just did."
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"Well, this Halloween has been a certified bust."
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"I guess you win some and I guess you lose some,"
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"and this some we lost."
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"So buckle up, Ghost Cop,"
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"But you heard the kid... None of the houses have candy."
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"Wrong! He said none of the houses on earth have candy."
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"Wexter!"
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"To uni-planet!"
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"- It is? Why? - So bad guys can't find it."
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"- You feel anything? - No. This guy is such a genius."
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"An invisible house. Wait, I think I found something."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Axe Cop, Ghost Cop, fantastic costumes."
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