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Clips from Axe Cop - 28 Days Before (S01E01)

"Let me get you some candy."
Axe Cop
"- You know I have the best candy. - See? I told you."
Axe Cop
"Impossible. This bowl was just filled with those big-sized candy bars..."
Axe Cop
"- But now it's filled with... - Raw vegetables?"
Axe Cop
"Hmm. Something fishy is going on."
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"All the candy in the universe"
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"seems to be heading to Thanksgiving World."
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"- This is terrible! - Wrong! It's fantastic!"
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"Every year, I look for the perfect house with the most candy,"
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"and it looks like we just found it."
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"There's just one problem, Axe Cop,"
Axe Cop
"despite its name, Thanksgiving world is a very scary, dangerous planet"
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"ruled by the one and only "Turkey Turkey""
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"My Turkey Turkey file."
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"they will never stop growing."
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"he dodged his master's attempts to clip his wings."
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"into a giant Turkey with huge wings."
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"He was raised by falcons..."
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"who taught him how to claw and bite with his super sharp beak."
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"And if that weren't enough,"
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"Mmm."
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"Are you sure you should be picking candy up off the ground?"
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"Race you!"
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"Hey, didn't you say your candy bucket"
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"Huh. That's weird."
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"This doesn't look like a regular cave."
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"Mmm. It tastes like carrots, celery and onions."
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"We're in a giant oven!"
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"- Gobble gobble. - If it isn't Turkey Turkey."
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"- Hand over the candy! - Too late, Axe Cop!"
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"- there's no Halloween! - Exactly,"
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"and now Thanksgiving is the best holiday in all of autumn."
Axe Cop
"Whoa! Wait, that's why you wanna ruin Halloween?"
Axe Cop
"Because it's better than Thanksgiving?"
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"Of course! How can Turkey compete with candy?"
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"It can't! And from now on,"
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"it don't have to."
Axe Cop
"I'm Axe Cop."
Axe Cop
"Why don't you two take a nice month-long nap?"
Axe Cop
"I like my Thanksgiving dinner well-rested."
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"Gobble gobble gobble."
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"Happy Thanksgiving, my evil pilgrims!"
Axe Cop
"Looks like we're finally done for, good buddy."
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"But since it is Thanksgiving,"
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"I love you, man."
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"- Anything you wanna say to me? - Yes."
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"While we were sleeping for 28 days,"
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"with the power of all the seasons."
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"- Huh. - His name is Season Man,"
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"and in my dream I also learned"
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"that he is married and has quadruplets."
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"I'm afraid that really doesn't help us."
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"Dreams are just dreams. They're not real."
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"I'm dying, Axe Cop."
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"Don't worry, Season Man."
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"Next time I fall asleep,"
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"I'll dream up the perfect father"
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"to marry your wife and take care of your quadruplets."
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"- Thanks, Axe Cop. - Shh shh."
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"Save your strength... for dying."
Axe Cop
"I'm going to have to kill you the old-fashioned way..."
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"When you weren't looking, Ghost Cop flew through your body"
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"He's missing! Axe Cop is missing!"
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"If I were missing, how could I be here?"
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"Hey, Axe Cop! Where have you been, bro?"
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm gonna eat all of the candy all at the same time! Yay!"
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"- What about the Turkey? - Liborg's right."
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"You can't have Thanksgiving without no Turkey."
Axe Cop
"Uh, what?"
Axe Cop
"We're having Turkey Turkey."
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"What about you, Axe Cop? You a white meat guy or dark meat guy?"
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"Neither. I'm a head meat guy."
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"- This is my first Axe Thanksgiving. - That's awesome."
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"He collects all the eggs, he bales all the hay,"
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"Trick or treat!"
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"Oh, aren't you just adorable?"
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"You know, like the ones you get at the cinema..."
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"he can dive-bomb and throw razor-sharp feathers hidden on his body."
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"There's no more candy left in the universe."
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"I'm going to rip you apart and peck you to death."
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"Wait! What?"
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"- I want the wing! - It's delicious!"
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"I beg you... do not go to Thanksgiving planet."
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"Gobble gobble gobble."
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"I'm thankful I'm spending my last moments with you."
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"- See? - Season Man!"
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"Axe Cop 01x10 - 28 Days Before"
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"to every family in the world"
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"the cop found the perfect axe."
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"The farmer said Axe Cop never showed up."
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"to cook on Thanksgiving."
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"Let me pull up my T.T.F..."
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"My candy tracking machine."
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"and scan for sugartivity,"
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"But you can't stop me."
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"- Liborg! - What's up, best friend?"
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"and does all the farmer's chores, right?"
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"I'm going nuts here!"
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"Oh, smoky."
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"I know a house that has the best candy."
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