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Clips from American Dad! - Man in the Moonbounce (S05E05)

"They'll never find these."
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"Oh."
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"- [Siren Blares] - [Kids] Run!"
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"You kids are too young to remember..."
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"the toilet paper shortage of '43."
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"We were sending so many rolls to our boys overseas..."
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"that our own posteriors were left unattended."
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"I'm talking anuses caked in a crust of human waste."
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"[All] Yes, Your Honor."
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"I've decided just to give you a slap on the wrist."
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"[All Exhale]"
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"You're getting 20 hours' community service."
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"You're getting 20 hours."
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"and you two are getting 20 hours."
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"Three months?"
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"But I was just acting like a kid."
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"According to this, you are 42 years old."
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"But Chimdale Prison?"
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"I'll never make it there. God, I'll never make it there."
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"You'll make it."
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"We have a free bus that drives you right to the facility."
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"I know. I had so much more kid stuff to do."
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"I knew I could count on you, Steve."
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"Sir, would you mind hugging my son?"
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"I'm very proud of him at this moment, but..."
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"- My hands. - Not a problem."
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"I'm hugging so many people at this job, it's crazy."
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"You can do this. Just keep your head down..."
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"Look, I don't want any trouble."
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"- Oh, it's no trouble. - [Chortling]"
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"[Buzzer Buzzes]"
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"Wanna go knock it around?"
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"Wait. Are you Wesley Snipes?"
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"[Chuckles] A lot of people ask me that."
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"Yes, I am."
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"[Laughs] Whew! Good game."
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"- You guys play every day? - Yep."
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"- One of the perks of being in a minimum-security prison. - [Knocking]"
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"- Passion fruit iced tea? - Thanks, Rivers."
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"Wow. You guys have it great here."
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"But other than that, it's like camp for adults."
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"- Y'ello? - Hi, Dad."
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"I sold my car and bought a flying elephant."
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"I can find the warranty card but not the schematic."
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"A little plastic piece in the lower tray broke."
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"I wanted to order a new piece, but I don't have the item number."
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"but it's hard, you know?"
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"so you can adjust some of the uprights..."
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"to hold, like, bowls and larger things..."
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"or just regular-size plates if you leave the..."
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"if you leave the poles in the down position."
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"- [Steve Farts] - Oh, excuse me."
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"[Chorus: Children's Pop] # Makin' up a mess of fun #"
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"# Lots of fun for everyone #"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"Food belongs in your tummies."
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"I'm trying to help you out here."
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"And it's hard for me to even say it it sounds so negative..."
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"but if you guys can't reel in your shenanigans..."
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"you won't be eligible for an early release."
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"[All Chortling]"
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"Okay, that right there- that's funny. I deserve that."
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"I had it delivered to your cells."
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"Was I too hard on them, Chirpy?"
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"- [Squawks] Warden sucks. - You rascal."
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"[Chuckles] That is good fun."
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"sending us pizzas, covering for us when we "screw up.""
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"- Well, we are in prison. - So is he. So is he."
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"I don't want to go anywhere."
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"there's no way they'll let us out early."
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"How can you put hornets in a ball?"
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"We let you paint the chair we made for my nephew."
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"- How you holding up, Stan? - Oh, it's great in here."
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"What? But you'll be out soon, right?"
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"Maybe not. Hey, why didn't Steve come?"
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"- Steve's right here. - Okay, first of all..."
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"You never showed."
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"Then I was told by... Robert..."
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"- You need to make this right! - [Beeps]"
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"Steve, you look terrible."
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"He's running himself ragged being the man of the house."
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"[Man] Hey, Smith. Let's play."
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"The warden kicks first. You don't wanna miss this."
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"How do you want it, Warden?"
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"But whatever you do will be good enough, 'cause I know you're trying."
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"there's no way they'll let us out early."
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"No way they'll let us out early."
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"[Gasps]"
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"- [Loud Thud] - [Groans]"
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"- [Hornets Buzzing] - [Screaming, Groaning]"
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"Uh, are you sure it looks okay?"
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"[Sobbing] It's terrible, isn't it?"
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"- Isn't it? - Yes."
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"[Crying] It's awful. It's so awful."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"But I don't want to wreck my son's."
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"So vote how you have to today."
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"[Crying]"
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"I just hope it's not too late."
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"- [Sniffling] - Mmm."
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"when I say immediate release would be the best..."
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"[Roger] Not for everyone, Charlie."
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"- [Wheels Rolling] - Not for everyone."
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"Crocodile tears, Mr. Smith. And you're not fooling me."
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"No, if we let you out now, it ends in one of two ways..."
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"complete rehabilitation or you'll just get in trouble again."
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"And I don't like those odds. Parole denied."
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"[Muffled Shouting]"
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"See? Maniac."
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"This is a good bagel. Probably 'cause it's a doughnut."
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"What are you doing after this?"
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"This is the place. [Deep Inhale]"
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"- [Bell Dings] - There he is."
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"You owe me big, Mr. Hard Time."
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"I did is who. Get inside this hug..."
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"- Oh, welcome home, honey. - It's good to have you back, Dad."
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"Where's my boy?"
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