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Clips from American Dad! - Man in the Moonbounce (S05E05)

"It's me, Son."
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"Put down those papers. Look out back."
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"It's a Slip 'N Slide, Son."
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"And I want you to play on it for as long as you want."
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"[Screaming]"
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"Bye! Have a beautiful time."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##"
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"- Do it! Go! - [Shrieking, Laughing]"
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"Wow, Frannie. Props to you."
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""Oh. Uh, I'm human. I'm from planet Earth."
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"[Laughing] Hey! Hey!"
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"Look how high I'm going. [Laughing]"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Recommend a microlobotomy performed with either green or red lasers."
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"Hmm. l-I can't really remember how he wears his."
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"I sold it and bought my elephant."
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"- Oh, my God. That spells "ass". - [Steve] That's me, Dad."
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"But your initials are S.A.S. Was that a mistake?"
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"# Comin' out #"
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"- [No Audible Dialogue] - # Comin' out #"
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"# Got to let it show ##"
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"L- Well, all. They're from different angles."
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"God, Klaus. I was just trying to be nice to you."
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"- [Screams] - [Helicopter Whirring]"
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"Three months in prison?"
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"Well, look at that."
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"[Sighs] Uh, yeah, yeah. That'd be nice."
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"We do. We do. The warden's an ass."
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"Right. Okay."
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"You know the piece?"
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"See? It's pretty hard to describe, so I'm looking for the schematic."
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"All right, guys. You know I don't want to be the bad guy."
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"But seriously, the next parole board meets..."
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"When the warden comes up to kick, we put hornets in the ball."
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"you were supposed to fix the garage door yesterday between 3:00 and 5:00."
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"No! No! No!"
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"Yeah!"
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"that I would be the first appointment today."
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"Stan, you skipped the milestones of youth."
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"- [Choking] - Suffer for your crimes!"
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"Don't worry, honey. I'll be out in a month with good behavior."
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"Me neither. This place is awesome."
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"You've- You've got the ladybug barrette in there, and..."
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"[Man] Hey, are you all right?"
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"- But we didn't start it. - [Sighs]"
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"Who got you two more months of goofing around?"
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"I'm keeping my nose clean from here on out."
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"right after the guard-inmate kickball game tomorrow..."
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"- A hundred. - No."
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"Suck it."
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"Grab a cup of coffee. The entertainment's about to begin."
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"However, taking your age into account..."
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"and Steve's abusing the hose."
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"Spit on a jellyfish. Get a stuffed rabbit and name it Rabbit-o."
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"Being a prison psychiatrist is way harder than I thought it would be."
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"Oh, sweet, luxurious hair."
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"I'll kill you! You're a dead man!"
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"- Ooh, can I do the painting? - I don't know, Wes."
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"[Crying]"
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"- # Four bananas-## - [Screams]"
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"Smith. Phone call."
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"# I'm #"
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"Guys, you don't need to run. The police are our friends..."
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"[Boy] No, no, no! Don't!"
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"[Whooshing, Beeping]"
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"It's-It's a small gray piece, maybe three inches long..."
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"Dad?"
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"I almost missed my father's prison kickball game."
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"# Four banana-##"
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"It'll be fine. Just- Just let it settle."
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"# I want the world to know #"
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"- I'll just put 60. - Yeah, that sounds good. Okay, talk to you later."
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"- [Boys] Go, Barry! Go, Barry, go! - [Sighs]"
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"- It's the strawberry prince. - I cast invisibility."
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"Running around going, "Beep boop bop.""
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"Okay, let's move on to weatherstripping."
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"- Yeah, being crazy is very tiring. - Roger."
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"- [Door Clanks] - [Sighs]"
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"# Lots of fun for everyone #"
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"Well, can you sneak out tonight?"
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"I know, but this is for last year."
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"I tried describing the piece to the lady on the Sears help line..."
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"But a food fight? Come on."
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"We paint this red."
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"- Steve? - Who's there?"
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"Maybe you could cut my hair like Ryan Phillippe's."
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"That's not why I became a warden of a prison, okay?"
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