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Clips from American Dad! - Man in the Moonbounce (S05E05)

"Whew. That was close."
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"Oh, no. That's not happening."
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"Yeah, Dad. We're doing an "outer space" party."
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"Oh, white people in alien face?"
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"This what you do when there's no alien in the room?"
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"How would you feel if I made fun of you?"
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"I think I'm coming down with a cold.""
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"Hurts, don't it?"
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"- I'll help you think of something age-appropriate. - Dad."
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"When I turned 14, I took over fiduciary responsibility for my mother's 401 (k)."
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"We discussed it over Italian food."
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"I had my first espresso. It kept me up all night."
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"Fell asleep at dawn for five minutes and had a stress dream about the house burning down."
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"Pretty good birthday."
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"[Sighs] You know what I miss most about being human?"
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"Mmm, mattering?"
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"a nice relaxing trip to the barber..."
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"the shampoo, the conditioner..."
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"[Sighs]"
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"Welcome, Steve's friend."
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"Okay, listen up."
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"This is Harvey Lissel. He's gonna take it from here."
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"What would you say to a life insurance policy..."
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"Huh? What would you say to that?"
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"And you'd be right to be excited."
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"As future homeowners, you'll need to properly insulate."
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"Go ahead, touch the wall."
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"It's cool to the touch even though it's hot outside."
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"- Can we go outside? - No."
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"[Japanese]"
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"So I called the moon-bounce guys."
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"No, no, no! Steve's childhood is over."
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"- [All Laughing] - Steve, get out of there."
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"Steve, you're an adult..."
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"and you will act like and be treated like an adult."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"This- This is- This is so much..."
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"This is so much fun."
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"[Laughing]"
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"What's wrong? Is there no cake?"
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, God!"
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"- What's wrong with Dad? - He's just tired, honey."
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"What? The guy went off his bean. He's been out there for two days."
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"- Is he even eating? - I put a sandwich out by the bouncer."
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"- Oh, I ate that. - [Scoffs] Roger."
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"You know I have a thing where I have to eat any food I find."
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"Maybe if I was fed better- I don't know."
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"Listen, will you put on your psychiatrist costume and talk to him?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, Stan. You having fun?"
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"I guess not."
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"Oh, kinda- Whoa."
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"That's not a monogram. That's a penguin."
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"My name is Dr. Penguin."
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"that this is a case of Pavlovian conditioning."
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"- Are you salivating? - Get away from me!"
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"Patient is hostile but salivating normally."
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"Cut the crap. There's nothing wrong with me."
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"I've just never been in a moon bounce before."
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"That's no surprise."
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"Your father walked out on you when you were four."
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"You inherited all of his responsibilities."
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"You never really had a childhood."
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"- l- I didn't? - No."
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"As we grow, we pass certain milestones."
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"That's why you can't get out of here."
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"Your inner child is putting his foot down."
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"I don't know. That sounds like mumbo jumbo."
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"It is. Dr. Mumbo Jumbo was my mentor..."
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"at the People's Hospital in Cameroon."
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"Stan, look, if you deny your inner child..."
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"you'll never be a well-adjusted adult."
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"Wow."
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"You just need a little dose of fun. Go out and act like a kid."
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"Wipe your nose on your sleeve. Eat Cheerios out of a Baggie."
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"- Get an ear infection. - All right. I understand, Roger."
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"Touch penises with a neighbor boy."
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"I was thinking about what you said."
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"- [Gasps] - It's a doll wig."
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"I just thought, if it's what you miss most, why don't I give you a haircut?"
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"It's beautiful. May I?"
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"Oh, shoot."
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"Luckily, I have six pictures of him right here."
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"Oh. That's..."
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"Creepy, yeah. I know."
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"Stan? Where's your car?"
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"But you can't get around on the elephant."
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"Then you don't know the power of a child's imagination."
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"To the stars, Shorbu."
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"Stan, you still gotta finish the taxes and fix the garage door."
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"How long is this whole " getting in touch with your inner child" thing gonna take?"
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"I don't know, Francine. How long did Billy Madison last?"
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"Forever? It- It felt like forever."
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"[Chorus: Children's Pop] # Makin' up a mess of fun #"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"# Tra, la, la la, la-la-la #"
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"[Video Games Beeping, Whooshing]"
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"Go, Dad. You're doing it."
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"Whoa. Ten million?"
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"That's hilarious. It's a joke."
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"- Who is he? - Henry Calloway."
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"and he's always having so much sex."
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"- We should egg his house. - We totally should. I've never done any egging."
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"- Has that ever been done? - Probably."
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"I don't have to sneak out. That's one of the good things about being a grown-up."
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"Holy moly! The street lights are on."
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"I'm supposed to be home."
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"[Woman: Pop] # I'm #"
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"[Exclaims] Well?"
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Can I see the back?"
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"You butchered my hair!"
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"Which of these photos did you use?"
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"Oh, God. I'm going to be sick."
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"Life is not worth living!"
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"[All Chuckling, Chortling]"
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"Hey, you guys ready to do the eggs?"
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"- Yeah. - Totally."
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