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Clips from The Simpsons - The Cad And The Hat (S28E28)

"Dolphin. Weak."
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"Skull. Cliché."
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""I'd rather be fishing." Not true."
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"The bone?"
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"Hmm."
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"♪ In the kind of world where we belong? ♪"
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"♪ You know it's gonna make it that much better... ♪"
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"(gasps) I'll take it!"
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"(pacifier squeaking)"
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"Geronimo!"
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"It said "water-resistant.""
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"It resisted nothing!"
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"Whee...!"
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"Whoa! Dope hat!"
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"And check out my gnarly new tat!"
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"No fair! I'm bad to the bone!"
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"(sobbing)"
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"(women grunting)"
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"- Mmm! - Okay, that's it."
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"Marge, I'm watching sports!"
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"Really? What's the score?"
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"Uh, the, uh, Boobs are beating the Butts."
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"I don't think that's the official terminology."
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"(grunts)"
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"Maybe you should watch this sport instead."
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"Mm-mm-mm."
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"What do you know?"
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"Checkmate. Ha!"
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"It's the only mate I haven't buried."
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"Hey, Blobby Fischer, you're up."
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"Do you even know the names of the pieces?"
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"And who could forget Dr. Horse?"
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"Make it a 22."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Checkmate."
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"(chuckles) Another victim of the Budapest Gambit."
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"How can Dad play chess?"
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"He can't even remember the rules to Chutes and Ladders."
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"- I do so! - You always think ladders go down."
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"You can go down a ladder."
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"Oh, God, not this again."
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"- I go down ladders all the time. - Homer, when did you learn to play chess?"
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"The truth is, my dad and I used to play."
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"He won't stop doing it."
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"That's jive, man."
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"But I don't want to talk about it."
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"(Mozart's "Requiem" playing)"
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"(seagull squawks)"
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"Whoa! Sweet lid, Lisa."
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"Well, I'm bad to the bone."
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"I see no proof of that."
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"Oh, yeah? Just look at this."
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"- (grunts) - (screeches)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Hmm."
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"(tires screeching)"
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"Okay, a few ground rules."
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"Five Krusty Burgers..."
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"SQUEAKY-VOICED TEEN: Got it. Five Krusty Burgers."
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"No! I thought I was clear."
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"25 Krusty Burgers!"
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"125 Krusty Burgers?"
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"BART: Can I really toss this thing she's so crazy about?"
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"(growling)"
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"(chuckles)"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"I don't have any guilt."
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"Don't worry, Bart. I'll protect you."
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"I'm denial."
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"Ay, caramba!"
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"♪ Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? ♪"
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"♪ Then we wouldn't have to wait so long? ♪"
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"(gasps) My hat!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Uh-uh."
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"Oh."
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"(gasps)"
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"No."
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"Nope."
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"Not even close."
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"Do you have any more yellow hats?"
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"You mean like the one you looked really good in?"
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"- Yes. - No."
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"Oh..."
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"(groaning)"
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"(groans) You're still here?"
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"No offense, but you look worse."
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"(gasps) Now you're gettin' it."
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"Ha! Joke's on you... I like gross things."
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"(grunting)"
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"(laughs) Again! Again!"
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"And that leads to mate"
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"in three!"
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"I've got to say, it's so exciting"
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"to find out something new about you."
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"Hey, I'm full of surprises."
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"Ooh. Name another."
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"Actually, that's it."
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"Tell me something I don't know about you."
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"Okay."
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"Sometimes when I sweep, I make little sweeping noises"
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"with my mouth."
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"(gasps)"
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"(both moaning)"
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"Sunny? No! We got to find Sunny!"
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"Where... Wait."
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"The baby's name is Maggie."
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"Hey, beach bums. Man, did I crash last night."
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"Always sleep well after riding the waves."
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"Ah..."
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"Have you seen your sister's hat?"
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"Oh, did-did she have a hat? I-I don't remember any hat."
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"Her name was Sunny, and I loved her more"
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"than any girl ever loved a hat!"
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"(gasps) Even Madeline from the Madeline books?"
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"Ask Pepito."
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"(sizzles)"
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"Mmm. (chomps)"
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"Hey, hey, hey, I do not like to see that going on in my bar."
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