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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious (S08E08)

"I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids..."
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"and if they get out of line- Pow!"
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"- I like him. - Thanks. Hey, where do you keep the liquor?"
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"I hide a bottle of schnapps in the baby's crib."
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"I'm sorry, young man. You're not what we're looking for."
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"- You're telling me, you blue-haired witch. - I heard that!"
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"[Groans] I guess we're not going to find anyone."
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"We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?"
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"You have my undivided attention."
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"## [Folk Tune]"
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"## [Humming]"
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"## [Intro]"
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"## [Singing Parody]"
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"- Bart! - Just cuttin' through the treacle."
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"## [Continues Singing]"
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"I'll do it!"
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"but I don't know where we're going to find anyone like that."
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"Whoo, whoo, whoo!"
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"- Hello. I'm Shary Bobbins. - Did you say Mary Pop-"
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"I'm an original creation, like Ricky Rouse and Monald Muck."
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"from telling stories to changing diapers."
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"Put me down for one of each."
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"Now, Miss Bobbins, if you want this job..."
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"you're going to have to answer a few questions."
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"First, do you have any bad habits?"
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"No, I'm practically perfect in every way."
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"[Belches]"
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"[Sighs] Okay, question two."
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"Who was your last employer?"
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"Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex."
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"- [Whispering] Marge, do we know them? - No."
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"Come on. Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy."
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"- That's Carl. - Oh, yeah."
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"So, you worked for Carl, eh?"
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"I have a question. Pop quiz, hotshot."
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"I'm supposed to be doing my homework..."
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"but you find me upstairs reading a Play Dude."
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"What do you do? What do you do?"
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"I make you read every article in that magazine..."
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"including Norman Mailer's latest claptrap about his waning libido."
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"- Oh, she is tough. - Shary Bobbins, you're just what we're looking for."
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"- [Gasps] - Ah!"
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"My. She seems too good to be true."
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"I'll say. Her butt waxed the bannister."
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"Ooh! I can see myself."
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"All right, children. Let's clean up this room."
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"- Aw, man! - Do we have to?"
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"## [Singing]"
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"## [Continues Singing]"
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"Hi, diddly ho, Shary Bobbins."
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"Yo! Shary Bobbins."
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"I picked you some posies, Shary Bobbins."
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"- Oh, thank you, Nelson. - Aw, geez."
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"## [Singing]"
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"Uh, thank you, you ungrateful bas-"
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"Shary Bobbins! Is that you?"
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"Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country."
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"Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her."
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"It's good to see you, Willie."
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"That's not what you said the first time you saw me."
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"Boy for sale. Boy for sale."
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"Only here and in Mississippi."
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"Oh, Shary Bobbins, this is ever so much fun."
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"With you, every day is Guy Fawkes day."
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"- Bah, humbug. - Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find..."
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"all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite."
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"Balderdash. This is the silliest load of-"
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"Oh! Look at it fly!"
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"[Groaning, Moaning]"
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"What's this strange sensation in my chest?"
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"- I think your heart's beating again. - Oh, that takes me back."
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"God bless you, Shary Bobbins."
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"That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker."
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"It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella."
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"Come to bed, Marge."
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"Oh! Ooh-"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"- It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. - But we're not sleepy."
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"- Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. - Yes, sing us a song."
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"[Yawns]"
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"## [Singing]"
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"Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding."
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"Blood? Ugh! I'll just stick to the brain and kidney pie, thank you."
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"I believe my work here is done."
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"Thank you for everything."
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"[Together] We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins."
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"You've changed me as well."
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"I'm no longer the money-driven workaholic I once was."
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"I love you all."
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"You little- [Grunting]"
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"[Groans]"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Oh. I'll just unpack my things."
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"Whee! I never felt so alive!"
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"Little more."
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"Little more."
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"- Too much. Take it back. - [Groans]"
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"[Man On TV] Welcome back to Before They Were Famous."
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"Shary Bobbins, I want another beer."
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"Well, you know, Homer-"
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"## [Singing]"
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"You'll find it's even more fun if you get it for me."
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"## [Singing]"
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"Lady, the man asked for a beer, not a song."
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"Now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint..."
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"- I shot him. - Well, that's a-What?"
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"## [Theme]"
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"- Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess. - I'll get right on it."
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"Bart, don't you remember? Cleaning up can be a game."
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"I got a better game. It's called whippin' cupcakes."
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"## [Theme Music]"
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"[Announcer] Special guest director, Quentin Tarantino."
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"## [Man Singing]"
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"- Yeah! - [Whimpering]"
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"- [Giggling] - What I'm trying to say in this cartoon..."
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"is that violence is everywhere in our society-"
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"## [Surf]"
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"[Laughing]"
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"Lisa, don't sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck in a toffee."
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"- Been there, done it. - I know. We could have a tea party on the ceiling."
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