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Clips from Scrubs - Our Driving Issues (S09E09)

"I'm gonna go get another one. I'll be back in five minutes, okay?"
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"You know what? 10 minutes. Line looks kind of long."
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"And besides, they're on some bike trip around Iceland"
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"taking pictures of puffins, whatever the hell those are."
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"What about your boys? I could give them a call for you."
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"Nah. Topher and Boots are on house arrest"
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"for getting into a fight with Criss Angel at a porn convention."
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"I could at least make sure our study group is there."
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"- (SCOFFS) Those fools? - They're your friends."
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"They want to be there for you."
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"All right, I guess it's cool if they come."
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"Oh, sweet. Cancer party!"
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"But theirs were sad. This one's gonna be fun."
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"CO X: Number One, just exactly what in the hell happened?"
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"I'm sorry. Denise was going through something."
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"Let me see if I've got this straight, Dr. Mahoney."
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"You, who think that women in labor"
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"need to cool it on the emotional theatrics,"
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"suddenly became a needy girlfriend at the exact same moment"
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"that I required Number One's help?"
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"- What's going on here? - I'll tell you what's going on here."
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"This one thinks that just because you're having emotionless intercourse,"
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"that you are the one med student who will listen to her over me."
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"Sweetie, ignore him."
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"I need you to take a patient to get an MRI."
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"The one thing I know for sure is that Drew is not gonna sacrifice"
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"his entire medical career"
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"Fine. Drew?"
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"Hey, Bob, I am so sorry to keep you waiting."
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"I've been dancing as fast as I can up there,"
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"but I just need 15 more minutes to see another patient"
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"- and we will get out of here. - Take your time."
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"It's already been 10 minutes, what's 15 more?"
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"Why don't you just go inside and have yourself a seat?"
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"A nice, warm seat for the old-timer, huh? Gee, thanks."
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"Will there be an afghan?"
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"I don't want to get a draft while I'm doing the jumble"
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"and clipping articles to send to my grandchildren."
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"I appreciate that you're frustrated."
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"Not being able to drive, losing your independence."
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"It's got to be pretty hard on you."
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"What the hell you talking about?"
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"Look, Perry, just because we had a couple of nice conversations"
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"and a few backyard beers last summer,"
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"it doesn't mean we're Butch and Sundance, all right?"
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"So, just forget all this soulmate stuff and just go bring the car around."
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"You know what, Bob? Find your own way home."
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"You want us to go to Cole's surgery?"
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"How did you know?"
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"It's written on your hand."
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"So, can I count on you all to be there?"
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"Why? He never supports us."
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"Yeah, last month I ran a charity 5K."
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"But when I asked Cole for a donation,"
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"he burped in my face and told me it was for the kids."
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"But it would mean a lot to him if you guys were there."
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"Really? Because every time I ask him how he is,"
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"he shows me his abs and says, "Ask them.""
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"Look, if you don't want to do it for him, then do it for me."
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"And if you don't want to do it for me, then do it for the cupcakes I'll bring."
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"Maybe."
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"LUCY: I tried to make sure Cole wouldn't be alone,"
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"although, for some, solitude can be a relief."
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"Have you seen Drew Suffin?"
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"Med student, but, like, 900 years old?"
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"Hey, you seen a med student, thinks he's way cooler than he is,"
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"But sometimes it can remind you of a growing frustration."
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"you can feel surprisingly abandoned."
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"I thought you said people were coming."
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"Like a Winston University mini-fan"
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"because the surgery is gonna be a breeze,"
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"a license plate frame"
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"because you are gonna drive away that cancer,"
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"and a stuffed Ollie the Owlcat"
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"because you are gonna hoot, hoot, hoot..."
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"Actually, I just really think he's cute. Can I have him?"
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"- Whatever. Keep it. - Look, it's not all bad."
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"I'm here. We have cupcakes."
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"We can lie in bed and watch TV all day."
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"No, the remote's broken and it's stuck on the History Channel."
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"Okay, I don't care about stuff that's already happened."
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"Yeah, I was fine without anyone, but you had to promise."
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"You had to do the whole Lucy thing of "They'll come."
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""They'll listen to me. I think horses should go into space.""
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"Why would I want fewer horses on Earth? That's crazy."
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"What's crazy is thinking that you could cheer me up."
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"You know, that is just the kind of jerky thing"
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"that makes people not want to be there for you."
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"Well, I don't need them and I don't need you, either."
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"Okay, so take your cupcakes and your license plate frame,"
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"leave the mini-fan and go."
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"Whatever you want."
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"Come on, Lucy! Judge Mathis?"
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"Med student who was supposed to pick me up never showed up."
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"- I've been out there forever. - What do you want from me?"
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"Help me out with this paperwork thing so I can drive again."
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"It's just some stupid insurance rule."
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"That's a pretty big favor there, Bob."
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"And since, according to you, we're not real friends,"
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"which makes perfect sense,"
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"as your only real friends are a bottle of discount gin"
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"and the metal handrail in your shower,"
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"I'm gonna go ahead and say no."
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"We got to pass. What are you doing here?"
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"- I got a text from Drew. - Yeah, me, too."
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"DENISE: What's going on? You texted me that a patient's coding in here."
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"I may have switched those texts."
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"Which does raise the question, why did you show up then, Dr. Cox?"
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"Dr. Kelso?"
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"Sorry, son. I came in to use the bathroom"
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"while you were sleeping."
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"But I've been watching TV for the last 45 minutes."
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"Yeah, I got caught up in this article about how they make tortillas."
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"There's a lot of steps."
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"What're you in for?"
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"Woof."
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"Giving an old man your pudding cup."
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"Listen, for reasons I don't understand, probably related"
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"to childhood memories of my father dressed up like my mother"
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