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Clips from Scrubs - Our Driving Issues (S09E09)

"screaming, "Am I pretty? Am I pretty? Am I pretty?""
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"You two are my closest relationships in this place."
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"Congratulations. But I cannot handle being stuck in the middle of you guys."
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"You have got to work it out."
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"You brought us here to make us talk? That's ridiculous."
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"Honest to God, there are some times during rounds when I look over at you,"
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"and it's like I'm teaching Yasir Arafat."
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"Really? I see a slightly gayer George Michael."
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"- Oh! So see that. - Mmm."
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"Could you please be more alike?"
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"You know, we are kind of alike."
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"Actually, a lot of my best moves I learned from watching you."
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"Remember when you gave Maya that two-page list of careers"
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"she'd be more suited for than medicine?"
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"Really? Gosh, you hope you reach these kids, but you never know."
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"You just never know."
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"Next time you see her, tell her that Bob Kelso said,"
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""I still see sugarplums." She'll know what it means."
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"Does it mean that you want her to make you one of her holiday cakes?"
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"- Yeah, that's what it means. - Yeah."
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"So, where are your friends?"
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"They never showed up."
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"Man, if one of them needed me, I'd be there."
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"I said no because I didn't want to slow everyone down"
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"with my hilarious jokes."
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"Okay."
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"Look, I'm totally freaked out."
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"And I pushed away the one person who was here for me."
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"Old man, here's your stinking forms. Enjoy driving again."
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"What was that?"
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"He just did me a big favor,"
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"even though I was a real douche to him."
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"about getting old and losing my independence."
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"It sucks."
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"Man, I don't want people to know when I'm scared."
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"- It's weak. - Yeah, I used to be like you."
Scrubs
"You know, putting up a front, shutting people out,"
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"Fortunately, though, I got past all that."
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"Because, you see, the best thing about letting people know"
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"how you really feel about them is then,"
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"no matter how big a jackass you've been,"
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"they'll still show up for you when times are bad."
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"Hey, I got your message."
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"Then why are you wearing a bra?"
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"(WHISPERING) I'm not."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"I know you were scared."
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"I'll be here when you get out, okay?"
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"Now, this guy's never prepared for class a day in his life."
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"Let's say we start with him?"
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"- What are you guys doing? - You were right about us."
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"We are so alike."
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"So, we decided to team up and make life hell for the med students."
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"What have I done?"
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"...the opportunity to thank a friend..."
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"KELSO: That's the good stuff. I swiped it from the bar at the country club."
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"You're welcome, Bob."
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"...or the chance to do something nice"
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"for the people in your life because you actually do care."
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"Hey, I know we're gonna be studying late,"
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"Did you rub, graze, touch, dip,"
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"drag or spread your stuff on any part of this?"
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"Wanted to, decided not to."
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"Cole?"
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"I just wanted to do something nice for you guys."
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"Hey, Dr. Kelso's driving again."
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"(CAR SPEEDING)"
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"Yeah, that's about right."
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"Hey, I wanted to talk to you about skin cancer."
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"It's very serious but easily preventable."
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"Always wear sunscreen, get a full body check-up annually"
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"and when you go to the beach, stay covered up, unless you're a hottie,"
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"in which case, you should take it all off and get weird."
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"We're trying to make a video about cancer awareness."
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"Okay, what about hottie awareness?"
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"Have you been to the beach lately?"
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"It's all families eating hard-boiled eggs. Okay, that ain't right."
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"You know what, just go... Hey, go, go."
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"Press record. I got this. I'll figure it out."
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"Hotties, remember this,"
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"you cannot get skin cancer on your taters."
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"Damn, Mama wants a bite!"
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"(PINBALL MACHINE CLANGING)"
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"(STUDENTS CLAMORING)"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"The whole world is watching this thing and I've got to know why."
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"Sounded awesome."
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"Cupcake?"
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"LUCY: I didn't envy Trang."
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"How did I get all the pirate diseases?"
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"LUCY: Cole's cancer thing was really freaking me out."
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"Hey, where did you go?"
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"LUCY: Four months into med school,"
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"Driving back and forth in the parking lot,"
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"Look, you're the one who put me with the med students,"
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"I make up stories about my dead, skateboarding Indian dog"
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"I was in a really emotional place."
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