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Clips from Scrubs - Our Driving Issues (S09E09)

"Cole was especially good at it."
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"- Did he? - Yeah."
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"All right, fall in, losers."
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"And it always ended the same way, with Dr. Cox winning."
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"Dr. Kelso?"
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"She means the Scattergories clock."
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"While doing these exams, some of you may experience"
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"something we like to call Med Student Syndrome."
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"lose, or Frank."
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"Man, I just got totally Frank'd."
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"I really appreciate you taking time to check me out."
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"What do you say we just dive right in?"
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"Yes. Hell, yes."
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"That little stunt you pulled with Trang? Not cool."
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"was hospital work of the highest order."
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"I'm in charge of you, and by the transitive property,"
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"Any loose change, automatically mine."
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"And I never have to buy chocolate bars"
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"like the sweet-mouthed little man-boy, monkey toy that you truly are."
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"Listen, guys, calm down. You're all fine. Everything's good."
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"(THEME SONG PLAYING)"
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"Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies"
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"Unfortunately, given your age and your current insurance regulations,"
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"get the notes for today's lecture out of my office"
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"It's just all this talk about, you know, dying"
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"It's an Indian name, okay?"
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"Yeah."
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"I know you think this surgery is no big deal,"
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"but are you sure you don't want your parents there?"
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"Yeah, I'm good."
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"Like, tons of my uncles died of cancer, so I know exactly how to do this."
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"You didn't do any of the stuff that I asked you to."
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"And I need you to prepare slides for the immunology exam."
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"for the steely caress of your cold robot pincers."
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"Well, let's let him choose."
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"Hey. Guys, I wanted to talk to you about something."
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"- I've been forgetting things recently. - You should eat more grains."
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"You know, I was just thinking that exact..."
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"Oh."
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"kind of has a serial killer vibe?"
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"And even if you think you're just fine on your own,"
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"I went to the campus store and got some things to cheer you up."
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"I'm really sorry no one came."
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"I never said that."
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"CO X: You texted me, "Come and show me your boobs"?"
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"I got the cancer."
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"I'll tell you what'll make you feel better."
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"About as ridiculous as your five-o'clock shadow."
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"She cried for the entire weekend."
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"Sorry your mom couldn't make it. She's a hell of a woman."
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"Okay, like, when Trang asked me to help him move,"
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"- Are you scared about this? - No."
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"Try not to kill anybody."
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"And I was just scared"
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"acting like you don't need anybody. Yeah."
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"- Did you listen to the whole thing? - Yeah."
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"I was a jerk and you didn't deserve it."
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"LUCY: Sometimes ego gets in the way of what's best for you."
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"Whether it's combining forces..."
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"The weird shoes, the skinny chicken legs..."
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"so I bought you nerds dinner."
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"and we were getting on each other's nerves."
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"Cole, you're wearing my scrubs."
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"I had to wear the ones my mom made me."
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"Babe, you know girl scrubs make my ass pop."
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"That is so stupid."
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"You know, Cole,"
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"you could be a little more respectful of other people."
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"Fine. Maya, that is a lovely sweater."
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"It really shows everybody what you're working with."
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"There, Luce. You happy?"
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"- Ow! What was that for? - I don't know."
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"I assume you did something stupid."
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"One more for luck."
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"Today, one of you is gonna get an amazing learning opportunity."
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"Trang, I need you to put a new gown on Mrs. Gainer."
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"Be careful. She's off her meds, has four-inch nails,"
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"and is convinced someone's trying to steal her skin."
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"Hey, Talking Man Baby, come here."
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"I am parked in the 10-minute parking zone."
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"- You want me to move your car? - No, I love the space."
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"What I want you to do is to pull out of"
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"and then back into the space every 10 minutes."
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"If you get bored, here's a ball and a half a deck of cards."
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"(WHISPERING) I want that ball."
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"Trang, get over here right now."
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"At some point, we'd all been caught between Dr. Mahoney and Dr. Cox,"
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"and it felt like being in a pinball machine."
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"Tiny One, run fast now."
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"I told you, you can't be coming up in here stealing all the gauze."
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"Are you building a giant gauze ball?"
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"'Cause if you are, I want in. It's on my bucket list."
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"Actually, I'm here for a medical reason."
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"I had a bit of a scare"
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"while I was playing a game of Scattergories with my niece."
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"You're still on the clock."
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"She's very competitive."
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"Anyway, I got a little bit light-headed, and so we're gonna run some tests."
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"I wouldn't worry about it."
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"A few years back, I got a little light-headed myself."
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"Turns out it was..."
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"Well, it was diabetes. That's a bad example."
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"You'll be fine. You'll be fine."
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"What up, Dr. T?"
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"Okay, today, as part of your practical doctoring class,"
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"we'll be conducting physical exams on one another for the first time."
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"Cole."
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"Put your pants back on."
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"My bad. I thought this was going somewhere totally different."
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"People, I said it day one, I can't teach you without your pants on."
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"It's a common condition"
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"where med students think they have the disease they're studying."
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"All right, what I want you all to do now, though,"
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"is partner up with the person next to you and get it cracking."
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"LUCY: Getting paired up in med school was like playing a game of win,"
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"Spoiler alert. My skin's super flaky."
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"I'm gonna take care of you, but first, as you know,"
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"we got to knock out one of these patient histories."
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"And we both know how weird these can get."
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