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Clips from Friends - The One with the Free Porn (S04E04)

"You love her."
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"What is love, really?"
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"I knew you loved her!"
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"You go to the airport and tell her."
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"You'll call her name and yell "I love you!""
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"Then you will have the most amazing kiss."
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"And then a stewardess comes in..."
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"-Is that the heartbeat? -That's it."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"This is so cool!"
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"Let's take care of this one. If I get pregnant again, I have your card."
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"No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats."
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"Are you sure that there are three?"
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"-Definitely. -Oh, my God."
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"So in a few months, I'll have three babies walking around inside me?"
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"It'll be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out."
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"I'm going to use this a lot."
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"How'd it go at the doctor's?"
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"You know how, when you're walking down the street..."
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"...and you see three people in a row."
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"Good news! You'll have three babies."
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"Three babies?"
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"Oh, God, I'm so glad you're happy! I was afraid you'd be freaked."
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"Why would we be freaked?"
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"Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense."
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"...because I teach home ec."
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"I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long."
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"I was thinking, ever since you said we'd have triplets."
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"You're in college?"
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"Refrigerator college."
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"...I figured I should have a career, you know?"
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"And I love refrigerators."
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"No, it's okay. We're going to have three kids."
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"And that's a different kind of dream."
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"Three kids and no money."
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"This is the boarding call for flight 009."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"That's a big candy bar."
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"I had the most amazing time with you."
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"Me too."
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"Here, have this."
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"I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on."
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"Listen, I have to tell you something."
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"I've been thinking."
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"I'm just going to say it, okay?"
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"I think..."
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"...I love you."
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"It's no problem."
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"It's the theme from Good Will Humping."
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"You know who doesn't like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua."
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"Yeah, right."
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"He said he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination."
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"-And that he found it funny, not sexy? -Yes."
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"Where you going?"
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"Frank has to quit college..."
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"I need to make money fast. I wanted to talk to you about an idea."
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"Insider trading."
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"They don't talk to us about that stuff."
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"But I can get you free White-Out."
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"-Did you do what I said? -I did."
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"-What'd she say? -"Thank you.""
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"You're totally welcome. What'd she say?"
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"She said, "Thank you.""
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"I said, "I love you.""
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"And she said, "Thank you.""
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"Did you say you love her?"
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"What were you trying to get her to do?"
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"She already lives in London."
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"Forget it."
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"You told her you love her. It's over."
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"It is not over! You're over!"
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"What?"
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"You know."
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"Good one."
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"It's not over. She'll call and tell you she loves you."
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"Her feelings were so strong that it scared her."
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"...and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't."
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"Then it's over!"
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"Can we watch cartoons on your TV?"
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"We need a porn break."
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"We spent two hours watching In and Out and In Again."
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"Then we'd be the guys who turned off free porn."
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"Yeah, but that's not what you'd go by."
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"Look, I'm going to have a kid someday. Okay?"
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"And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"This? I'm glad you asked."
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"I know what you're thinking."
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"You won't make enough money by selling knives."
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"I just need enough money for the second part of my plan."
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"Hello."
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"It was dreadful."
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"No, that's all right."
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"I'm just glad you called."
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"So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I'll still be around."
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"When you say "still around," you mean still around like you might be in a relationship..."
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"...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?"
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"But it was so right."
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"This is even more perfect."
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"You have to prove your love!"
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"I'm not proving anything. I'm done listening to you."
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"If I hadn't let you talk me into this..."
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"You did that?"
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"I missed and hit the door."
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"That makes sense."
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"You said you loved her, and she didn't say it back."
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"Then she told you about another guy. Go to London. Scare her!"
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"I made fun of his accent."
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"I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back."
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"That could be you and Emily."
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"That but nicer."
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"Surprise her. Don't let her go without a fight."
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"I'm going to London, and I'll fight for her."
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"Okay. Good luck!"
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"I did it! I figured out a way to make money."
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"We'll work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school."
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"But how can you afford it?"
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"-And we realized -I'm telling it!"
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"People need transportation, and they need massages to relax."
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"We can combine the two. I give massages and Frank drives."
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