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Clips from Scrubs - My New Suit (S05E05)

"- How you feeling, Love Bug? - Fully loaded."
Scrubs
"Hey, it's time for my sponge bath, right?"
Scrubs
"- I'll need three girls. - Herbie, it's not a bathhouse."
Scrubs
"- Uh-huh. - [Cox whistles] OK, as you all know,"
Scrubs
"Sacred Heart is dealing with a mountain of malpractice lawsuits"
Scrubs
"or as I like to refer to them,"
Scrubs
"Since Sweaty Teddy here backs up his infinitesimal knowledge of the law"
Scrubs
"with absolutely zero knowledge of medicine,"
Scrubs
"one of you will help go through claims, decipher medical stuff"
Scrubs
"How many times did I insult you during that? I was shooting for five."
Scrubs
"Only three, unless you count "Sweaty Teddy" as an insult."
Scrubs
"But my mom calls me that, and she loves me, right?"
Scrubs
"No, Ted. She hates you. Four."
Scrubs
"Ted."
Scrubs
"But then came a surprise visit from my brother"
Scrubs
"and a round of the game he likes to call Watch Her Leave."
Scrubs
"Wow, she was cute."
Scrubs
"We'll be right back."
Scrubs
"Here, take this."
Scrubs
"So, Dan, to what do we owe this... something."
Scrubs
"Well, Mom does what she has to do."
Scrubs
"Why do I need a full-time job? I got a sweet setup at home."
Scrubs
"I got a sweet pad in Mom's attic, driving Dad's old Plymouth Horizon,"
Scrubs
"do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it's all not some crazy dream?"
Scrubs
"- Don't call him Coxsmith. - I call him Coxsmith."
Scrubs
"- So, what's new around here? - Carla's pregnant."
Scrubs
"Dude, bummer."
Scrubs
"[Both] No."
Scrubs
"If it's a girl, I get to pick the name."
Scrubs
"- If it's a boy, you pick the name. - OK."
Scrubs
"I like Angie for a girl."
Scrubs
"And if it's a boy, say hello to Fu-Kwon. What's up!"
Scrubs
"Maybe we should pick the names together."
Scrubs
"Sweetie, we already have the girl's name."
Scrubs
"Well, tell that to the last two women I slept with before you, OK?"
Scrubs
"She-boing, boing."
Scrubs
"I'm talking about your other cousin, George."
Scrubs
"they'll ruin them for us, so don't tell anyone, OK?"
Scrubs
"What's up, my negro amigo?"
Scrubs
"Nothing."
Scrubs
"I can't figure out what's going on with Herbert."
Scrubs
"He's got acute back pain, but no causa equina signs."
Scrubs
"If we have a girl, we're gonna name her Angie."
Scrubs
"Hey, boys."
Scrubs
"Hey, Chris, if there was a test to see if your baby was gay, would you do it?"
Scrubs
"Extremely. Yes. And I'm OK with it."
Scrubs
"Anyway, Elliot wasn't in the lab."
Scrubs
"Oh, she's at home."
Scrubs
"OK."
Scrubs
"- Herbert. - Keep it cool, man."
Scrubs
"Dan train. Whoo-whoo!"
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"- Thanks a lot. - What?"
Scrubs
"That Dan train used to hook up with Elliot."
Scrubs
"- So? - [Herbert] So?"
Scrubs
"Your boy J.D.'s been telling him Elliot still likes him."
Scrubs
"What? I mean, it tickles."
Scrubs
"Look, Dan doesn't exactly have the world by the tail, OK?"
Scrubs
"Every time he calls me depressed, the only thing I could think of"
Scrubs
"to cheer him up was to say, "Elliot still digs you.""
Scrubs
"If we have a boy, we'll name him George."
Scrubs
"What about Tiger?"
Scrubs
"Hey, man, where'd your brother go, anyway?"
Scrubs
"Call Elliot."
Scrubs
"No. No..."
Scrubs
"We don't want any distractions while we're trying to make a baby."
Scrubs
"OK, you gotta stop saying that."
Scrubs
"All right."
Scrubs
"Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo."
Scrubs
"- What? - [Doorbell rings]"
Scrubs
"No, I'm not gonna act like I want to bone your brother."
Scrubs
"I'm telling him the truth."
Scrubs
"Hey, Elliot... is wearing lingerie."
Scrubs
"Um, this is Keith. I'm sure you're a little disappointed."
Scrubs
"Yeah, I'm in."
Scrubs
"Elliot, you have to ask me about things like this."
Scrubs
"Apparently, Seymour was teasing him, so he punched him in the face."
Scrubs
"Count yourself lucky."
Scrubs
"My son sent me a picture of himself"
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"[Both] Oh!"
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"only gay and unsuccessful."
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"- [Both laugh] - Tell me about it."
Scrubs
"You never know how it's gonna go."
Scrubs
"Hey, Mr. Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh?"
Scrubs
"What are you doing?"
Scrubs
"I had a brother once. Well, he's still my brother."
Scrubs
"He was about 46. Actually older than my parents."
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"His name was Clete and he talked like this, "How's it going?""
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"Good kid. Did what they said."
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"Everything was good till his 50s and, wow, did he have a midlife crisis."
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"- That's just out of line. - Yeah."
Scrubs
"[Janitor] The reason I'm telling you this is your brother"
Scrubs
"Watch what?"
Scrubs
"I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster."
Scrubs
"What did she call that thing?"
Scrubs
"It's a girl hamster. What about Angie?"
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"- I love it! - Me too. Angie, guys?"
Scrubs
"[Laughing]"
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"- The name just popped into my head! - Shut up! You just shut up right now!"
Scrubs
"Pink belly."
Scrubs
"No! Turk!"
Scrubs
"You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late."
Scrubs
"I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you."
Scrubs
"You're so edgy and cantankerous."
Scrubs
"I've decided this project is over the head of that pretty lady,"
Scrubs
"so Dr. Cox will be replacing her."
Scrubs
"That was the longest three hours of my life."
Scrubs
"[Ted] Call me."
Scrubs
"So how are you doing with your diet?"
Scrubs
"Turk was so proud of his handiwork that he signed it."
Scrubs
"He knows it's so painful I won't be able to wash it for some time."
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"- I mean, are you all two OK? - [J.D.] Actually, we were."
Scrubs
"Oh, come on, man."
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"- Why wouldn't she? - [J.D.] The obvious response"
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"Elliot wants to have kids right now and she knows you're not ready."
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"Don't worry about it, man. He bought it. It's cool."
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"[J.D.] I have to talk to Elliot before my brother Dan does."
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"Your back pain may involve your spinal cord,"
Scrubs
"What's up, J.D.?"
Scrubs
"My brother's on his way up."
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"The only reason you don't wanna be with him is 'cause he doesn't want kids now."
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