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Clips from Scrubs - My New Suit (S05E05)

"Last time I was honest with Dan about his life,"
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"I'm not having a staring contest with you, Ted."
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"OK, one-nothing, me. Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"OK, back to work."
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"All right."
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"It's your last name, Ted."
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"Good one."
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"Oh, come on! I'm 25! I haven't even been to Europe!"
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"- Keith, wait! - No!"
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"I got a good feeling about those two. Well, I'm off."
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"Turk, you know how mean boys are."
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"They'd be all like, "I got on her. Did you get on her?""
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"Yeah, everybody got on her 'cause she's easy."
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"Angie was perfect. Now nothing seems as good."
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"I'll make it up to you this weekend."
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"I don't. All I remember is that we were both making fun of our kids,"
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"No, no. You made fun of your kid, he made fun of his kid,"
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"and then you made fun of his kid."
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"Don't you get it? You can never say bad things about someone else's kid."
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"Ever."
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"Mom, if you can't reach that spot with the lotion,"
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"OK, guys, let's all gather around. Huddle up."
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"but he won't fit. Anybody know what we should do?"
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"but sometimes when hospitals have Herbert-sized patients,"
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"The zoo."
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"You brought this on yourself, didn't you?"
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"Why do you hate Herbert?"
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"He's never tried to get healthier."
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"Sometimes, protecting feelings isn't the best way."
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"You really think being mean to Herbert will cause him to turn his life around?"
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"Probably not. But as long as I'm trying to get him to change,"
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"then I can sleep at night."
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"When you think about your brother later, how are you gonna sleep?"
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"- Angie and George, wow. - Hmm."
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"- You know what's weird? - Hmm?"
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"Now that they have names, everything seems so real."
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"I can see George's smile."
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"I hope she doesn't have my ear infections."
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"I was a climber."
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"Our windows don't have bars. George can fall into the alley."
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"What if George doesn't love me?"
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"When I was in high school,"
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"There was a prostitute at my town mall named Angie."
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"- Those names are out. - Yeah, they're out!"
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"- And we don't need new ones. - Not for nine months."
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"- I'm ready for bed. - Me too."
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"Hey, Bob, you got a minute?"
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"If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable."
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"That's not why I'm here. But it's good to know."
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"...I wanted to apologize for what I said about your son."
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"Well, he hasn't turned out exactly as I'd planned."
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"I always imagined we'd spend his 13th birthday fly-fishing in Montana."
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"Where did you spend it?"
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"He's a good kid, though."
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"Tell me about him."
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"I thought he was gonna learn how to tie knots."
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"[# Ben Folds: Still Fighting It]"
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"- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Johnny."
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"Just packing up. I thought you had to work."
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"Elliot doesn't want to have babies with Keith."
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"Oh. Tough break for Keith. I almost had a threesome with that guy."
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"When I said Elliot would never be into a guy like you,"
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"it's because you're a 35-year-old bartender"
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"who still lives in our mother's attic and is showing no signs of changing."
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"I think you have the potential to do whatever you want to do with your life."
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"This is so real now, there's no way we can sleep."
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"[J.D.] Whether it's a strong sense of denial..."
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"... or the fact that you love your son."
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"[Pager beeping]"
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"I figured I might wear it to that job interview."
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"Yeah, I'll keep it."
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"You... You think anyone would ever really hire me?"
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"I think you can do whatever you want to do."
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"Why would he live in there?"
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"But I'm much more interested in what you all think."
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"- Yes, she was, Dan. Thank you. - Welcome."
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"# No, I know I'm no Superman"
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"[J.D.] And they weren't. They were taking it all in stride."
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"[# The Village People: Macho Man]"
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"I'm trying to find a way to make him feel good about himself."
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"Oh, boy."
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"- I'm putting on a third condom. - Keith!"
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"Look at the bright side. He's like the daughter you never had,"
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"So funny, the way kids are, isn't it?"
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"It's my turn to hold Angie."
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"Where'd you come up with that name?"
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"The way the whole brother thing works,"
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"We didn't talk until our dad died. Do you really want me to do that?"
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"You know what name I've always liked for a girl?"
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"If no one's officially called dibs..."
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"- You ready to get back in there? - Yeah. Gotta vomit first."
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"they'll send them to the one place that has MRI machines big enough."
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"[Sighs] Man."
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"I was really sick as a baby."
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"Why'd we have to pick names? I hate it when things get real!"
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"Look, uh..."
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"He is a good kid. He's always been a good kid."
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"Yeah, what's up?"
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"It's just weird."
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"I'll get it for you when I get home late tonight."
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"[J.D.] Nobody wanted to say it,"
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"Don't you have to get back to work?"
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"I need it."
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"Oh, sweetie, he's..."
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"[Moaning]"
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"And that is the father of my fake baby."
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"told me if I keep you focused on me, he would let me watch."
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"The best I can do, man. How's your tummy?"
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"[J.D.] Elliot! Elliot!"
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"Hey, Johnny. You cool if I borrow this suit?"
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"Take it easy, little brother."
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"Oh!"
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"[J.D.] As for me, I bought a custom-made Italian suit."
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"I'm not really a big kid person. Are you guys totally freaking out?"
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"it made him feel like crap."
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"Dan,"
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"Here's how I think we should name our baby. It's what my parents did."
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"Hey."
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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