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Clips from Scrubs - My New Suit (S05E05)

"Doug found him in some dead guy's colon."
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"- [Squeaks] - Hey, little guy."
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"[J.D.] Carla being pregnant changed everyone."
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"OK, so we're both off in a few minutes. Here's what's gonna happen."
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"- We're heading back to my place. - Oh, yeah?"
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"I'm gonna put on something very naughty."
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"Awesome."
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"That little mixed-race embryo got a godfather yet?"
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"You know what? I'm not sure that suit works on you."
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"Because all that really matters is whether or not America loves it."
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"He's a dynamite tailor. Not sure why he's here."
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"[J.D.] Due to his weight, Herbert was a frequent visitor."
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"It wasn't a mean thing."
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"See, with big people, even the simple stuff is more difficult."
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"I didn't mind, because Herbie was my man."
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"courtesy of bumbling interns, clueless doctors and hack surgeons,"
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"and somehow relay all of that into his tiny peanut brain."
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"Since Ted has no life, and that's five, I'll let him select his very own victim."
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"- I'll take Claire! - Oh, God."
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"You turned me down 14 times for drinks. Well, who's the creepy loser now, huh?"
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"[J.D.] And just like that, I had the chance to comfort Claire."
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"You look like you need to be rescued."
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"[J.D.] Life was good."
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"There's no easy way to say this."
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"We got the crabs."
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"- Was he talking to us? - Don't know, don't care."
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"# I can't do this all on my own"
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"I had to blow out of town. Mom doinked her new boyfriend"
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"and because I'm the senior bartender at KJ's,"
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"That does not count as a formal hello, Coxsmith."
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"OK. 'Cause I was thinking, you know, for a girl..."
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"Tiger?"
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"I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you."
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"That... Oh, God!"
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"- I like that. - Yeah."
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"George and Angie. All right."
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"If you mention the names to anyone,"
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"No one."
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"I'll be done in a couple of seconds and we'll find her."
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"Doctor-patient confidentiality goes both ways,"
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"Mr. I Prefer My Temperature Taken Through the Back Door."
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"Call Elliot."
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"We're role-playing. This is not real. Let's just do this."
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"[Ringing]"
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"Hey, Dan. J.D. Told me you were coming."
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"- I go first. - [Stammering] Um..."
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"- Do Seymour's parents have to go? - I doubt it. They're turtles."
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"sitting on the lap of his new boyfriend, Winston."
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"Why are they dressed up as Tonto and the Lone Ranger?"
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"I'd like to say they're going to a costume party, but those are jammies."
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"[J.D.] Now that Dan knew Elliot wasn't into him,"
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"As long as you're not my brother."
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"My parents adopted him when I was about 12."
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"Him and my dad fought constantly. I mean physically beating on each other."
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"But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him."
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"- Hey, little brother. - Ahh!"
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"That is disgusting."
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"- Uh, baby, we should go. - Uh..."
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"I guess I could help you name her. Let's see."
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"- [All] Yeah! - Angie, it is!"
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"- Hold his arms. - Wait! Turk, it was an accident, OK?"
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"[J.D.] Unfortunately, Turk was the greatest pink-bellier in all the land."
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"[Screaming]"
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"You're like House without the limp."
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"- Why, Bob? - Why the hell not?"
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"now that Dan had beaten me up, it was all over."
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"- Why'd you lie to me about Elliot? - [J.D.] Or not."
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"A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you."
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"was Elliot was looking for a guy with more going on in life."
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"Dad can't die again."
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"This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly."
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"What's a stent?"
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"A tube that holds arteries open."
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"And what's a Buckland?"
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"That's a hairless growth never found on women."
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"Weird."
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"- All right. Say hi to Mom for me. - Yep. Get my stuff."
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"Honor."
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"- That's your daughter. - Yes, it is."
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"- What you got there, sir? - Dead hamster."
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"Angie's dead?"
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"- Baby, we got our name back! - Yeah!"
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"[Janitor] What?"
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"I'm making a hamster vest for one of my squirrels."
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"What's going on?"
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"I love you too, dumpling, but I have to work late."
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"Ted's on the phone with his mom, so we're taking a five. Why?"
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"- Why is Kelso doing this to me? - Well, you know."
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"OK, kisses."
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"Now, you guys, Herbert in there needs an MRI,"
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"I know what you're all thinking, but I'm not gonna do that."
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"It's too humiliating."
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"You're too big for our MRI machine so we're gonna have to take you to the zoo."
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"He's been in here seven times for weight problems."
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"Spare me the tough love speech."
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"I had a shop teacher named George who hated black people."
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"First time I knew we weren't on the same page was when he took up knitting."
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"I wanted to talk to you about something."
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"I'm not saying this to make you feel bad."
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"[J.D.] Even though I knew he wasn't gonna change, Elliot was right."
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"It's about what helps you sleep."
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"Who are we kidding?"
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"As for me, I was just happy to get some rest."
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"Oh, what a cutie. Where'd this little guy come from?"
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"Ugh!"
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"Doug's still pretty upset about the whole thing."
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"Diseased rodents shouldn't be nowhere near my pregnant princess."
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"It made Dr. Kelso softer."
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"[J.D.] Carla's pregnancy also affected Elliot."
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"We'll have sex and pretend we aren't using protection to make a baby."
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"- Un-awesome. - Keith, we're doing this."
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"Huh? What do you think? I had it made for the christening."
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"J.D., that's something we have to discuss as a couple."
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"Thanks for your opinion, Carla."
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"- We don't love it. - Well, who cares, Lonnie?"
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"[Italian accent] For the last time, it's Americo."
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"And of course I love it. I made it."
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"You better put your scrubs on. Herbert's back."
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"How you doing?"
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"No one liked treating him."
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