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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"...you are way too old."
Archer (2009)
"Darn."
Archer (2009)
"All those jobs are awesome."
Archer (2009)
"And by awesome you mean delusional."
Archer (2009)
"accounting firm after this job."
Archer (2009)
"Especially after Mother gives you a shitty reference."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, we had long talks about this."
Archer (2009)
"How I went to night school to pass the CPA exam because I was so burned out"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, don't come crying to me when that fatherless kid of"
Archer (2009)
"♪ In the ghetto where Mac Davis sucks it. ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Are you done?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you done?!"
Archer (2009)
"Again, seriously asking."
Archer (2009)
"Yes. So I guess we should talk about the elephant"
Archer (2009)
"- What, Lana, we must be talking... - Wholesale? Uh, 50, 60"
Archer (2009)
"Wholesale."
Archer (2009)
"Well, how hard could"
Archer (2009)
"Don't."
Archer (2009)
"$50 million, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"I promise."
Archer (2009)
"Dr. Krieger has devised a way to transport the cocaine undetected."
Archer (2009)
"You're probably gonna want to try to minimize the sweating."
Archer (2009)
"We're gonna go ahead and take the cocaine and the money."
Archer (2009)
"Amphetamines?!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, Pam screwed the Yakuza out of a million"
Archer (2009)
"Ron!"
Archer (2009)
"How bout a big ol'"
Archer (2009)
"country welcome for Cherlene!"
Archer (2009)
"Woooooo!!"
Archer (2009)
"Wooohooohooohoooo!!"
Archer (2009)
"♪ You know how I feel right now? ♪"
Archer (2009)
"♪ My baby's leaving"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"I want Archer dead!"
Archer (2009)
"I think you just stumbled backwards into a CIA arms deal."
Archer (2009)
"They kidnapped Cherlene!"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Before I be"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"- Sterling? - Mawp?"
Archer (2009)
"- Jesus, Mother, it's just your birthday, not the... - About that!"
Archer (2009)
""Lana!" Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. I stand corrected."
Archer (2009)
"Archer! Who the hell..."
Archer (2009)
"How the hell should I... No..."
Archer (2009)
"How is this better than your second fake 50th?"
Archer (2009)
"Ow."
Archer (2009)
"You, too, Miss Kane."
Archer (2009)
"And like 50 times I lied."
Archer (2009)
"Well, not mine,"
Archer (2009)
"That goes for all of you!"
Archer (2009)
"Because there's a chance I can make this all go away,"
Archer (2009)
"Because she was busy having choke-sex with a murderous cyborg, who then"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, Jesus, I forgot about the... - Giant pot farm"
Archer (2009)
"- Defiling a corpse... - Defiling a different corpse..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, because, speaking of sexual assault..."
Archer (2009)
"Please?"
Archer (2009)
"- Ha! - Exactly, I... Hey, screw you!"
Archer (2009)
"Mr. My Mother's A Lying Bitch And I'm Too Stupid To Realize"
Archer (2009)
"Bank Since I Can't Keep A Man Because In Addition To My Jillion Neuroses"
Archer (2009)
"Well, there's this we..."
Archer (2009)
"And why is that?"
Archer (2009)
"We'll be a family."
Archer (2009)
"wasn't..."
Archer (2009)
"Would you just come on?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"is completely unenforceable."
Archer (2009)
"Even if it weren't legal, they'd enforce it."
Archer (2009)
"I can't believe they're taking our building."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and our health insurance."
Archer (2009)
"Numerous... long talks."
Archer (2009)
"in the room. Namely... What are we gonna do with literally, not figuratively,"
Archer (2009)
"million?"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, this is actually a little harder than I thought."
Archer (2009)
"Did you tell anybody we were hauling a shitload of coke?"
Archer (2009)
"Take me with you!"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Before I be your dog get you way down here make you walk alone"
Archer (2009)
"Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"I must meet this woman."
Archer (2009)
"You're doing the exact thing you promised me you wouldn't!"
Archer (2009)
"I was kidding."
Archer (2009)
"Welcome to San Marcos."
Archer (2009)
"♪ Before I be your dog get you way down here"
Archer (2009)
"Make you walk alone"
Archer (2009)
"Archer, my water just broke."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"Meep, meep, meep!"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, in addition to the attempted murder of a federal agent?"
Archer (2009)
"Sue me."
Archer (2009)
"obviously, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Shut your various holes and listen to me very carefully."
Archer (2009)
"became the new head of the KGB."
Archer (2009)
"I can't believe they fell for that."
Archer (2009)
"Um... it's open."
Archer (2009)
"Woooooo!!"
Archer (2009)
"Honey, you're number 14"
Archer (2009)
"Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"And for what it's worth, I'm pretty sure I just invaded Laos."
Archer (2009)
"What are you gonna do, taser..."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, even if that were"
Archer (2009)
"And, Chi, I swear to God, mention the compass again and just see what happens."
Archer (2009)
"The storm-ninjas!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, is Beaker not the best?"
Archer (2009)
"Said the guy in a wheelchair!"
Archer (2009)
"And what happened with getting "FBI""
Archer (2009)
"Okay, that-that"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, okay, so this ditz... Oh."
Archer (2009)
"♪ Yeah, your girl done gone down to the county farm ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"I... that... I-I don't... There's no need to bother the... Eh, look."
Archer (2009)
"Well, as for me, I think I'll start shopping my memoirs."
Archer (2009)
"And you'll just have to put that on my... whatever... crime tab."
Archer (2009)
"Do something."
Archer (2009)
"And wait, what's his, uh... the name of... Brett!"
Archer (2009)
"You're gonna be a great mother."
Archer (2009)
"How does the title"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, sir?"
Archer (2009)
"My Life's A Pathetic Joke!"
Archer (2009)
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