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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Mawp. Mawp."
Archer (2009)
"Was that a flashbang?"
Archer (2009)
"Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Duh."
Archer (2009)
"Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Son of a...!"
Archer (2009)
"With the bastard spawn of a total stranger."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, leave me alone!"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, he died doing what he loved."
Archer (2009)
"Meep. Meep."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, it's on the tip of my tongue!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, boy."
Archer (2009)
"After the flashbangs, but before Other Fat Mike gets shot."
Archer (2009)
"- Ow! - Huh?"
Archer (2009)
"For what?"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"Mother!"
Archer (2009)
"Like, 50 times I asked you about that!"
Archer (2009)
"Never!"
Archer (2009)
"- Okay, breach it. - Roger that."
Archer (2009)
"On second thought, I very much prefer to be taken alive."
Archer (2009)
"browser history and... No, no, no, no, no... oof!"
Archer (2009)
"Do me! Do me!"
Archer (2009)
"Do me, do me, do me!"
Archer (2009)
"Our tax dollars hard at work."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"- volts, it's like, like... - Sploosh."
Archer (2009)
"And then it's like wave after wave crashing over you, into you, and..."
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- And then those five. And... - Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"I really shouldn't say anything."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, until he got blown up."
Archer (2009)
"And a corpse."
Archer (2009)
"- Piracy. - White slavery."
Archer (2009)
"Kidnapping the Pope..."
Archer (2009)
"Arson."
Archer (2009)
"Bumfights!"
Archer (2009)
"- You know, like when you pay bums to... - Destroy an oil pipeline in..."
Archer (2009)
"Is it murder if they were my own clones?"
Archer (2009)
"That's what he said."
Archer (2009)
"Geez, when you just list everything ISIS has done,"
Archer (2009)
"Screw you!"
Archer (2009)
"I Have A Weird-looking Vagina!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey!"
Archer (2009)
"Ahem. Miss what?"
Archer (2009)
"Where do you think you're going?"
Archer (2009)
"aren't co-ed, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"turn out better than you."
Archer (2009)
"Because I never had a father, Lana?"
Archer (2009)
"and spend the rest of our lives together, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"You, me, the baby and your not-that-weird-looking vagina."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, don't take this the wrong way... but I would rather lose the baby."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me."
Archer (2009)
""I have read this statement, each page of which"
Archer (2009)
"bears my initials, and I do hereby certify...""
Archer (2009)
""Raymond Q. Gillette.""
Archer (2009)
""Algernop Krieger.""
Archer (2009)
"Now, I would like a ride home, please."
Archer (2009)
"A penis in my vagina."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you said immunity. I didn't."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it!"
Archer (2009)
"And can I just go on record as saying I think this is an extremely"
Archer (2009)
"Because, spoiler alert, they're unisex."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, uh... Oh, Clyde?"
Archer (2009)
"- Or... - What the hell are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"I correct you. You are wrong."
Archer (2009)
"And unless there's anything else?"
Archer (2009)
"Beaker's boss!"
Archer (2009)
"Bunsen frickin' Honeydew!"
Archer (2009)
"I'll be your doctor."
Archer (2009)
"Well, if I want Hitler's DNA spliced into him, I'll give you a call."
Archer (2009)
"Tightly by my childhood's throat."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, you're just jealous."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, jealous of my fallback career."
Archer (2009)
"I'm gonna be bigger than Mac Davis."
Archer (2009)
"I am not... Oh, my God. I am way too old."
Archer (2009)
"Welp, hope I'm not too old to get back into underground fighting."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, do that."
Archer (2009)
"Although, I guess I could always go back to being a defense attorney."
Archer (2009)
"defending scumbags as a public defender?"
Archer (2009)
"a ton of cocaine?"
Archer (2009)
"it be? I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"...if Mexicans can do it."
Archer (2009)
"What do you mean counterfeit?"
Archer (2009)
"The Yakuza?"
Archer (2009)
"bucks of amphetamines, so now they're gonna cut her head off."
Archer (2009)
"Get down!"
Archer (2009)
"Outlaw country! Woooooo!!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, what do you think is gonna happen when three gringos waltz in"
Archer (2009)
"Not without a blood transfusion."
Archer (2009)
"♪ Before I be your dog Before I be your dog ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Did you fart in that?"
Archer (2009)
"♪ On that midnight train"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, Cyril!"
Archer (2009)
"You're running out of options, Archer."
Archer (2009)
"You know I love you so Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"We just started a frickin' coup!"
Archer (2009)
"your dog get you way down here"
Archer (2009)
"Archer Vice."
Archer (2009)
"What? I brought roses."
Archer (2009)
"No, move!"
Archer (2009)
"Who?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"You're not the boss of me!"
Archer (2009)
"What's that, Beaker?"
Archer (2009)
"- What is?! - Beaker's boss!"
Archer (2009)
"FBI!"
Archer (2009)
"- Second worst birthday ever. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, come on, guys, we talked about this!"
Archer (2009)
"You're supposed to yell "FBI" at the beginning."
Archer (2009)
"on the fronts of the uniforms, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, what happened with since when the hell"
Archer (2009)
"- does the frickin' FBI get off... - Sterling Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes! What?!"
Archer (2009)
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