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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Because I don't fly."
Archer (2009)
"I've already done that. Let him go."
Archer (2009)
"Or face a mandatory sentence of life in federal prison without parole."
Archer (2009)
"Will you shut up?"
Archer (2009)
"So I can save you from life in prison!"
Archer (2009)
"the KGB for, like, 30 years."
Archer (2009)
"Because it's gonna be hard to go back to an"
Archer (2009)
"And when we get in there, you keep it zipped."
Archer (2009)
"I want to say Burt Reynolds."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh... - Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Especially you, Ms. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Ooh, G-man-san."
Archer (2009)
"Well, you know,"
Archer (2009)
"Ma'am."
Archer (2009)
"An actual acorn?"
Archer (2009)
"Not her birthday."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, first of all... Cover your eyes and ears!"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Who's Beaker's boss?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, nice to meet you, Mrs. Hello My Kid's From A Sperm"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah?"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go"
Archer (2009)
"but only if you people don't try to save your own necks"
Archer (2009)
"Well, except for those three."
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious-- we can go underground, get new identities,"
Archer (2009)
"Mr. Archer, please turn around and place your hands behind your back."
Archer (2009)
"And seriously, Lana, sorry for what I said."
Archer (2009)
"What about our jobs?"
Archer (2009)
"Nobody move! FBI!"
Archer (2009)
"- Why, so you can tell us more lies? - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"nationwide."
Archer (2009)
"Meep? Meep?"
Archer (2009)
"And I mean from everything."
Archer (2009)
"I meant it'll be boring."
Archer (2009)
"Day's not over."
Archer (2009)
"Damn it, trust me!"
Archer (2009)
"Mawp!"
Archer (2009)
"Bitches, I am pregnant!"
Archer (2009)
"Beaker's boss."
Archer (2009)
"Getting shot."
Archer (2009)
"- Goddamn it, I can't hear... - Brett?"
Archer (2009)
"- No, no, no, no, no, no... - What, what're you...? Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Just let me clear the ol'"
Archer (2009)
"I don't care who you are, when you get zapped with 50,000"
Archer (2009)
"Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Who could forget?"
Archer (2009)
"I could start smoking crack today, and he'd still"
Archer (2009)
""Cheryl and/or Carol Tunt.""
Archer (2009)
"Nobody move!"
Archer (2009)
"it sounds kind of bad."
Archer (2009)
"That's not a thing, idiot!"
Archer (2009)
"When were you ever a lawyer?"
Archer (2009)
"- Well... - Wha...? Oh, come on!"
Archer (2009)
"Are you sure you cannot make love to me just once more?"
Archer (2009)
"Very well."
Archer (2009)
"and start asking around for the woman who runs the entire Cali cartel?"
Archer (2009)
"Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"♪ And I'm crying Suppressing fire!"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"So, couple things."
Archer (2009)
"- You shut up! - Make me!"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans"
Archer (2009)
"Ah!"
Archer (2009)
"Get away from us!"
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they're shooting at you!"
Archer (2009)
"- Lana! - No, but let's put a pin in that."
Archer (2009)
"- You know... - Zip it!"
Archer (2009)
"Can I stop you?"
Archer (2009)
"I'd start talking."
Archer (2009)
""We"? There is no "we" anymore, Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"Aw, but look at him."
Archer (2009)
"Is it not?"
Archer (2009)
"yours buys a gun and steals a car, and he tries to run but he don't get far!"
Archer (2009)
"With me?"
Archer (2009)
"So, what, we form a cartel?"
Archer (2009)
"We sell this and we're out."
Archer (2009)
"Incredible."
Archer (2009)
"I just frickin' got here, Ray!"
Archer (2009)
"So, you've only got 24 hours to drive to Texas?"
Archer (2009)
"And let you walk alone ♪"
Archer (2009)
"Baby, please don't go, yeah ♪"
Archer (2009)
"♪ All right now. ♪"
Archer (2009)
"You know I love you so Baby, please don't go ♪"
Archer (2009)
"She meant who the hell are these guys, you big dumb idiot asshole!"
Archer (2009)
"What the...?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious, you are not putting those on me."
Archer (2009)
"♪ Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans"
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Archer (2009)