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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"I'm Special Agent in Charge Holly, and you are extremely under arrest."
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"Yes."
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"Well, there's gonna be just a whole bunch of charges,"
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"but mostly treason."
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"Treason?"
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"What? Archer, what'd you do?"
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"No, no, not just him."
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"What?!"
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"Yeah. Everybody."
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"Is this about the fake hydrogen bomb?"
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"This is about conducting espionage operations, for years, with no authority or"
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"permission whatsoever, from the United States government."
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"I want my phone call."
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"It's like you said, he's dug in there like a tick, and..."
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"You'll never take me alive!"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Or what?"
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"- I'm not tasering you, so just... - Do me!"
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"Thank you."
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"What's that?"
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"You shut up. Let her talk."
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"- Jesus! - All of you."
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"Sorry, Ramona, I know to you it's just one big sexy briar patch, but..."
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"by ratting out everyone else!"
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"And say nothing!"
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"You heard me, J. Edna."
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"Not one word."
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"Then that one."
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"- I mean, unless you can guarantee me... - Total immunity."
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"Including anything you find on my computer."
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"Or in my crawlspace."
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"Oh, and throw a bone into me."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I said Ms. Archer had an affair with the head of"
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"Which was actually my fault."
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"Until I built a sexier one out of illegal Soviet parts."
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"There was no shortage of dead bodies around ISIS."
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"One of which belonged to the prime minister of goddamn Italy."
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"in West Virginia."
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"And this whole other thing with the Yakuza."
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"Irish Mob."
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"No, actual piracy."
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"With, like, boats."
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"I want to say... Burt Reynolds?"
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"- Poaching alligators... - Smuggling Mexicans..."
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"Faking my own kidnapping!"
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"...Turkmenistan?"
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"Odessa. You know, the ratlines?"
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"Where you make it look like a murder-suicide, but..."
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"I'm seriously asking."
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"Which time?"
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"'Cause for one of 'em I got a pretty good excuse."
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"Inappropriate."
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"- And so if I were you... - You'd get laid a lot more?"
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"Everybody else is!"
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"They're in there right now, saying he's the brains behind ISIS."
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"Okay, knock it off."
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"Sorry, it-it's not that weird look... Lana!"
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"Thought you were gonna shoot me."
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"Then that's where you say..."
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"Good-bye, Archer."
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"Not to jail with you and your mother."
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"we can ask the judge..."
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"You know prisons"
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"Oh. Okay, we got to get out of here."
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"So why don't you shut up, and then also marry me."
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"What?!"
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"Wha... I..."
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"I didn't..."
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"Jesus Christ, come on, you idiot."
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""That the facts herein are true and correct,"
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"signed Pamela Poovey.""
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"Cyril Figgis."
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"Preferably in an Apache helicopter."
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"And I believe there was some mention of throwing a bone into me?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Or wherever, but come on, chop-chop, I got to go start enjoying my immunity."
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"Dukes!"
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"God!"
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"So is that a "no" on the Apache, or...?"
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"Now who's the ditz, huh?"
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"I'm seriously asking."
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"All tied up like a sexy little Christmas ham."
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"bad idea?"
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"You know what's a bad idea? Prison."
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"Hello, best part."
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"Clyde, is that you?"
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"It's me, dear, Mrs. J. Edgar Hoover's mother."
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"Getting us out of here."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Taking a federal agent hostage is a separate charge."
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"Oh, well, then perhaps we should get"
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"him back on the phone."
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"- If you'll just sign this form... - Doo, doo, doo."
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""In lieu of criminal prosecutions for...""
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"Doo, doo, doo... "Treason, I hereby forfeit ISIS headquarters."
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"And also agree to permanently cease and desist any and all ISIS operations.""
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"You got to be kidding me."
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""Signed, Malory Archer.""
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"No, uh-uh, nope."
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"Because correct me if I'm wrong, but that entire document"
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"For God's sake, Sterling, it's the government."
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"Hey, save it for four ninths of the Supreme Court."
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"Oh, shut up."
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"Uh, just this, releasing the bureau from any"
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"claims relating to the death of your employee... Brett, uh, Bunson?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What?"
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"That was figuratively killing me."
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"Screw the building!"
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"Which I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need."
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"Yeah, I'm around."
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"Secrets and Silk grab you?"
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"As what?"
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"As America's number one country singer."
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"And kudos."
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"But for the rest of us trapped in the realm of possibility..."
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"And Mac Davis can totally suck it."
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"And you can all suck it because I am gonna play professional lacrosse."
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"a real thing..."
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