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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"What is at stake justifies anything we have to do."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, then, I won't be there. It's indecent."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Remember, he who is not with me is against me."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Tell us, Reverend."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- This is more fun than puttin' on a play. - Bite your tongue."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"OK, guys. What are we gonna do?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, I think for once we should be thoughtful, mature and adult."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"No, no. Tommy's right."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"We got a problem. It's time we grew up and we solved it in an adult manner."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Right. Let's go right to the top."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"country what the Righteous Flock has done to us?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Cut the fuckers' nuts off. - Right."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Any more questions? - Not a one."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Let's get backstage for battle plans. - Yeah."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- And him too! - I don't like him."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- He's takin' me to dinner. - Dinner?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"He's takin' me to a nice, discreet restaurant down in Miami."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- What are you up to? - Revenge. What are you up to?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Sounds good to me. - Yeah, but this time no explosives."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Wait I don't get it. - Nobody tells me nothin'."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Commissioner. Commissioner, you're takin' that kid to dinner?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Just gonna put another notch in my six-shooter."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Don't worry about it. I'm takin' her all the way to Miami."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"But, Commissioner, she is only 17 years old."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, yeah? Then I'll only put half a notch in my gun."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I hope this is better than the last one."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"At least we can see this one. We couldn't see the other one."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Wow! Look at that fancy costume!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"That guy's wearing argyle socks. Must be a high-budgetjob."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Man, that woman is ugly."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hose her down, boy! Hose her down."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Look at them tits."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Holy shit! Look at the dick on that son of a bitch!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Look at that snatch!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Did Reverend Flavel approve of this one?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Approve of it? Are you shittin' me? He gave me this one!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Only worse."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And now for the grand experiment."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Wait a minute. As you know, I am the barf inspector."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Barf inspector comin' through! Excuse me. Careful."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Right in the eye. OK, more corn. - Corn. Corn."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Please, Madame. At La Fontana Di Voglio, everyone waits."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Ah, Monsieur Gebhardt. - Alex."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"How good to see you, Monsieur."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"We are expecting a guest this evening, I presume?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You presume correctly."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And at what time is your sister arriving? Or is it your cousin this time?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Actually, this one's more like my niece. - But of course, Monsieur. Of course."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Is everything all set? - All set."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- This is gonna be good. - Go get 'em, Billy."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Yeah. - Then your hood's on straight, stupid!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Everybody's a fuckin' comedian."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You be careful!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Where the hell are they? They sh..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Where the hell is he?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Hey, you Klan pricks! - OK, guys. Let's go."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"That's your speed."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, where you goin'? The rally's this way."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Shortcut."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Evenin', boys."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Say what?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Yeah, I remember him."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You did a mighty fine job on him, Eustace!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"The stingy little fucker wouldn't leave no tip."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, now, in lieu of a tip, why don't we just return the favor?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Louisville tit? What did he say?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- What did you say, boy? - Why don't we give you a trim?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, you snot noses are gonna give us a trim?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, you better bring the army, boy. Bring the whole fuckin' uS cavalry."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah."
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"Aw, shit! They're all fuckin' Indians."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Aw, shit. Oh, that's a lot of Injuns."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, now. Don't be shy."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Excuse me."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hi."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"we've imported a very special gentleman to give you your clip."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Allow me. - I'd like you to meet Brian Schwartz."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"He's Jewish. He's our Mohel for the day."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"What, you may ask, is a Mohel? Good question. A Mohel is a Jewish barber."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Come on! - Go on, ask him."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- What in hell's a Mohel? - I thought you would never ask."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Probably a barbecue and a bris in your case."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Good question. Well, a bris is a circumcision,"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"and a Mohel is a man who performs a bris or circumcision."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And this instrument is a Zemel."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And a Zemel is used by a Mohel to perform the bris."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Would you hold that? - Absolutely."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Now, this Zemel has been used to chop off literally hundreds of foreskins."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Hundreds. - Amen."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"What better to shave the heads of a bunch of pricks like you?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- The fuck you will! - That's it."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Sit down, Ansell. Sit down."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Line up, boys."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Say, now. This is gettin' out of hand here, boys."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Let's talk this over, OK? I tell you what we're gonna do."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"We're gonna let you off this time, OK?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You're gonna get out of here and we don't wanna see you around here no more."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You gotta admit, that is fair."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Nah."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Line up, boys."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"We'll most certainly have to retire this Zemel after this job."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Madame, we'll wait. - That will be grand."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You sly devil. I just can't stand it."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Look Jack, i'il have you know I'm the guest of Big Bobby Gebhardt."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"County Commissioner of Seward County and a very big deal."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- You better take me to his tabie pronto."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I happen to be the guest of Big Bob Gebhardt,"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You better take me to his table pronto."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Are you sure it's Commissioner Gebhardt? - Move it, dildo breath!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Giddyup! Whoa, what an ass!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Little Bobby Gebhardt, where are you?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"It's your little snatchy-poo!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"What are you waitin' around for? Roll 'em outi Git aiong, little doggies."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, my God."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"What are you doin'? Are you crazy?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I want a drink. Gar-con!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Gar-con! What's the matter stupid? Don't you speak French?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Yeah. Oui, oui."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, get me a drink. It's my birthday today."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Golly, 17!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
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