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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"Sweet 17 and never been kissed."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Where does the time go?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Why, do you realize I was only 14 when we first met?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I don't know her. isn't this crazy?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"It was so romantic. I was a Brownie in his wife's Girl Scout troop."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- You swine! - Gimme a Shirley Temple."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You should have seen her last year at the Elks Club."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, what are you doin' with my boa? Are you some kind of sickie? Pervert!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Very cute. Well, I'm leaving."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Get out of that chair and I'll yell "rape. ""
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You're bluffing."
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"Rape!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Rape!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, Bobby, don't leave me. I can't have our baby alone."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"My daughter's so funny. She's just wild."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"How's that grab you? Now sit there and take your medicine."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"She never stops. She's so quick."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Yes, yes, that's it. That's right, brother."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Tiil every foe is vanquished."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And Christ is Lord indeed."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Lift high his royal banner."
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"It must not suffer loss."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"From victory unto victory."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"His army shall he iead."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Tiil every foe is vanquished."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And Christ is Lord indeed."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Thank you, brothers, for that inspirational hymn about Jesus."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"And now, friends, as I was say..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"As I was sayin'..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Good Lord."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Is this part of the show? - I don't know."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Do you recognize any of them?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hold it! Hold, I say."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Stand, I say."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Behold, the spawn of Satan."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"The bowels of perdition."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- I speak redemption. - Now!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Mayor, that guy's dork is bigger than yours."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, mayori if you get yourself one of those capes"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"you could give your secretary a flyin' fuck."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Did Reverend Fiavei approve of this one? - You scumi"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Approve? Heil, Reverend Flavel gave me this one."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I can explain it to you. Let me tell you."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"It's all right. I swear it's gonna be OK."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"It's the goddamn communist..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Those sons of bitches... You son of a bitch! You get out of here."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I told you to get out! I tell ya, it's gonna be OK."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"God, I needed that."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, don't worry. Commissioner Gebhardt'll pay for it."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"He's county commissioner of Seward County, for piss sakes."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You don't think he's gonna stick ya for a 50-cent drink, for piss sakes?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, waiter!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey waiter!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey waiter!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Put shitface's drink here on Commissioner Gebhardt's bill."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"For piss sakes, he's up for reelection in two weeks."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Do you think he needs this shit?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, where's my cherry?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Who got my cherry?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Bobby."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Bobby, I lost my cherry."
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"Bobby,"
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"did you get my cherry again?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You saucy little devil."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You can't get a girl's cherry twice."
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"You sly goose."
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"Oh, Bobby."
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"Bobby, I think I'm gonna be... sick."
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"Don't be sick."
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"Bobby, I am. I'm gonna be..."
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"Boy, it sure tastes better goin' down."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, I feel better now."
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"Bye."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Ben, what's goin' on?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I will sue you! You will not have a pot to piss in!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"My tit! You broke my tit!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I'm gonna sue you! Where are my lawyers?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Oh, shit. - Another one. More pictures. This is nice."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Good luck in the election. I'll see you at the polls."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"We're off to see the Wizard."
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"The wonderful Wizard of Oz."
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"Because, because, because."
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"Because of the wonderful things he does."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"We're offto see the Wizard..."
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"- Commissioner Couch. Republican. - Yeah."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Good luck in the elections."
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"Wait! Wait, don't go. Stop!"
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"Don't go. Wait!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"April Fool!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"What the hell are you hittin' me for? Lady, I'm warnin' you. Don't hit me no more..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Don'tjust lie there all spread-eagled like that. It looks obscene."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You are a disgrace to the profession."
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"You are... je Ne sais quoi..."
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"relieved of duty."
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"She's ruined."
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"they stay had. I mean they can't keep their hands off me."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Wendy!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Hey, Stemrick! - What do you want, Pee Wee?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Listen, how would you like to get back at Turner for that Cherry Forever gag?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- She's thinking it over. - You're funny."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- God I'm glad I don't have to eat these. - Hey ah Wendy, you seen Billy around?"
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"- Well, who plays that part? - Pee Wee."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, the door. Right."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Don't forget Tomorrow night at 11 o'clock."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I'm not kiddin'. They call her "Graveyard Gloria, the fuck of death. ""
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"No."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Next!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"sitting out the rest of the baseball season."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Miss Balbricker. To what do I owe this pleasure?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I figure she whispers a lot, being from a library and all."
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"- She works odd hours. - Midnight till three."
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"The law doesn't look at it that way Pee Wee."
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"Boogie, boogie!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, you're the lover I have waited for."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Goddammit!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, wait a minute. Wait!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"that the school board has okayed the evening of Shakespeare."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Are you all right? You're sure, John?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I will not yield,"
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"Now the wasted brands do glow,"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
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