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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"She's almost got it. She's almost got it!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Please make it mine."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I got laid. I tore her up."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Maybe it doesn't work for a couple of days after you get laid."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Jayne Mansfield."
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"Got a bad rash, Mom."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Listen, about this Shakespeare crap."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You're getting me in trouble with Mother."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Look. just because you don't mind running around looking"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Shakespeare's good for you. It'll broaden your mind."
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"Oh his ass sucks canal water. That's very profound."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, Pee Wee. How's what feel? Getting laid."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Morris, the last time you got any action was with your fist. You know, Rosie Palm."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"me your libel to get caught in the stampede."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Watch this."
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"You guys are as funny as a rubber crutch."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Oh, Pee Wee, come on. It's just a little joke."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- OK. - Gotta go. See you later."
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"Bye."
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"Yeah, and as early in life as possible."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I gotta talk 'em into goin' for some other guys. I mean, you know they're pretty loyal."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Listen, I promised to set Turner and some of the guys up with some pussy ya know?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Yeah, you don't wanna do that."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"All right, let's get ready for the tongue exercise. Ready?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"All right. up! Out! Right! Left! Down!"
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"Hey, Billy?"
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"I'm doin' different scenes from different plays."
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"What's the other role?"
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"He's sort of like a... forest ranger."
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"Yeah. He looks after the woods. You know."
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"You guys are really funny."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, a real push over."
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"- It's easy. Wendy Williams. - Never mind Wendy Williams. Somebody else."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Some of the fruitcakes in the band didn't know what to do."
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"- Oh, yeah. Sure. - Thanks."
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"Gee, that's very funny, Morris."
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"Geez Pee Wee, it can't be the first time you've heard that stuff."
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"Really?"
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"You know how I got my reputation?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"In the eighth grade."
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"Who's "we" and how did you know about that?"
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"You do? Ah, well, that figures."
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"Gang bang?"
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"Dirty, rotten, filthy little creep!"
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"Here's what we'll do."
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"Lay on, Macduff,"
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"Yeah he's studying his role, you ignorant oafs."
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"He's not ready for a role that big, yet Meat."
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"Hey, Mickey!"
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"you're the first people I intend to forget."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"You guys must be really proud of your ignorance cos you show it off so much."
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"- John Henry. - Yes, I know."
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"- Is he in the show? - Well, he is now."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Hey, you guys, how they hangin'?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"But you get her within breathing distance of a cemetery and you better"
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"- Graveyard Gloria, my ass. - I wonder where he dug her up?"
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"How we gonna do that? He's in rehearsal all day."
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"Well, Anthony, you always wanted to be an actor."
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"That's pretty good, huh?"
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""My cherry lips... ""
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""And I like Helen, till the Fates me... ""
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"I just got a naturally deep voice. You know."
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"Yeah!"
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"Shit."
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"- OK, Friday night. Good night Gloria. - See you later, boys."
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"- They're gonna shit. Definitely. - Definitely."
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"Lovely! Oh, just wonderful."
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"All right, who's supposed to be next?"
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"- Nice horn, buddy. - Love your dress, Meat."
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"- Do they have an appointment, Betty? - God always has an appointment!"
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"Sister Balbricker. Open your book. You play the woman's part."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Get this: "In his tail. ""
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"and my bowels were moved for him. ""
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"He can cite Shakespeare too, Reverend Flavel."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I have read Solomon and Job and Isaiah"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Solomon 7, verse 2."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
""And when the Lord saw Leah was hated,"
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"Genesis 24:31."
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"God damn you, you..."
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"What sayeth you, Mr. Carter?"
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"Flock, follow!"
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"- Dead right. Dead ringer, huh? - One more dead joke, you're dead."
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"All right let's go over it one more time."
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"We pick 'em up. You introduce me. Blah, blah, blah."
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""Miss Gloria Tight ass, little Miss Prim and Proper. ""
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"But I mean really hot. Be convincing, because these guy's will be lookin' for a trap."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"I mean you even gotta convince me. And I've been around."
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"Oh, I want these guys so horny, they'll do anything for it. Anything."
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"It's the booze, man. It's deadly."
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"Wait a minute. I almost forgot my bottle."
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"I read My Gun is Quick. Do you know that one?"
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"Hey, don't forget your flowers."
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"I think we oughta nail him in his coffin and leave him overnight."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- She's hot, man. She is really hot. - That's what you said, Pee Wee."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Yeah but she's really hot Timmy! - Pee Wee, I'm getting hot."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Steve!"
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"Shut up, man."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Listen, come on! The signal's been delayed. Somethin' important came up."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Be realistic when you die. - Don't worry, sugar."
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"Touching, searching, feeling."
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"My God."
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"What?"
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"What?"
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"I thought she was supposed to be doing this realistic."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Help, Tommy!"
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"Help, Tommy, come here! Hurry!"
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"Tommy!"
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"I don't think so."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Don't look, Pee Wee. Just don't look!"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"She can't be dead. Let me look."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Oh we can't do that. - Why not?"
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Pee We'll go to jail. - Jail?"
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"Look man, this is coitus interruptus. In extremis."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- Oh, shit, Pee Wee. - Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, especially you, Meat."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"- So. What are we gonna do? - William, there's only one thing to do."
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