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Clips from Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)

"bone, thigh bone to the ankle bone and so on..."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Well, now, little fella. Our great American system is built on compromise."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Everybody wants something. The trick is to see that everybody gets a little piece."
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"- You know what I mean? - You bet he does."
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"Now, you've got my word on this."
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"I'm not gonna let a pack of self-righteous bullies deprive you of your play."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken your principal is being notified right now"
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"That's wonderful. Thank you very much."
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"Well, you can't do somethin' for the little guy, you don't belong in office."
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"Oh, Commissioner. Your meeting in five minutes."
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"Now you kids go put on a hell of a play."
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"- Thanks. - Thank you."
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"- Great guy. - Yeah, he's swell!"
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"What's that?"
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"Reverend Flavel's petition to stop the Shakespeare festival."
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"- Five thousand signatures. - Five thousand?"
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"Yeah, five thousand and every one of them prepared"
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"to vote against you if things don't go their way."
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"Set up a meeting with Flavel."
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"Right."
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"I thought so."
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"The Klan!"
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"- Guys, what's goin' on? What happened? - There's no need for you now."
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"- Wait a minute. We're his friends. - I'm his brother."
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"If you'd been have been here on time this wouldn't have happened."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Look we couldn't help it. My truck wouldn't start."
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"John's always waited for us to get here before he came out to the road. We didn't know."
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"Leave him alone. It was John's mistake."
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"- How badly is he hurt? - Just his pride."
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"They tried to shave his head."
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"A white man's little joke. But their day is coming."
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"Whoa, buddy."
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"- I wanna go. - Let him go."
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"All right, go."
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"- That oughta stir 'em up. - Yeah, they oughta turn tail now."
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
"Look at them dirty redskins attacking that poor, defenseless cross."
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"To kiss the ground beneath young Malcolm's feet."
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"Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane,"
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"And thou opposed, being of no woman born,"
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"Yet I will try the last."
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"Lay on, Macduff."
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"And damned be he that first cries "Hold, enough!""
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"- My sword broke. - His sword broke!"
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"- A sword! - A sword!"
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"His kingdom for a sword!"
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"Get him a sword!"
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"A sword!"
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"- I don't have a sword. - What do you mean you don't have a sword?"
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"- Just kill him. - With what?"
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"A sword!"
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"A sword!"
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"A sword!"
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"A sword!"
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"A sword!"
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"Billy, I got a sword."
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"Stab him."
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"Just kill me, John."
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"Aw, shit!"
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"Will you stab me? Just stick it in, John!"
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"Now the hungry lion roars, And the wolf behowls the moon;"
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"As this heavy ploughman snores, All the weary task for done."
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"Does put the wretch that lies in woe To the remembrance of a shroud."
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"Flock! Follow."
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"Not a mouse Shall disturb this hallowed house:"
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"For I am sent with broom before, To sweep the dust behind the door."
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"Ifwe have unearned luck So to 'scape the serpent's tongue,"
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"We will make amends ere long; Or else Puck..."
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"I am the principal and I will take care of this."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, one moment, please."
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"These learned people, the Righteous Flock, in their infinite wisdom,"
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"have decreed that the works of William Shakespeare, the pearl of English literature,"
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"are unfit to be performed by our students and too indecent to be viewed by you."
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"However, my good friends, I assure you:"
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"we have not yet begun to fight."
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"Thank you."
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"Good night,"
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"and we'll see you all again... very soon."
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"- Who do you think you're talkin' to? - A hypocrite."
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"You care nothing about matters of the spirit."
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"You just wanna control other people's lives, you fascist!"
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"We have dealt with the filth. I can see we will"
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"now have to deal with the purveyors offilth."
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"No one speaks to me that way. You better get a grip on yourself, boy."
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"Bye, Reverend."
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"Anthony, that wasn't entirely helpful."
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"charging the Angel Beach High drama club"
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"with public presentation of obscene material."
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"Of course, we have no need to press this warrant. That was never our intent."
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"These innocent children aren't to blame."
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"- Do you believe this guy? - He's a deeply religious man!"
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"Yeah, and rich."
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"We were the voice cryin' in the wilderness."
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"and the God-fearin' members of the county commission, who voted unanimously"
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"to bring this corruption to a halt."
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"That lousy son of a bitch."
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"And they both got shoved up our asses. I knew it."
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"Fellow Americans! Fellow Americans..."
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"The Righteous Flock denounces you. You have no part in this."
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"The God-fearin' members of the Klan support this action."
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"The mixin' of nigger and Injun blood must stop."
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"- God, I think I'm gonna puke. - Me too."
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"Go on, get out of here!"
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"- The Righteous Flock denounces this... - Sister, please!"
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"Friends, I'd like to tell you that tomorrow night"
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"there will be a giant rally right here at Angel Beach"
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"to announce future steps we will take to preserve moral decency."
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"Amen! Amen, brother!"
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"Be nice to him. Pretend you understand why he did it."
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"This is exhausting!"
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"All tuckered out from playin' hardball Commissioner?"
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"I was afraid you were gonna misunderstand."
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"If I'd hung in there, gotten steamrollered. you'd have no friend in court."
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"You heard this guy. He's a fanatic. Give him two weeks, he's gonna bury himself."
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"- Right after the election, hm? - Yeah."
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"Apparently you're not prepared to believe me, but I was working in your best interests."
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"Look, Commissioner we understand. It's not the end of the world."
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"Everybody's just a little disappointed, right?"
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"I know. I understand."
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"- then you can relay it to the fellas. OK? - OK."
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"Mrs. Balbricker, be silent! I have spoken on this matter."
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