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Clips from American Dad! - Permanent Record Wrecker (S09E09)

"'Cause I'm your boss."
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"Not if I quit."
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"Yeah? You think"
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"your permanent record looks bad now?"
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"Think how it'll look if you quit"
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"your only job in 20 years."
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"In your dreams."
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"Steve, they just delivered the butter."
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"One of your new responsibilities"
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"is to show the baggers how to stock it."
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"Yes, sir. I'm on it."
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"And don't let the butter sit on the ground too long"
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"because the fridges put out some major heat."
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"Got it?"
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"It won't fit."
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"You got to take it out of the crate, dummy."
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"Lay the butter like bricks."
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"With the labels facing out."
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"I earned a break."
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"I'll be napping in the blood pressure chair."
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"What's this?"
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"Oh, sorry."
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"No, start over and do it right."
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"Oh, that poor, mentally-disabled man."
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"I'm not mentally disabled!"
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"Well, you don't know how to stack butter, so..."
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"What the hell are you talking about?"
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"You're battling that guy in the coffee shop in two days."
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"Quick, put it in the DVD player!"
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"Start with the G chord,"
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"which you finger like this."
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"He's going too fast."
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"I think I got it."
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"Ready? Yeah."
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"Now strum."
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"Aah! It's got me!"
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"Well, I guess this is my hand now."
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"Steve just bosses me around."
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"The only good thing is that the stock boys"
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"are teaching me Spanish,"
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"so that's pretty cállate gringo."
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"Dad, why on Earth did you make me"
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"take all of our spare light bulbs out of their boxes?"
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"Stan, is this just to get back at Steve"
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"for bossing you around at the store?"
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"Are you accusing me of being vindictive, Francine?"
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"Besides, there's a reason"
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"Take 'em off."
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"I'll just call in sick."
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"I'll tell them you're faking."
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"And you'll get fired."
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"Then how will you support your woman?"
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"How will you keep her glowing in such finery?"
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"That's right."
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"Now you're getting it!"
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"No, I'm not, and there's no way"
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"Not learning fast enough?"
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"What the hell?"
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"I am Lorenzo."
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"AKA Old Scratch."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'll pay any price."
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"what is called a Faustian bargain, right?"
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"the gravity of the ironic price."
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"I mean, I really have to crush"
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"this punk at the coffee shop."
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"He's got this stupid little goatee..."
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"Ah! Enough! Enough."
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"Wait, my soul?"
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"My Kia Soul?"
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"How am I supposed to get to my shift at Dairy Queen?"
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"Hey, can you cover my 3:00 to 7:00 tonight?"
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"Oh, my soul!"
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"Never mind."
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"Hey, are you going to Jake's party?"
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"Tom, I gotta say."
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"I'm just happy to get on base."
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"I make the baseball references..."
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"Stan, what's going on?"
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"There's butter melting all over the place!"
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"one crate on the shelf."
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"The rest is by the refrigeration exhaust."
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"Steve, you were supposed to show Stan"
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"Yeah, I sure could have used"
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"some supervision on that one."
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"I-I showed you!"
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"Clearly not well enough."
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"And I'm a sponge, I was waiting for it."
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"I'm sorry, Steve,"
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"But... No buts."
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"Now let's have the apron."
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"Hold on."
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"This'll be on his permanent record?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"He was assistant manager"
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"and he didn't show you how to put the butter away."
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"That's something every employer"
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"for the rest of his life is gonna want to know."
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"Yeah, if he can even find a job."
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"What have I done?"
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"and he did it wrong on purpose."
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"He got me fired!"
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"But he still has his job, right?"
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"I can keep my finery?"
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"You!"
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"You have a lot of nerve showing your face here!"
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"You're right to be mad, Steve."
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"And it's worse than you think."
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"I got you fired..."
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"and now it's on your permanent record."
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"Good lord."
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"My future..."
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"He's gonna be ridin' the rails, Stan!"
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"It's come to our attention!"
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"That your son's run out of options."
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"The Army'll take him!"
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"Thank you for your service."
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"so they must have access to them."
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"Okay, but why'd you drag me along?"
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"Well, I don't have my badge anymore,"
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"so I need your help getting into the building."
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