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Clips from American Dad! - Permanent Record Wrecker (S09E09)

"And how am I supposed to do that?"
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"Okay, I just have to log in"
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"and see how they access the permanent records."
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"Your password was one letter?"
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"Yeah, it's, like, super easy to remember that way."
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"Well, I guess this was a dead end."
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"maybe we could go to the basement,"
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"the Permanent Record Department is."
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"This is Deputy Director Bullock"
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"reminding you that secrets are meant to be kept."
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"Now, back to the elevator music."
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"♪ Friday night it was late ♪"
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"♪ I was walking you home ♪"
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"It's a permanent record!"
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""Martin McGowan pretended to pick up his dog's poop,"
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"but just grabbed at the air and kept walking.""
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"Wow."
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"They are on top of stuff."
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"Come on, let's find yours."
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"for incompetent management.""
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"Don't worry, we'll fix that."
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"Now, to spice it up."
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""after a romantic candlelight dinner on the beach."
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""He suggested taking things slow,"
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""but she was voracious,"
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""with an unquenchable sex-thirst."
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"Sir, we were just trying to repair"
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"Steve's permanent record."
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"He shouldn't be burdened"
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"Well, that's the system."
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"you'll be a virgin again, Master Smith."
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"You're in charge of the permanent records?"
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"I also design the company softball shirts."
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"It came to me in a dream."
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"Daddy, the bombs came."
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"It's C-4, Gary,"
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"and I am not your father."
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"What about the detonators?"
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"I put them in the bombs so Gary wouldn't lose them."
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"Did you set the timer on these?!"
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"Uh-huh, Gary making oatmeal."
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"Almost ready."
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"We've got to get this C-4 out of here!"
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"It's just like the butter!"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Gary, you're fired!"
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"Stan, you got your job back."
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"Thank you for saving our lives, Smith."
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"I was only able to stack the C-4 so fast"
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"because Steve was so hard on me"
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"at the grocery store."
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"Oh. Well-well, I just did that"
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"because you were such a jerk to me at home."
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"I'm trying to save you from a life of ridin' the rails."
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"Dad, that's just an expression."
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"A lot of people got really sick, actually."
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"Then he just disappeared."
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"Last anyone saw of him,"
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"he was hoppin' the Union Pacific Line"
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"Well, thanks for looking out for me, Dad."
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"I sure wouldn't want to end up like Tony Lura."
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"No, you wouldn't, son."
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"And, son, that's why"
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"you don't want to end up like Stan Smith,"
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"the White Castle employee who did everything right."
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"'Cause what did it get him?"
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"A government job fighting for so-called freedom"
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"from the confines of a cubicle."
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"Well, this is my cubicle!"
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"Yep."
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"The world is our oyster!"
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"Listen, buddy, you clearly won, but I really need this gig."
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"I tell you what-- you seem like a nice guy."
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"Then it's a deal."
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"Where the hell's my Red Dawn DVD?"
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"Meet me back here in a week,"
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"into Bullock's office today."
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"Smith?"
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"I wouldn't say that."
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"It's-it's entry level."
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"Hey, Steve, did you see that guy earlier buying condoms?"
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"You know that chick has sex."
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"So, Steve, here's your huge key ring."
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"Oh, you're in for it tomorrow, mister."
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"The regional manager's coming for our review"
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"You realize I'm the Devil and... and you're making"
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"I'm sure your reasons are terrific"
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"Wh-What?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Here it is."
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"And he did a good job.""
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"Well, actually, you should be thanking Steve."
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"And this is real freedom!"
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"and you just cover the price of my lessons?"
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"It's not you."
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"Okay."
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"Rick just quit."
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"I don't have a lot of time to learn."
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"You get the drift, I win."
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""Steve Smith lost his virginity"
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"But I've worked here 20 years."
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"He half-assed it all summer"
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"Because I will destroy you!"
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"Uh-oh, I know that cry."
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"I'm gonna have to kill you" joke."
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"I'll learn by tomorrow!"
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"This is not good, Steve."
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"Ow!"
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"Good God, you're gonna blow up this office!"
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"Quit."
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"- Now, let's get outta here. - Freeze!"
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"Uh, I don't think it's the music, buddy."
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"Yes, I see you put that on your résumé."
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"Eh, nice try, but that was clearly one of your friends."
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"Tell that to Tony Lura."
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"Go, Dad!"
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"You know, Mr. Smith, I'd like to give you the job."
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"Hey, Steve."
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"It means do it the right way!"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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