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Clips from Family Guy - Fresh Heir (S12E12)

"I'm taking you out of mine."
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"Peter, that wasn't your will, that was your birth certificate."
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"Oh, no!"
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"There's no light!"
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"There's only fire!"
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"but, you know, I'm just saying, if it were me,"
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"I would give all the money to charity."
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"Well, there are just so many"
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"that do such great work."
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"Name just one."
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"Um... well, you know..."
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"Poor... Green..."
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"Books?"
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"What the hell? I can't believe your dad's"
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"giving all his cash to Chris!"
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"I know it's strange, but in the end it's his money,"
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"so who really cares?"
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"Well, yeah, but..."
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"But what?"
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"Of course not, Lois, but even you can't deny"
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"it was always gonna be a huge perk."
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"D-Did I use that right? Perk? Yes, Peter."
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"Yeah, I thought so, but then it just sounded kind of weird when I said it."
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"It was fine. Thanks."
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"Anyway, I don't plan on losing out on any of that money."
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"So if you ask me, we got to start sucking up to Chris right away."
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"What? Wh-What are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about brownnosing Chris"
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"and getting on his good side perk."
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"No, that's wrong. No "perk.""
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"Okay, my bad. But I've been counting on that money, Lois."
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"What master plan?"
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"Look, I never told you this, but..."
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"for years now, I've been planning on retiring at 45"
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"so I can work on finding a cure for Ballzheimers disease."
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"Peter, are those testicles?"
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"Wh-where did you get those?"
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"I don't remember!"
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"Hey, hey, there he is!"
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"Oh, boy, hot dogs and Nintendo, huh, Chris?"
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"Dad, what are you doing? What's going on?"
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"Good one, Chris!"
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"Good one! Why are you dressed like that?"
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"I don't know. I-I just kind of felt"
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"like this is what cool people wear."
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"Hey, hey, Chris, how about you and me do a secret handshake"
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"that has way too many steps to remember, all right?"
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"Okay. Shake, bump, bump, slap, pinky hook,"
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"pretend to slick your hair back, represent, bump,"
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"one spin, slap high, slap low,"
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"reverse spin, bump, explode, shake, belly rub,"
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"fake yawn, finger gun, hitchhiker, hitchhiker,"
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"shimmy shimmy sham sham, shake, shake, shake, bump,"
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"something smells and shake again."
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"Okay, ready?"
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"MAN We now return to the director's cut of Mission: Impossible 5,"
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"with the step stools not edited out."
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"You're coming with me because I'm definitely over six feet,"
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"and you're not handsome."
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"Hey, Chris, hey, you remember that kid"
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"Well, here's his head!"
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"That's not even him!"
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"That's the deaf kid!"
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"Oh, that was sign language."
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"I thought he was trying to defend himself"
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"I am gonna show you a film comedy"
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"from my youth that won't hold up."
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"Welcome to the classic comedy, Meatballs."
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"No, that's part of the joke."
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"Who's the guy?"
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"Where are her boobs?"
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"Flat with a decent face was the best"
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"we could hope for back then."
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"Miley Cyrus had sex with a foam finger"
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"This movie has a canoe that slowly sinks."
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"All right, you know what? Forget it!"
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"I'm just gonna take my VCR, my VCR head-cleaning tape,"
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"my VCR head-cleaning spray, my head-cleaning rag,"
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"and my rewinder, and just get the hell out of here."
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"MAN We now return to At the Movies"
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"With Two Guys Who Watch the Films On Their iPhones."
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"Good evening. First off, we're going"
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"to review Paul Greengrass' Captain Phillips."
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"What did you think, Bill?"
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"Well, it got off to a great start,"
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"but when it was my turn to play Words With Friends,"
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"it really took me out of it."
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"Well, that's a shame, because visually..."
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"Ooh!"
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"When we come back, the guys will review American Hustle."
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"Hmm?"
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"Ugh, I am. I've been busting my ass"
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"To Chris? What the hell for?"
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"Well, Carter kind of decided"
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"he's gonna leave all his money to Chris."
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"So, I've been trying to get on his good side."
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"I even cleaned his room for him the other day."
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"I... uh..."
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"I don't... I don't know what to do now."
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"to deal with this."
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"I say we never speak of this again."
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"I... I might move."
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"You know what? I say, good for Chris"
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"Wait a minute."
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"You guys just gave me an idea!"
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"What's he doing up there? He's a cat!"
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"He can't play no tuba!"
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"No, wait!"
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"Mumbling while I sleep to indicate dream content."
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"Chris, Chris, wake up."
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"I have something very important to ask you."
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"Chris, there comes a time when every man looks at his son"
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"and thinks, "I want to take this to the next level.""
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"Chris Griffin... will you marry me?"
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"It is in Vermont."
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"They're a bunch of liberal degenerates."
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"I don't know. It seems really weird."
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"I mean, aren't men supposed to marry women?"
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"No, no, no, that's just all of human history"
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"except for the last five months."
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