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Clips from Family Guy - Fresh Heir (S12E12)

"* On which we used to rely?"
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"* Hit me with your best shot"
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"O-Okay."
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"What do you think?"
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"All right. Amy at work kissed me."
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"but I did not lean in."
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"Well, what about Chris?"
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"He's upstairs in his room."
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"Why doesn't Dad ever want to spend time with me?"
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"Sit down."
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"No! That was just in your mind."
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"whenever you're not doing something else."
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"Hey, next time I want to try it with my hand."
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"Well, that doesn't sound very exciting."
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"Only one way to find out."
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"Here's your pizza. That's $16.50."
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"That's what you are. You're a clown."
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"This is fun, Chris. I like hanging out with you."
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"I know, I know."
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"Listen, Chris, I really want to thank you"
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"Oh, it was no big deal. Well, it is to me,"
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"We're not supposed to be doing this."
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"You what? What? Oh, my!"
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"But, Grandpa, I don't even want the money."
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"Whale... Guns..."
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"Why won't anyone help us?!"
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"Peter... did you marry me for my money?"
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"It's always been critical to my master plan."
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"Oh, my God, it's nighttime."
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"you said was bullying you at school?"
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"with terrible karate."
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"Chris, I want to share with you a timeworn father/son tradition."
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"at, like, 6:00 p.m. Central Time."
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"Geez, Peter, you look exhausted."
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"for the last week trying to suck up to Chris."
Family Guy
"Chris, our bath is ready."
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"Lucky guy?"
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"Actually, you guys gave me two ideas!"
Family Guy
"What?! Is it even legal for a man to marry his son?"
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"As long as it's a man and a man, anything goes up there."
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"It used to belong to your mother."
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"I need you to sign this legal document."
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"that barely made it through the weekend without breaking up?"
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"fall-down uncle?"
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"but we would like them to be prominently featured"
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"to let the other guests know how tolerant and wonderful we are."
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"in a state with enough trees around"
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"It was nice of the guests at the cat funeral"
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"to stay for our wedding."
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"Yeah, and I bet you're especially happy"
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"we're getting married on a Thursday."
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"School, yuck, right?!"
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"New England scumbags like me know: Robert Frost."
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"than we ever have before."
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"Wait. You knew all along I just wanted you for your money?"
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"Yes, Dad."
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"It was on the Upper West Side of Manhattan."
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"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* All the things that make us"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"The Travel Channel presents,"
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""Backpacking Through Europe with a Bowlegged Man"
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"in Short Shorts.""
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"Hello. Come, let's see some beautiful sites together."
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"Hello, Tree. Thank you for shade."
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"Hello, Mountain Cat."
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"Thank you for controlling local rat population."
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"Hello, Windmill."
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"Thank you for the cheese ride and ball cooling."
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"Next week, bullet trains."
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"Hello...!"
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"I was thinking we could spend some time together."
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"Okay, are you a television set,"
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"or the Internet?"
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"No."
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"Oh, then no. No, thank you."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Cause there's a three-day weekend coming up"
Family Guy
"and I thought maybe you and I can finally go fishing"
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"like we've been talking about."
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"Aw, sorry, Chris, I can't. I got insanity practice."
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"Voices! Angry fish!"
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"How's he doing? Not good."
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"He still thinks this is "practice" of some sort."
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"But you promised we'd go fishing."
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"Aw, Chris, I was just lying to you so you'd go away."
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"But, if you leave me alone now, I'll give you a billion dollars."
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"You've got a deal!"
Family Guy
"Peter, you know, i-it might help Chris"
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"to be able to spend some time with his father."
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"Well, what's in it for ol' Pete?"
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"He's your son."
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"Don't you want someone to bond with."
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"No. I only form unspoken bonds."
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"PAT BENATAR * Hit me with your best shot"
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"* Why don't you hit me with your best shot? *"
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"*"
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"* Fire away..."
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"I'll talk to you later. Bye."
Family Guy
"You guys, that was my mom."
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"She said that Daddy broke his leg."
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"How?!"
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"A-Apparently, he got hurt at the mall."
Family Guy
"Carter, please stop doing that."
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"We need to get you some new corduroys."
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"No! None of the other boys are wearing corduroys!"
Family Guy
"I want dungarees!"
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"You're going to get hurt doing that."
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"No I'm not! I'm the champ at doing this!"
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"Ow! You jinxed me!"
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"Aw, damn it!"
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"Hey, call that beeping cart"
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"that carries around the fat black people."
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"Well, I guess Babs has her work cut out for her."
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"Actually, Mom can't take care of him, she's out of town"
Family Guy
"doing a photo shoot for the cover of Veins Magazine."
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"So, are you gonna go take care of him, Mom?"
Family Guy
"I can't go. I've got to go get my hair very minutely changed"
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