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Clips from Family Guy - Fresh Heir (S12E12)

"We'll just be like best pals."
Family Guy
"And besides, there's plenty of people"
Family Guy
"who are married and don't have sex."
Family Guy
"Like Will Smith and that pit bull."
Family Guy
"Why do you even want to marry me?"
Family Guy
"It's time to settle down and simplify things,"
Family Guy
"like maybe having one ATM card and one bank account."
Family Guy
"Say, yours."
Family Guy
"Oh. I get it."
Family Guy
"So, what do you say?"
Family Guy
"doing things like playing catch and going fishing, right?"
Family Guy
"Well, the best marriages give each other space,"
Family Guy
"Then, yes, I will marry you, Dad!"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's wonderful news!"
Family Guy
"You should know this ring is very special."
Family Guy
"Wait. What about Mom?"
Family Guy
"I'm afraid that's over, Chris."
Family Guy
"Lois, wake up."
Family Guy
"Huh? Wha-What is this?"
Family Guy
"It's a petition to force that hot mom"
Family Guy
"to wear something appropriate at PTA meetings."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God."
Family Guy
"No, Dad."
Family Guy
"I don't know what normal is anymore."
Family Guy
"So now you know my complete sexual history, Chris."
Family Guy
"Wow. I'm surprised you got fooled by a bear in a wig."
Family Guy
"It wasn't a wig, it was a hair system."
Family Guy
"Well, whatever."
Family Guy
"Why do we have all these appointments?"
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"Wedding DJ, florist."
Family Guy
"Because, Chris, it takes time to plan a perfect wedding."
Family Guy
"You don't want to jump the gun."
Family Guy
"You know, like when you respond to a text too quickly."
Family Guy
"So, should we get started with your bridal registry?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, um, I'd like to furnish my kitchen"
Family Guy
"as if I'm the greatest chef in the world,"
Family Guy
"That's what we do! Okay, great."
Family Guy
"All right, we'll start with the nine grand"
Family Guy
"in copper-bottom cookware."
Family Guy
"Holy wack-a-zoly!"
Family Guy
"Dad! What?"
Family Guy
"Don't "what" me. You know what you did."
Family Guy
"Hey, I may be your husband and your dad, but I'm still a man."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we're looking to plan our post-wedding Sunday breakfast."
Family Guy
"You know, when everyone's sick of us."
Family Guy
"Excellent. Do you have a table for the couple"
Family Guy
"Absolutely. Can I put them near the couple"
Family Guy
"that hooked up drunk and now have to make awkward small talk"
Family Guy
"until their cab to the airport arrives?"
Family Guy
"Sure. And maybe they could go next"
Family Guy
"to the vastly-underdressed cousin"
Family Guy
"who thinks the world revolves around him?"
Family Guy
"I have just the spot."
Family Guy
"Will there be a physically-frail,"
Family Guy
"Indeed. And we'd like to have him walk"
Family Guy
"through a maze of chair legs."
Family Guy
"Anything else? Yes."
Family Guy
"We did invite a black couple."
Family Guy
"Um, even though we only met them three months ago,"
Family Guy
"I'm excited for your first dance."
Family Guy
"And now we're ready to add music."
Family Guy
"You know, I've given it a lot of thought,"
Family Guy
"and I went with the most romantic song ever,"
Family Guy
""Stars And Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa."
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"*"
Family Guy
"Can you feel the soldiers, Chris?"
Family Guy
"So many have fallen."
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"And this is why they were fighting."
Family Guy
"For a man to marry his son"
Family Guy
"that nobody can see what's going on."
Family Guy
"Welcome, friends, loved ones,"
Family Guy
"and people who are waiting for the 3:00 check-in time"
Family Guy
"with nothing better to do."
Family Guy
"Just let us put our bags in there."
Family Guy
"I'm literally gonna grab my shorts and leave."
Family Guy
"I understand the two of you have written your own vows?"
Family Guy
"Chris, to express my love,"
Family Guy
"I turn to the words of the only poet that blue collar,"
Family Guy
""Two roads diverged in a wood, and I..."
Family Guy
"Now, I ain't no scholar, but if that's not a metaphor"
Family Guy
"for major-league butt stuff, I don't know what is."
Family Guy
"Thank you. Chris?"
Family Guy
"Stop the wedding!"
Family Guy
"Lois! How did you find out about this?"
Family Guy
"Peter, several people have called the police"
Family Guy
"about a man marrying his son."
Family Guy
"It's not normal!"
Family Guy
"Peter? Peter Griffin?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God."
Family Guy
"to walk you down the aisle?!"
Family Guy
"Peter, you cannot do this!"
Family Guy
"You cannot marry your son!"
Family Guy
"I don't care how much money Daddy's left him."
Family Guy
"Don't listen to your mother, Chris."
Family Guy
"It's 'cause of her we have bedtimes!"
Family Guy
"Chris, come on, we're going home!"
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"He can't make you do this."
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"But, Mom, I wantto do this."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Dad and I spent more time together planning this wedding"
Family Guy
"And if being married means"
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"I get to spend even more time with my dad, then it's worth it."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Dad, I did."
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, I've been a real jerk."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Chris."
Family Guy
"But you know what?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna make it up to you, starting right now."
Family Guy
"Chris Griffin... will you be my son?"
Family Guy
"OMG, the photographer is, like, obsessed with me."
Family Guy
"Well, let's all go home, you guys."
Family Guy
"I think we've had enough excitement for one day."
Family Guy
"Yeah, and I guess I learned"
Family Guy
"it's wrong to take your son to Vermont"
Family Guy
"under false pretenses"
Family Guy
"to try to marry him for his inheritance."
Family Guy
"You... you should've known that."
Family Guy
"Well, we should probably get going."
Family Guy
"I think this adventure is over."
Family Guy
"Interestingly, however, I did run into Chris again."
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