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Clips from Family Guy - Fresh Heir (S12E12)

"and then spend the next 14 hours trying to get people to notice."
Family Guy
"Well...?"
Family Guy
"Lois, move. You're blocking the TV."
Family Guy
"I think you're blocking the TV."
Family Guy
"Peter, i-is there anything you want to say to me?"
Family Guy
"It itrue that I did not step away,"
Family Guy
"However, in my defense,"
Family Guy
"she had recently gotten her hair done differently."
Family Guy
"I was actually thinking that maybe you could go help Daddy."
Family Guy
"Well, not me, Mom."
Family Guy
"Last time I was at Grandpa's,"
Family Guy
"I beat him at checkers and he punched one of my hogans."
Family Guy
"Wai-Wait, where is Chris?"
Family Guy
"That's odd. He never misses a meal."
Family Guy
"I-I better go check on him."
Family Guy
"Yeah, good idea."
Family Guy
"I better check on my hairless twin in the storm shed."
Family Guy
"Close the door, the moonlight burns!"
Family Guy
"It's almost Christmas. It's almost Christmas."
Family Guy
"Christmas?!"
Family Guy
"Yes. Keep being good"
Family Guy
"and all the eggshells and coffee grounds will be yours."
Family Guy
"Can I meet the family?"
Family Guy
"You've overstepped! No Christmas!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris. Are you okay?"
Family Guy
"Holy crap, it smells like farts in here."
Family Guy
"Those are my farts."
Family Guy
"Chris, come here."
Family Guy
"You know I love you, right, sweetie?"
Family Guy
"And your father loves you, too."
Family Guy
"He just has trouble expressing his emotions."
Family Guy
"I love Mike & Molly!"
Family Guy
"I love Mike and I also love Molly!"
Family Guy
"And I don't care who knows it!"
Family Guy
"You know, Chris, you've got a grandpa"
Family Guy
"who could use your help right now."
Family Guy
"I'm sure he'd enjoy spending time with you."
Family Guy
"Okay... I'll give it a shot."
Family Guy
"You're not gonna kill yourself, are you?"
Family Guy
"That would be a severe black mark on my record as a mom."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'd have to make up stories of a severe mental illness."
Family Guy
"Make is seem a miracle you made it this long."
Family Guy
"I could do that."
Family Guy
"Sucks about your leg, Grandpa."
Family Guy
"How you been doin'?"
Family Guy
"Well, let me tell you, this is awful."
Family Guy
"I-I'm so bored."
Family Guy
"I can't sleep, I-I just have to lie here"
Family Guy
"and wait for my stupid leg to heal."
Family Guy
"Oh, I'm really sorry, Grandpa."
Family Guy
"And the worst part about it, is I can't have sex."
Family Guy
"God! I wish there was a way I could just do it myself."
Family Guy
"You know, just-just to be done and napping within four minutes."
Family Guy
"Let me show you something."
Family Guy
"That... was... amazing!"
Family Guy
"And Lynda Carter wasn't actually here?"
Family Guy
"Incredible!"
Family Guy
"So-So you can do that like,"
Family Guy
"wh-what, once a year or something?"
Family Guy
"No. You can do it basically"
Family Guy
"Cool!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Grandpa. What should we do now?"
Family Guy
"But now you can follow your order online!"
Family Guy
"There it is. It's on Van Buren!"
Family Guy
"Oh. Oh. He's almost here!"
Family Guy
"Wow, he's really fast. Hey, I got an idea,"
Family Guy
"let's put in two different orders and have 'em race!"
Family Guy
"You think it'll crash the system?"
Family Guy
"We were playing a game with you."
Family Guy
"Are you gonna pay for the pizza?"
Family Guy
"Yes. Your money is in this pile of mashed potatoes."
Family Guy
"Eat your way out. No hands."
Family Guy
"Don't look up. You're not a part of this."
Family Guy
"*"
Family Guy
"It's sounding really good, Grandpa."
Family Guy
"Sorry I'm late."
Family Guy
"Look, Jason, are you taking this seriously?"
Family Guy
"Because Chris and I take this seriously."
Family Guy
"You know, if you're not gonna show up to rehearsal,"
Family Guy
"we'll find someone else who will, all right?"
Family Guy
"We want to get some paying gigs! Sorry. Geez."
Family Guy
"Remember, this is about writing music that means something to us!"
Family Guy
"Okay, from the top."
Family Guy
"* Halls Mentho-lyptus"
Family Guy
"* You can feel it in your nose *"
Family Guy
"* That's how you know it's a medicated cough drop *"
Family Guy
"Hey, can we play one of my songs?"
Family Guy
"No! No one wants to hear your stupid songs about nothing!"
Family Guy
"Now, let's play "I Fell in the Shower, So Maybe We Do Need That Bar.""
Family Guy
"Five, six, seven, eight!"
Family Guy
"for coming to take care of me and helping me get well again."
Family Guy
"and I want to give you some money for all your time."
Family Guy
"Come on, y-you don't have to do that."
Family Guy
"I just like getting to spend time with my grandpa, you know?"
Family Guy
"I... Wait, wait, what?"
Family Guy
"You're... you're not gonna take the money?"
Family Guy
"No, I don't want your money."
Family Guy
"I had fun hanging out with you."
Family Guy
"Well, all right, then."
Family Guy
"Hey, Grandpa, check it out."
Family Guy
"it looks like women's private parts!"
Family Guy
"Oh, Chris! You just have a way of looking at things"
Family Guy
"that's delightfully fresh!"
Family Guy
"I bet we're not supposed to be doing this."
Family Guy
"Daddy! You're all better!"
Family Guy
"That's right, pumpkin. And I have an important announcement to make."
Family Guy
"I have decided to change my will,"
Family Guy
"the sole heir to the Pewterschmidt fortune."
Family Guy
"Oh, no! My hairless twin got out!"
Family Guy
"Hello, family."
Family Guy
"Let's eat all the garbage we want."
Family Guy
"Daddy, you're seriously leaving your entire estate to Chris?"
Family Guy
"I-I mean, what about Mom?"
Family Guy
"I promise she'll be dead before I am. I promise."
Family Guy
"See? This is exactly why you should get it!"
Family Guy
"So refreshing!"
Family Guy
"Well, I-I don't want it, either."
Family Guy
"Good, 'cause you're not getting it."
Family Guy
"Come on, what are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Listen, Carter, you take me out of your will,"
Family Guy
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