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Clips from South Park - Cancelled (S07E07)

"I'd leap across the room and kick you in the nuts."
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"No swelling of the haemorrhoidal gland. Wait, what's this?"
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"- Are you okay? - Dude."
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"- Awesome. - Well, Doctor?"
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"I've never quite seen this before."
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"Perhaps he just needs some haemorrhoid cream."
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"And you're the only person I could think of"
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"- who might be able to help us, Jeff. - How do we make it come out?"
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"Someone just has to activate it like the proctologist did."
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"- Unless it's Kyle. - What? No way. You do it, Kenny."
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"- No, it has to be Kyle. - Go on."
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"I'm not putting my finger up Cartman's butt."
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"Come, Kyle, do hurry."
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"Go ahead, it won't bite."
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"- God damn it, Cartman! - I couldn't resist. I'm sorry."
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"- Stop it, Cartman. - Okay, okay, okay."
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"- God damn it. - Oh, man, that was great."
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"Okay, go ahead, I'm all out of farts now."
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"Okay, okay, it's not funny any more."
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"- Eric, that's enough. - Okay, okay."
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"That's it! I don't care about the fate of the world."
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"- Screw it. - Nice going, Cartman."
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"All right, all right, I'm sorry."
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"- Go ahead, Kyle. - No!"
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"- No, go ahead, I'm dry. - You're lying."
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"It stopped being funny 40 seconds ago, boys."
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"Let's just get this over with."
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"- Can I see this thing, please? - Okay."
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"- Oh, God damn it. - Okay, now it's funny again."
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"This is so awesome."
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"I don't think I made it out of that proctologist's office, guys."
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"- I think I died and went to heaven. - That does it. Charge!"
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"What's it doing?"
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"It's sending a transmission of some kind."
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"Got it."
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"It's just sending images of cities and people and stuff."
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"Where is the signal is being sent to?"
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"I don't wanna play any more, you guys."
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"We wanted to see an alien planet or something."
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"Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages"
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"they might be sending them, too. Wait a minute."
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"- Candy bars. - Candy bars?"
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"You know, candy bars, they usually come in a wrapper,"
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"just like you wrap a Christmas present."
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"Christmas happens when it's cold,"
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"cold as in Alaska, that's where the polar bears, polar bears..."
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"Polarity! I can switch the polarity, to see"
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"what transmissions are coming from the location this one is being sent to."
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"They're coming in!"
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"- He's trying to reverse your polarities. - What?"
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"- Run, run, run! - Get in the car, children, get in the car!"
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"- What is that? - Can you see anything, children?"
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"The aliens are chasing us."
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"God damn aliens!"
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"Chef, end of the road."
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"Hold on, children, we have to ditch them."
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"What are you doing, man?"
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"Looks like them boys are getting a little fresh air."
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"I don't think we're out of the woods, yet."
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"- It's the police. - That ain't no police."
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"- When do we get to eat? I'm hungry. - Chef!"
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"God damn aliens, I beat you!"
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"Where'd you learn to drive, aliens? Chinese Auto School?"
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"- Chef, help! - Chef, they've got us."
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"You're lucky I didn't just turn around and beat"
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"- your white, skinny alien asses, anyway. - Chef, help."
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"Maybe next time you'll remember to... Huh?"
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"Well, it looks like the boys are in more trouble than a June bug in molasses."
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"And it's pretty thick molasses, too."
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"- What the... Where are we? - We're in the alien ship."
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"It's not Helen Hunt's ass. It's an alien spaceship."
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"Oh, thank God. Oh, thank... Thank you, Lord."
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"You guys, look."
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"- Wow. - Wow."
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"Oh, my God, do you guys realise?"
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"This is only the second time we've ever been in outer space."
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"This is like my fifth time."
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"This must be the head alien guy."
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"- Hello, boys. - Dad?"
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"and thought this form might be more pleasing to you."
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"Dude, don't do that, that's gay."
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"Yeah, that's like that stupid movie Contact."
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"- Oh, God, that movie pissed me off. - Very well, I shall show my true form."
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"Okay, okay, take the form of something else."
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"- Santa! - No, that's stupid, too."
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"How about this?"
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"- Very nice. - No."
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"No."
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"Dy-no-mite!"
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"Jeff, the aliens took the children up on their ship!"
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"- Oh, no! - Did you find out"
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"- what the aliens are up to? - When I reversed the polarities,"
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"I found this."
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"It's a message that the aliens are broadcasting"
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"throughout the entire universe, but I have no idea what it says."
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"They took the children, Jeff."
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"I have to know what those aliens are up to."
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"- Wait a minute. Butt sex. - Butt sex?"
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"the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past"
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"Drama student! Students at colleges usually have bicycles... Binary."
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"- It's binary code! - Who's having butt sex?"
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"Hello, my honey, hello, my baby hello, my ragtime gal"
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"Let me search it, gonna work it You have to"
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"Don't piss on the moon, babe"
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"- No. - No."
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"- Guys? - I like it."
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"All right, then we can get back to business."
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"Follow me this way, earthlings."
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"I want to apologise to you boys for all the spooky, scary stuff."
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"We just needed to get to the malfunctioning uplink relay."
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"- You mean the thing in Cartman's ass? - That's right."
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"See, there are dishes in over 50,000 earthlings' rectums."
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"Are you planning some kind of alien takeover?"
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"Oh, heaven's no, we're a production company."
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"We make intergalactic television programmes"
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"Television?"
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"with one philosophy, the best universal television isn't scripted, it's real."
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"We started with great shows, like Who Wants to Marry a Gelgamek?"
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"And Antares 6 Millionaire. And then we had a big hit,"
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"with Get me Outta Here, I'm a Klignanian."
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