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Clips from South Park - Cancelled (S07E07)

"But then, of course, there's our signature show."
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"The greatest universal reality show of all time."
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"and put them together on the same planet?"
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"Great TV, right? Asians, bears, ducks, Jews, deer and Hispanics"
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"all trying to live side-by-side on one planet. It's great."
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"Our planet is just a reality TV show?"
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"Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you?"
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"No. One species, one planet."
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"There's a planet of deer, a planet of Asians and so on."
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"We put them all together on Earth,"
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"You mean that you aliens actually enjoy sitting around and watching us"
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"fight and kill each other? Dude, that's messed up."
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"- Why? - Why?"
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"Because you're playing with people's lives."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we have recently come across"
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"an alien transmission that is being beamed throughout the entire universe."
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"When decoded, it looks like this."
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"- What does it mean? - It's simple mathematical language"
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"that can be understood throughout the solar system."
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"Translated into our language, it looks like this."
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"This Janamon at 8:00, it's everyone's favourite show, Earth!"
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"It's been 100 galgamars since we first took species"
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"from 17 different planets and put them all together, on the same planet."
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"They've fought and fallen in love,"
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"but what will happen this galgamar? Tune in Janamon at 8:00, to find out."
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"It's Earth! on FOGNL."
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"I'm afraid that Earth, all of Earth,"
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"is nothing but an intergalactic reality TV show."
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"My God. We're famous!"
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"This is so awesome."
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"That should get the relay working again."
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"we'll erase your memories and get you back to Earth."
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"Excuse me. This is Najix."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no. Really?"
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"And it's for sure? All right, I'll break the news to everyone."
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"Well, you kids can go back to Earth if you want,"
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"but I'm afraid it won't be there for long. The show's been cancelled."
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"They say the earthlings have become aware of the show,"
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"- so it won't be funny any more. - Oh... did we do that?"
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"Everyone, can I have your attention real quick?"
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"Look, I just got a call from the network,"
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"and I'm afraid Earth! Has been cancelled."
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"Now, now, it was a great run, and I think we should all be really proud."
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"Let's call in the demolition crew to strike the Earth for resources."
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"Wait, wait, they can't do this. Let us talk to the network heads."
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"- Wouldn't do any good. - Dude, we have to try."
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"- Please take us to them. Please. - All right, kids,"
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"we'll take you to the network heads."
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"- What the hell is that? - There's a huge ship of some kind"
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"- Chaos theory. - Chaos theory?"
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"Chaos theory, it was first thought of in the '60s. Sixty,"
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"that's the number of episodes they made of Punky Brewster"
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"- before it was cancelled... Cancelled. - Huh?"
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"Oh, my God. We have to stop them!"
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"Welcome to planet Fognl, home of the Joozians,"
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"We have a 3:00 meeting with the network heads."
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"- Where are you visiting from? - Earth."
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"I watch that show all the time."
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"Sure, come on in, earthlings. We're just checking out our new show."
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"on an asteroid with sentient beings from the Horsehead Nebula. It's a riot."
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"- They hate each other. - No way!"
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"we have come a great distance in order to have..."
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"- Yeah, let's do haglar. - Where do you want to go, Moronis?"
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"Not on a Fleckmar, too crowded. Blach-ga-Felch!"
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"Blach-ga-Felch, perfect."
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"- This place is fantastic. - Look, we just want to talk to you"
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"- about the show. - Please don't cancel us. Please."
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"I'm sorry, earthlings, but you have to realise, the universe is a business."
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"You made it to 100 episodes, you should be proud."
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"with ridiculously stupid plot lines and settings."
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"Here's your order of gespahtgaplachfenachenblah."
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"But, sirs, we think our show is just getting good."
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"- at each other. - Oh, my God, this is great."
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"- You can't just up and cancel on us. - Oh, my God,"
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"will you look at the hekmas on that Joozinek?"
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"Dude, we're trying to save our planet, here."
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"Let's take the earthlings to a hekma bar."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, let's see those hekmas."
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"- Sirs, if you'll just let... - Oh, man, I am so wasted."
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"- Kenny. - Man, screw this place."
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"- Let's go get a hotel room and a hooker. - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"We have to find a way to stop those aliens."
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"If people don't wear jackets, they could get cold."
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"A cold is caused by a virus... Computer virus."
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"to disable their computers."
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"That doesn't make any goddamn sense!"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
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"Boy, earthlings, is this a party, or what?"
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"That's it, baby, you're getting my jaggon hard."
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"- Yeah, let's party. - Yeah, suck my jaggon."
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"Yeah, now you suck on my jaggon. Yeah."
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"Stick your finger in my thrusher. Yeah, suck it, suck that jaggon."
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"Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now,"
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"Oh, God, my head."
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"What did we do?"
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"Oh, man, I can't believe I sucked your jaggon."
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"Oh, God, we did suck each other's jaggons."
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"We won't tell anybody if you don't cancel our show."
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"The Earth! show can still be good. Just erase everyone's memories,"
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"- so we don't know we're a show. - I'm sure you'll see"
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"that if you give our world time,"
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"it will become even more outrageous and violent."
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"There's even World War llI to look forward to."
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"And then we won't have to show anybody"
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"the picture Kenny has of you guys sucking each other's jaggons."
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"All right, all right, earthlings, you win."
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"Just be sure to keep up the wars and violence."
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"Well, we've got a 5:00 with the Yerka producers."
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"Whoa, Cartman, looks like you didn't get much sleep last night."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"- Hello there, children. - Hey, Chef."
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"Chef, Kenny has a picture of two green things sucking each other's shoulders."
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"- What is it, Chef? - I don't know,"
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"but something tells me this picture might be very important, children."
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"Attention, universe. Be sure to tune in next week"
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"The Asians are really stewed at the Russians,"
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"the zebras try to get along with the buffalo,"
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"and Americans and Iraqis have an all-out brawl."
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