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Clips from South Park - Cancelled (S07E07)

"- you can't come to school with me. - Yeah, go home, you little dildo."
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"Dude, for the last time, don't call my brother a dildo."
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"All right, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dickhead."
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"Kick the baby."
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"Whoa, Cartman, looks like you didn't get much sleep last night."
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"That's because I was having these bogus nightmares all night long."
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"Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, in the dark,"
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"- My mom said so. - Visitors are real. They..."
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"Wait a minute. This has all happened before."
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"Shut up, you guys, you're just trying to scare me."
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"then we tied you up to a tree, and you went on their ship."
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"you kicked him, then Cartman told us about his alien dream."
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"Cartman was visited by aliens again last night."
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"And now it's like we're living a repeat of a previous day."
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"- That's right. - What a dick."
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"- Oh, my God. - What?"
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"Why there's a huge crack going right down the middle."
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"Ha, ha, very funny."
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"And afterwards, he'll probably have to burn his hand and bury it."
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"Well, the prostate seems to be normal."
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"You know that feeling when you take a huge dump?"
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"We need to see my friend down at the space centre, now."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Nobody is putting their finger in my ass again."
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"Yes, it is."
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"Double psyche."
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"But it was one of the best times I've ever had."
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"We went through all that just for some gay video of Earth?"
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"- What do we do? - It's that guy you want."
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"I think we ditched them."
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"You guys, wake up."
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"I'm trapped inside Helen Hunt's ass. Oh, God, help me, you guys!"
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"How's this?"
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"- No. - No."
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"- No. - No."
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"Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right?"
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"Lubrication... Chupacabras,"
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"that are often fictionalised, fictionalised to heighten drama."
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"- No. - No."
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"- No. - No."
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"All right, earthlings, what form do you want me to take?"
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"How about a taco that craps ice cream?"
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"Why do you put them into people's asses?"
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"that the whole universe watches."
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"We at Nerzod Productions started 20 billion years ago"
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"and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun."
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"Yeah, we'd never do that on Earth."
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"- Wait, you don't understand. - I'm on TV, I'm on TV."
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"- What? Who cancelled us? - The universal network heads."
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"But I warn you, nobody has ever gotten the executives"
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"to un-cancel a show once the call has been made. Nobody."
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"in Earth's orbit. But why? Wait a minute."
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"who control all media in the universe."
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"Can I help you?"
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"We took 100 beings from the planet Marklar, and put them"
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"Mighty, powerful network executives,"
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"Yeah, a show should never go past 100 episodes,"
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"or else it starts to get stale,"
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"- You must have some Joozian ancestry. - Tell us about it."
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"Look, there's five billion people on our show."
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"Hey, you earthlings wanna try a little blancgh?"
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"Oh, yeah! Gluck, yeah!"
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"- Wait a minute. Jackets. - Oh, no."
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"We could make a computer virus and send it to their ship"
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"but I have a feeling it's really, really wrong."
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"You kids won't tell anybody about this, right?"
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"- No. - No, wait."
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"- The show can stay on. - All right."
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"Nice meeting you, earthlings. Bye."
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"That's cause I was having these bogus nightmares all night long."
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"You should hang on to it."
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"for another exciting episode of Earth!"
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"It's outrageous fun, and it's all new. Earth! on FOGNL."
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"School days, school days Teacher's golden rule days"
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"- Damn it. - What?"
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"My goddamn brother is trying to follow me to school again."
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"- Suck my balls. - No, Ike,"
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"- Dude, sweet. - Yeah, check it out. Ready, Ike?"
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"- Kick the baby. - Don't kick the goddamn baby."
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"Really? What about?"
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"And slowly, my bedroom door began to open,"
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"and the next thing I remember, I was being drug through a hallway."
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"Then these scary aliens wanted to operate on me."
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"They had big heads and big black eyes."
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"- Dude, Visitors. - Totally!"
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"- What? - That wasn't a dream, Cartman."
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"- Those were Visitors. - No, it was just a dream."
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"Yeah. This does seem really familiar."
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"What the Funk & Wagnalls are you talking about?"
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"No, dude, this happened before. Aliens put some device in you,"
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"- No, I don't remember that. - You don't?"
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"No, because the aliens erased my memory."
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"I remember this whole thing. Ike tried to follow you to school,"
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"Yeah, and then Chef pulled up in his car."
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"And then you said..."
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""What's gonna be for lunch today, Chef?""
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"Well, today it's Salisbury steak with hot buttered noodles"
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"and a choice of green bean salad"
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"or vegetable medley."
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"- Weird. - Say, did any of you children"
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"- see the alien... - See the alien spaceship last night?"
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"What the..."
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"- Chef, we're in a repeat. - A repeat?"
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"Oh, dude, I hate repeats."
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"I knew something strange was going on."
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"It all started when Cartman got an anal probe."
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"We have to get Eric to a proctologist right away."
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"What is a proctologist, Chef?"
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"He's a doctor that specialises in your asshole, children."
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"he decided he wanted to work on people's buttholes?"
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"- Hello, everyone. - Hello, Doctor."
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"Thanks for seeing Eric on such short notice."
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"What seems to be the problem?"
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"We just want you to take a look and tell us if you see anything abnormal."
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"- Other than its monstrous size. - Shut up! Shut your goddamn mouth!"
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"All right, let's see here."
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"Yeah, like we haven't heard that one a zillion times."
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"All right, let's take a look."
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"Hey, just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"Eric, the doctor has to feel inside your rectum."
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"Kyle, I swear if I didn't have a guy's hand up my ass right now,"
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