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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Partridge (S05E05)

"Hey, aren't you his sister?"
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"Good luck, Leslie."
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"Uhoh, the key was made of ice."
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"And much like the hopes and dreams of the people of Partridge,"
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"it melted away."
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"Again, this would all be way more satisfying if Ben was here."
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"I would like to point out that we drove"
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"And, sure, my husband made an honest mistake 20 years ago."
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"But it was very meaningful that you were gonna finally..."
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"If it's so meaningful to him, then where is he?"
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"He's in the hospital, sir."
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"He has a calcified rock lodged in his penis!"
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"Judy Garland's from Partridge?"
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"She lived here for a while."
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"And Lee Janzen."
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"Who's Lee Janzen?"
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"He's a golfer. He's pretty good."
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"Well, Ben Wyatt's better than Lee Janzen,"
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"and he's better than Judy Garland."
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"That's crazy. Judy Garland's amazing."
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"But Ben Wyatt is better than all of you because he cared about this town,"
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"and he tried to help it."
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"And a sled is a stupid mascot."
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"Thank you, Ms. Ludgate."
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"It is now quite clear that on innumerable occasions"
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"Ron Swanson said he intended to punch councilman Jamm"
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"Yeah, but who cares?"
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"but he never does that."
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"Well, that'll make a nice pull quote"
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"for the article about me taking you to the cleaners."
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"On the night I punched councilman Jamm in the face,"
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"I warned him several times to back off."
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"And when I punched him, he dropped so quickly,"
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"You got Jammed by your own team."
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"I'll see you in court, Swanson,"
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"and, uh, bring your checkbook."
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"I would like to punch you in the face again."
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"I'm glad you're feeling better."
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"in with me while you can."
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"Got about 20 minutes before I get all loopy again."
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"Mm, let me see the key."
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"They wanted to get it engraved."
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"Huh."
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"I mean, the real key has been inside you all along."
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"It was a setup, wasn't it?"
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"Ice Town was a debacle. They'll never get over it."
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"It's so unfair. You worked so hard."
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"You've done so many great things."
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"You know what, screw this."
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"Tuck in your shirt. We're going to city hall."
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"So, Dr. Van Dyne, we took the compatibility test"
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"And it's not like we failed."
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"We got a 58%,"
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"which as I'm saying it, sounds very clearly like we failed."
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"Look, there are many ways to judge compatibility."
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"Okay, you know what, let's do a little exercise."
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"and then you just say the first thing that pops into your mind."
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"Okay? Gender."
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"Okay. Religion."
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"- Buddhist. - Whatever he wants."
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"Whatever he wants."
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"Um, how 'bout occupation?"
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"- Teacher. - Sixtime tour de France champion."
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"Really?"
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"Okay, I'm sorry, are you guys complete strangers?"
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"Is this one of those craigslist father situations?"
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"No, no, no."
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"We actually know each other quite well."
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"Yeah, we used to date actually,"
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"because we had some compatibility issues."
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"You know what, why don't we just try one more compatibility test?"
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"- Great, let's do it! - No, let's not."
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"Okay, well, we all told the truth,"
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"and Jamm's definitely going to win."
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"What do we do now?"
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"I intend to do as the court orders."
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"Do you know if one can pay court-ordered settlements in gold?"
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"All of my money's in gold."
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"What if it's a huge amount? Are you gonna be okay financially?"
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"I think so."
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"I'm actually not sure how much money I have."
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"But I do know how many pounds of money I have."
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"Whoa, whoa, that is awesome."
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"Yes, it is, and I'm definitely tweeting that to Drake"
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"to use in his next rhymes,"
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"but still I kinda feel like this is our fault."
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"Ugh, do we have to do something nice now?"
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"Let me start by apologizing, mayor Stice."
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"I had no right to disparage your town."
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"Well, I owe you guys an apology too."
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"I, uh, had a little bad publicity lately,"
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"and frankly, it's still really easy to score points by bashing Wyatt."
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"Can't you just give Ben a key to the city,"
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"where no one will know your shame?"
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"- Sorry, babe. - No worries."
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"Aw."
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"You know, if people found out"
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"I gave Wyatt the key to the city,"
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"I would never get re-elected."
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"I'm feeding your eagle."
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"He's starving."
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"I know it didn't seem to go very well at the counselor's."
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"and I think we should take it."
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"Everything we do makes it seem like it's a bad idea for us to have a kid together."
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"Take a look."
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""Will you love our child"
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"The answer is yes."
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"I said the exact same thing."
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"We're 100% on the same page."
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"intelligent,"
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"and reliable."
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"Wow. This is really happening."
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"I'm looking for Ronald Ulysses Swanson?"
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"He stepped out. Can I take a message?"
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"Sure. Tell him he just won a free dinner"
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"I'm Ron Swanson!"
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"I don't like you."
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"But I respect the effort."
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"Oh, man, subpoena?"
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"Which ex-wife is it, Tammy one or Tammy two?"
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