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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Partridge (S05E05)

"from St. Elmo steak house."
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"You've been served. Have a nice day."
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"that I punched him in the face on the night of Leslie's wedding."
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"And neither was yours."
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"What if that testimony leaks?"
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"and make it on the Indian version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire"
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"Latika."
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"I don't know why. It just happens."
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"Truth bomb."
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"So much to learn."
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"Wisdom."
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"Like, I just didn't get into it."
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"Excuse me."
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"Hi. Everything okay?"
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"Well, well, well,"
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"I did in fact hear Ron Swanson say"
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"No, I was with Johnny Cougar Mellencamp at that music fest."
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"Well, I mean, maybe I accidentally"
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"Ow! My wrist!"
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"You assaulted me, and I'm injured!"
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"Hey, listen, keep your mouths shut about the affidavit,"
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, lake's not a garbage can, pal."
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"That is the exact spot"
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"and they went bankrupt."
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"Well, if it isn't the defendant, Ron Swansuck."
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"The nurse still won't have sex with me,"
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"and she's not even queer."
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"Everyone calls it that."
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"but I'm not not going to win nothing."
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"Who were you competing against?"
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"not drop an egg for a whole day."
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"Oh, I think it's fantastic."
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"Make me?"
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"Oh, you do a lot of hugging."
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"and I figured it'd be nice to put the ice town thing behind me once and for all."
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"alias my boss,"
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"Yes, sir. In fact, at the time,"
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"I was trying to become a police officer"
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"Don't know."
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"Did you ever hear Mr. Swanson"
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"Tom and April were excellent witnesses in my defense."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I want candy."
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"or something like that."
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"No, this town expects me to wuss out."
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"and I'm simply gonna explain to the crowd that love is everywhere"
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"Well, look, this is not the only way to see if we would be good parents."
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"and then I immediately abandoned them at a Kroger's."
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"Look, we can use anything as a baby."
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"Yeah, we did a trade."
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"Yes!"
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"Bully for you."
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"We need your full, truthful testimony on record."
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"Ben Wyatt."
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"I'm just realizing now that's not a typo."
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"Here to accept the key to the city of Partridge,"
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"because Mr. Wyatt is conveniently ill,"
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"And it's water."
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"Okay, excuse me."
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"all the way here from Pawnee, Indiana,"
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"Oh, yeah? What about Judy Garland?"
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"Mr. Swanson, if you'd like to make a statement, you may."
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"And instead, he attacked me twice."
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"Truthfully, I barely registered his attack."
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"He's incredibly frail, and his arms are weak."
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"I regret nothing. The end."
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"Well, this turned out better than I ever imagined."
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"Self-Jamm!"
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"Okay, Paul, let's go."
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"Well, get your normal conversation"
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"Yes."
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"Just don't know why I got my hopes up."
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"that you recommended, and we didn't do amazing."
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"But I'm sure that happens with a lot of couples, right?"
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"- Girl. - Boy."
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"I love you."
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"It's... it's bronze, babe."
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"We should go. - Yeah."
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"Ann Perkins."
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"and work hard to see that he or she has a good life?""
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"You see, I think that's the only question that matters."
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"All the rest of it is details."
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"Are you sure about this?"
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"the world's best mom."
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"April, could you call maintenance please?"
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"Okay, move a little bit to your left"
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"and then turn to the side."
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"Okay, and freeze."
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"where an 18-year-old Ben Wyatt was inaugurated"
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"as mayor of Partridge, Minnesota."
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"- I don't know. - I have chills."
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"Can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city."
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"I can't believe it took so long."
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"They gave the key to every other mayor in the town's history,"
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"And none of them caused the city's unemployment rate to hit 30%."
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"You're so sexy when you talk about percentages."
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"When Ben was mayor, he sunk all of the town's money"
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"into a winter sports complex called "Ice Town,""
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"Now they've invited him back as a gesture of goodwill,"
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"and he'll finally get some closure on this miserable chapter in his life."
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"Yay, Ben!"
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"Town hero!"
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"- Yes! - Whoo!"
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"Why are you doing this, Jamm?"
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"This lawsuit is Chronicles of Riddick-ulous."
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"It's 'cause I'm sick of this whole Parks and Rec gang."
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"This munch throws me into a swimming pool."
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"Now Swansuck punches me in the mouth."
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"It's what we in the Jamm family call..."
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"Yeah, because I invented it."
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"Yeah, you're not gonna win $50 million, you freak."
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"Maybe not,"
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"Paul."
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"This lawsuit is definitely getting thrown out."
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"I don't know, those are Jean-Ralphio's lawyers."
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"They once got him $60,000"
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"Okay, are you done? Are we done? Did we win?"
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"- You can't win this. - You can win at anything."
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"Last year I won an organic gardening contest."
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