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Clips from South Park - Britney's New Look (S12E12)

"You boys should care about this stuff."
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"Well you boys are gonna sit and watch this!"
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"And so, Mr. Obama, why don't you tell us your stance on military spending?"
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"Well, my opinion is that..."
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"It's... Britney Watch!"
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"Keeping you up-to-date with all your Britney Spears news!"
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"Oh boy, what's she done now?"
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"Britney Spears has been spotted camping in the Colorado mountains,"
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"Ron, I'm standing in South Mark, Colorado,"
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"where Britney Spears has apparently been trying to get away from it all."
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"Ms. Spears was spotted at a mountain campground,"
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"She's such a train wreck!"
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"you can see the poor little ladybug getting doused."
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"This must be very embarrassing for Britney that this photo got out, Bob,"
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"and she looks like she's gained weight."
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"And if you zoom in on her face,"
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"Aw, poor girl."
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"Hey Sharon, Britney peed on a ladybug."
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"The photograph was taken by Brian Willis of Bailey, Colorado,"
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"A hundred thousand dollars?"
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"That's enough to buy slaves!"
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"Britney is said to be now hiding out in a South Park motel."
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"And now back to the stupid Democratic debates."
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"...and spearchuckers."
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"And she's at a hotel in our town."
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"Don't you think Britney's been through enough?"
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"Butters, don't be such a pussy."
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"Okay."
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"Imagine what a photo of her crapping on a squirrel is worth!"
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"Well this costume was supposed to be for the Easter musical, fellas."
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"Excuse us, we're trying to get a picture of Britney Spears!"
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"are making this tougher on the professionals!"
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"Yeah, don't you recognize us? We're Britney Spears' kids."
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"Not me! I'm a squirrel!"
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"But now everybody thinks I hate ladybugs."
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"I didn't even know it was there."
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"I can't take it anymore. I'm just so--"
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"Excuse me, Ms. Spears, but your kids are here"
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"and they've brought you a squirrel."
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"My boys? Really? Send them in."
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"It's okay. My kids are here."
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"- Yeah, all right! - All right!"
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"You mean, it was just a joke?"
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"My kids ain't here?"
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"- Alright. Butters, go get next to her. - I ain't doing it!"
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"Butters, do you want your share of the hundred thousand dollars or not?"
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"You're never gonna leave me alone, are you?"
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"Yeah, we'll just get a picture of her doing something else."
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"All right lady, just flash us your crotch or something."
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"How could we know she would..."
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"Why couldn't you boys just leave her alone?"
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"We don't wanna upset her."
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"Ms. Spears, these boys wanted to say something."
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"- Oh my God! - Oh no!"
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"The boys are just shocked at how good you look, Britney."
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"Well, I'll let you boys have your say."
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"You won't believe what Britney's done now."
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"The troubled pop star has just been spotted with a crazy"
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"as Britney was wheeled into the hospital for some reason."
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"And if we zoom in on the footage, right, right here,"
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"No word yet, Tom, but it could be over the embarrassment"
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"of the boob job scar video we showed just, just now."
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"Dude!"
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"Britney, what were you thinking?"
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"First you shave your head and now this."
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"Brit! Over here, Brit. One for Star Weekly."
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"Dammit, you have to take her out of here."
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"She can't be around all this right now."
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"Right. We need to take her home."
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"Okay, come on!"
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"Thank you! Yes, thanks."
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"Britney, over here--"
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"Britney seems to have really taken a liking to you."
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"And don't worry: Britney is a queen at reinventing herself."
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"We just need to get her into the recording studio right away."
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"All right, Britney, let's take it from the top."
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"Remember to bring that sexiness to it."
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"she should be doing right now?"
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"- God, what a train wreck. - She must be stoned again."
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"Would you put a stop to this, please?"
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"What do you mean? She sounds great."
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"God, she's so stupid."
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"Live, from Las Vegas, it's the MTV Video Music Awards."
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"What's up, y'all? It's the MTV Awards and we are kicking it off right."
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"Here to perform her new song is the one,"
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"and only, Britney Spears!"
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"Aw, come on now, people!"
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"She doesn't have any lips!"
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"Disaster at the MTV Awards."
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"She looked tired, she looked fat, she didn't have a head."
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"It was just completely phoned in."
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"No doubt, Tom, that girl has major issues."
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"And we can put you on SlimFast tomorrow."
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"People just aren't gonna let up."
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"where nobody will bother her?"
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"We want three tickets to the North Pole."
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"We do. Me, my friend, and his aunt."
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"A local housewife caught a photo of Britney running away in this disguise!"
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"Britney is obviously very upset about her MTV performance, Ron,"
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"Most troubling for her is the fact that her disguise has total camel toe."
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"Oh boy, now, Leslie, this seems like a really bad camel toe offense."
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"Absolutely major camel toe, Tracy."
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"Britney just seems oblivious."
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"She was bound to get noticed:"
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"David, any idea as to how big the camel toe actually was?"
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"She was sporting toe like never before, Brian."
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"I don't know what's wrong with that girl, but,"
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"it's a slap in the face to camels all over the planet."
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"Dude, they're never gonna let us through."
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"Britney? Where'd she go?"
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"There she is!"
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"It's okay, you'll be in the North Pole soon."
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"There she is. Hey Britney, it's me."
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"Britney. It's over. What were you running for anyway?"
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"Hey, wait a minute. Where's her camel toe?"
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"Oh, psych! She must be back at the train station; come on!"
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"Now, wait a minute! Everyone just stop for one minute!"
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"Can't you see that Britney isn't in any condition to handle this crap anymore?"
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"I know watching celebrities go down can be fun."
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"Me and my friends are as guilty as all of you, but"
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