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Clips from South Park - Britney's New Look (S12E12)

"Just this one time, let's, let's all stop before it's too late, huh?"
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"Son, you don't seem to understand."
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"Huh?"
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"What do you think all this effort has been for?"
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"But he knew that for Britney Spears to be safe,"
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"he had to get her to the North Pole."
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"It's her."
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"You want me to, to what?"
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"Yes, I understand."
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"Hello, I'm Bob Summers. Is today the day?"
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"What is going on?"
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"Well nobody wants her to die, little boy."
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"We all simply... need her to."
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"- Do you understand? - No!"
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"throughout history people have found it necessary to engage in..."
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"We Americans like to think we're more civilized now,"
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"and then stoned them to death."
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"Britney was chosen a long time ago,"
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"Hey, where are we? This isn't right."
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"Come on, come on!"
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"Mom, Dad!"
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"Wait, what are you doing here?"
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"It's all of America, Kyle."
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"The same reason human beings have always done it."
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"We haven't told you about it, Stanley, because we,"
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"All right, enough already!"
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"The kid is right. This has gone on too long."
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"Yeah. She was supposed to have killed herself a long time ago."
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"And harvest is coming soon."
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"No, wait."
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"An incredible harvest."
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"- She's the daughter of a country singer, - Hey, check it out!"
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"and the young girl has really taken the country by storm."
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"Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus."
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"Though only fifteen years old,"
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"is already on her way to being a major superstar."
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"Ugh, Dad, can we please not watch this?"
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"This is important, Stanley!"
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"We've blurred out parts of the photo so that it doesn't offend."
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"Hey, hang on, fellas."
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"Aw, we suck so hard."
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"Oh, God, what have we done?"
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"It's Britney Watch!"
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""no top part of my head" look."
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"Oh, jeez, Britney!"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Oh crap!"
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"What?"
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"She doesn't have most of her brain!"
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"Her head is gone!"
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"Yeah. And she's all fat, too."
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"Hang on, hang on, she'll be out in a minute."
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"We have to take her somewhere to just be at peace."
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"and abandoned all those close to her."
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"and want to bring her home safe."
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"Colorado officials have taken the squirrel to Johns-Hopkins"
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"It cannot be stopped."
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"She must... die."
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"but the truth is our lust for torture and death"
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"No, the American people don't want to stone people to death anymore."
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"For harvest, Stanley."
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"Come on, hurry up."
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"She's dead."
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"Some of the best corn I've seen in years."
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"She's... alive."
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"Doctor, could we talk to her for a minute?"
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"The North Pole? Who the hell goes to the North Pole?"
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"Come on, Britney!"
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"you can also definitely see a boob job scar."
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"Good evening and welcome to the political debate"
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"This video was taken just hours ago"
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"Over here, Ms. Spears. Right over here, Ms. Spears."
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"No!"
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"and then... watch her die."
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"Yeah yeah, it's like this all the time."
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"Yeah, all you amateur photographers"
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"no matter who they are!"
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"We should have just left her alone."
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"A hundred thousand dollars for a picture of Britney."
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"Damnit, she can't handle any stress right now!"
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"Sounds more like you're saying, "love creation.""
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"I know. She's really dumb, huh?"
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"First question: How do you see yourself as different from your opponent?"
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"Uh, it must be on the other side of the station."
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"- We did it guys! - I told you that would work!"
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"human sacrifice."
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"She's been built up to be sacrificed, Stan!"
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"...it's time to let this one go."
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"Here, Davey."
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"When the photo is enhanced, Ron,"
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"This is only gonna make things worse."
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"We have to get her away from all this, dude."
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"I know where."
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"Yes they are! I have an idea."
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"Look, you guys are gonna end up killing her."
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"Why do you want Britney Spears to die?"
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