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Clips from South Park - Britney's New Look (S12E12)

""Britney's New Look""
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"between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama."
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"Yeah, but we totally don't."
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"This is what really matters!"
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"We interrupt this debate for an emergency news bulletin!"
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"and one report claims that she has taken a piss... in the forest."
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"Robert Pooner has more."
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"Aw dude, that's our town!"
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"and you won't believe what she did, Ron."
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"The troubled diva took a piss. Right on a ladybug."
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"That's right, Ron, she really chubbed up."
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"you can see that she's got some zits!"
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"who sold it to 31 News for a hundred thousand dollars."
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"Did you guys hear that?"
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"It's gotta be the Komfort Inn. That's the nicest hotel in South Park."
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"- Cartman, go get your camera. - Sweet!"
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"I mean, maybe it's finally time for us all to just leave her alone."
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"A hundred thousand for a picture of Britney peeing on a ladybug."
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"Not for trying to make an easy buck!"
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"Oh no."
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"Join the club."
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"We're professionals too, you fucking butthole!"
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"Ah ah, nobody goes upstairs."
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"We uh, we have special permission?"
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"You are?"
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"I feel better now."
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"We tricked her and it wasn't nice!"
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"It ain't right to take advantage of somebody"
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"All right, fine! We don't need you, Butters!"
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"- I've got a better idea. - You do?"
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"Yeah."
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"You killed her!"
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"Hey, everything all right? Oh..."
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"But we just had to push her."
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"- Whew. - Oh, thank God."
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"But, we almost lost her."
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"I don't want you making her upset."
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"We just want to tell her that we're sorry."
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"All right."
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"Right, boys?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's not even noticeable."
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"Ms. Spears, uh..."
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"We're... really... sorry for making you want to kill yourself."
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"Keeping you up-to-date with all your Britney Spears news!"
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"No doubt now that she's had plastic surgery in the past."
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"O ho ho, oh houch, that's gotta be embarrassing."
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"Chris, any word on why Ms. Spears went for this radical "no top of the head" look?"
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"Uh, even though the timing doesn't quite work out."
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"Excuse me, I'm Britney Spears' manager."
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"Well, it's a ballsy new look, I'll give you that."
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"Boys, can you give me a hand with her?"
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"My car is right here."
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"- Hey, look! - There she is!"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Look, uh, we feel really bad, and, and we wanna help Britney however we can."
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"That's great, boys."
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"Excuse me, is this really what you think"
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"All right, Brit, let's try it from the top."
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"Ah, Britney, that last lyric is supposed to be "love elation"."
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"E-la-tion. Really enunciate the L."
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"What do you expect? Look at her!"
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"No, I mean, she literally doesn't have most of her brain!"
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"Oh my God, she's really gotten chubby."
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"It's Britney, bitch."
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"Oh man, she's totally lip-syncing."
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"People are ridiculing Britney Spears."
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"Her performance was awful, Tom."
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"Don't listen to 'em, Brit! They're all just jealous."
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"Dude, where in the world can Britney Spears go"
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"It's Britney Wowtch!"
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"A distraught Britney Spears has apparently disappeared"
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"and so she's become desperate."
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"You walk around with that kind of cam toe and you're gonna turn heads."
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"Those close to Britney say they are very worried"
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"And now back to the local news."
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"The giant squirrel which was picked up last week by animal control"
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"apparently now thinks it's a person."
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"for psychiatric evaluation."
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"Hm, that squirrel is obviously nuts."
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"Platform 4F."
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"There she is! It's Britney!"
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"Oh no."
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"I'm not Britney Spears, alright?"
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"maybe, just, maybe,"
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"Britney Spears... has to die."
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"It's not just the press. Everyone agrees."
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"Little Stanley was tired and hungry."
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"You doing okay, Ms. Spears?"
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"Um no, I'm sure it's Britney Spears; it looks just like the picture."
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"Look, kid,"
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"In ancient times, humans would commonly"
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"pick one lovely girl, adorn her with jewels, treat her like a goddess,"
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"is no different than it was in gladiator times."
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"Only difference is that now, Americans like to watch people"
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"put to death through magazines and photographs."
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"It's a damn shame too. Old ways were better."
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"Used to be we just picked someone by lottery"
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"You mean everyone in the country wants Britney Spears to kill herself?"
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"to be built up and adored,"
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"and then sacrificed. For harvest."
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"Oh no!"
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"They're gonna kill her! They're going to wa--"
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"We're all a part of this together."
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"You know all about this?"
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"Kyle, what the fuck is going on now?"
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"Sacrificed? For what?"
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"Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch."
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"Corn harvest!"
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"we like to wait until kids are a little older to talk to them about"
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"things like condoms and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest."
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"This has all gone on long enough!"
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"All right, folks, let's finish this quickly."
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"I can't run. You go ahead, I'll catch up with ya."
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"Hold on."
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"Well, I think it's time for us to leave the poor girl alone."
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"- Morning, Bill. - Morning, Gil."
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"Nice-looking corn."
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"Hey Sharon, Randy, great harvest, huh?"
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"Looks like next harvest would be even better."
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"Live, from Chicago, Illinois, it's Decision 2008."
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