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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - The Puppet Show (S01E01)

"She is the Slayer."
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"I will be whole."
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"Thank you, Cordelia."
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"We'll save that for the dress rehearsal. Lisa?"
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"- If it isn't the great producer. - Had to see this to believe it."
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"The school talent show. How ever did you finagle such an assignment?"
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"I think they call them principals now."
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"You cannot escape your destiny."
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"OK. I think maybe we better leave our Mr Giles to this business he calls show."
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"- Fighting? - Not fighting."
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"Real antisocial types. You need to integrate into this school, people."
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"I think I just found three eager new participants for the talent show."
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"My predecessor, Mr Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense."
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"Can I just mention that detention is a time-honoured form of punishment?"
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"I know the three of you will come up with a wonderful act for us to watch."
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"Thank you."
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"They give me the wig. Ever since I was little."
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"What happened?"
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"As a matter of fact, it is!"
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"Let's stop this before someone gets hurt."
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"I worked on these jokes for weeks."
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"Is anybody there?"
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"Hello?"
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"because it doesn't require an actual talent."
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"But we have talent. We can do stuff."
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"Oh, in front of other people?"
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"I'm the one with the talent here. The kid's dead weight."
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"Hey!"
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"It's an unpopular word these days: discipline."
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"I know Principal Flutie would have said kids need understanding, kids are human beings."
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"Suicide, missing persons,"
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"spontaneous cheerleader combustion."
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"You can't put up with that."
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"You gotta keep an eye on the bad element."
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"Like those three."
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"- It was Emily. - Emily? Dancer Emily?"
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"Oh, man. I hate this school."
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"It must have happened after dress rehearsals."
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"- Vampire? - I think not."
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"- Her heart was removed. - Yikes."
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"Remember the Hellmouth? Mystical activity is totally rife here. This, to me, says demon."
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"I'd like to think you're right. A demon is a creature of evil, pure and simple."
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"I suggest we start with your talent show compatriots."
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"She was a really good dancer. Here, pick a card."
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"No, wait, wait, wait! Not that one. Pick this one."
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"- Morgan? - Yeah, that's it."
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"Hello."
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"I was just working on throwing my voice."
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"Did she say anything to you? Was she arguing with anyone?"
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"I'm sorry. Look, I didn't mean to make you mad."
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"Cute couple."
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"- We have a winner. - I fear I was led to the same conclusion."
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"Well, what do we do? We wanna bring him to justice."
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"- I should wear a wire! - Whoa, hey, guys."
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"Principal Snyder is watching us all closely."
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"We will find this murderer, but in the meantime"
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"Principal Snyder!"
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"- What are you doing? - Uh, looking for something."
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"There are things I will not tolerate."
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"Students loitering on campus after school, horrible murders with hearts being removed."
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"And also smoking."
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"- I don't want... - She's the one!"
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"It can't be that bad. l, for one, am looking forward to seeing your act."
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"But I wanna support you."
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"There's just a lot going on right now."
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"Where?"
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"No, there's some... There is..."
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"Because we have to clear their equipment before the finale."
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"Um, your hair..."
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"There's something wrong with my hair?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Did he do something to you? - No, it was his..."
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"Attacked you? How?"
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"- It pounced on my face. - Like a cat?"
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"I'm notjust some crazy person. I'm the Slayer."
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"The Dummy Slayer?"
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"to maintain their humanity, or they revert back to their original form"
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"So Morgan could still be the guy,"
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"Except that these demons are preternaturally strong, and Morgan is..."
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"Well, he seems to be getting weaker every day."
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"meaning "named after oneself" - Monroe Doctrine,"
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"Morgan?"
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"Morgan, that is enough!"
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"- At home? Here at school? - Yeah, it's great."
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"I feel like you've become a little detached."
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"Sure."
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"- Where did you get that? - Oh, I took it out of Mrs Jackson's cupboard."
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"You said you wanted to speak to Morgan alone. And, well, Morgan's alone..."
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"Hi, Buffy. Hi, Willow. Would you like to hear some off-colourjokes?"
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"- I'm not real. - Xander, quit it!"
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"Redrum! Redrum!"
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"- What do we do with him? - Hey! I'll keep him company."
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"So I guess it's just you and me, huh?"
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"Principal Snyder."
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"I'm not sure how safe it is for a girl like yourself to be here."
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""On rare occasions inanimate objects of human quality, such as dolls,"
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"- Emily's heart. - Morgan's dummy."
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"If you'll just give me a minute."
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"You win."
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"What?"
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"Yeah. You wouldn't know it to look at me."
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"Who can blame me for thinking? Look at you."
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"You're strong, athletic,"
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"limber,"
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"nubile."
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"I'm sure it's someone in that stupid talent show."
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"- The show! - What?"
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"It's going to start! I should be there."
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"Pull everyone's addresses. If they're not there, we can find them at home."
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"15 minutes to curtain, everyone."
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"15 minutes."
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"that if you're feeling nervous, you should imagine the audience are in their underwear."
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"- I don't figure you for a demon hunter. - I'm a vampire slayer."
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"You? You're the Slayer?"
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"Hey, that was pre-dummy, all right?"
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"Don't get sniffly on me, sis."
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"Of course, if you want to snuggle up and comfort me..."
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"- Nope. - Yuck."
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"- Is everybody here? - I think so."
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"Um, Power Circle."
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